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[Intro]
C  C
[Verse]
CChristmas really freaks me out. Em/BIt makes me feel alone.
AmI think that elves are creepy. AI'm not a fan of snow.
DmForgive me when I say that CGhristmas is a Cbitch.Fm  G  
CChocolate makes my skin breakout. Em/BI don't like decorations.
AmI'm sick of all these cheesy Asongs that play on every station.
DmI think it's all so whack, Gbut people seem to disaCgree.E  
[Chorus]
AmThe kids wait up for Santa Claus, Emthe man with overalls.
FHe eats their milk and cookies, Fmust have high choC/Elesterol.
DmBut who am I to judge? GThis guy is not even reaCl.E  
AmCause mistletoe and candy canes, Emall of its so freaking lame.
FSorry if I C/Esound insaneDm.
Christmas Csweaters make me Fitch, decorations always Fmglitch, 
that's why Christmas is a Cbitch.Fm  G  
[Verse]
There's Cpeople shopping at the mall Em/Bfor phones and big TV's,
Amwasting all their money Aon lights and Christmas trees,
Dmmaking corporations Grich, that's why Christmas is a Cbitch.Fm  G  
And Cevery time I look around, EI see a smiling face,
Amis this a Am/Gproblem just with Fme or the human race?
All of these Freally annoying songs Gthat people love to sing.
CWhat can I possibly be Emissing from this Christmas thing?
[Chorus]
AmKids wait up for Santa Claus, Ema weird dude with overalls.
FHe eats their milk and cookies, this guy has Fgotta have high C/Echolesterol.
DmBut it makes people happy, iGt makes no sense to me.
CIt's a fat guy who breaks into your house. EIt's bullshit.
AmThere's mistletoe and candy canes, I Emfind all of this shit so lame.
FI don't like playing C/Echeerful gamesDm.
If only CI could flip a Fswitch, it's a complicated Fmsitch,
that's why Christmas is a Cbitch.G  
[Outro]
These stupid sweaters make me Fitch, decorations always Gglitch,
that's why Christmas is a Cbitch.

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Christmas Is A Bitch

by Rudy Mancuso

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Em/B

C/E

Am/G

[Intro]

C C

[Verse]

C Em/B

Christmas really freaks me out. It makes me feel alone.

Am A

I think that elves are creepy. I'm not a fan of snow.

Dm G C Fm G

Forgive me when I say that Christmas is a bitch.

C Em/B

Chocolate makes my skin breakout. I don't like decorations.

Am A

I'm sick of all these cheesy songs that play on every station.

Dm G C E

I think it's all so whack, but people seem to disagree.

[Chorus]

Am Em

The kids wait up for Santa Claus, the man with overalls.

F F C/E

He eats their milk and cookies, must have high cholesterol.

Dm G C E

But who am I to judge? This guy is not even real.

Am Em

Cause mistletoe and candy canes, all of its so freaking lame.

F C/E Dm

Sorry if I sound insane.

C F Fm

Christmas sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch,

C Fm G

that's why Christmas is a bitch.

[Verse]

C Em/B

There's people shopping at the mall for phones and big TV's,

Am A

wasting all their money on lights and Christmas trees,

Dm G C Fm G

making corporations rich, that's why Christmas is a bitch.

C E

And every time I look around, I see a smiling face,

Am Am/G F

is this a problem just with me or the human race?

F G

All of these really annoying songs that people love to sing.

C E

What can I possibly be missing from this Christmas thing?

[Chorus]

Am Em

Kids wait up for Santa Claus, a weird dude with overalls.

F F C/E

He eats their milk and cookies, this guy has gotta have high cholesterol.

Dm G

But it makes people happy, it makes no sense to me.

C E

It's a fat guy who breaks into your house. It's bullshit.

Am Em

There's mistletoe and candy canes, I find all of this shit so lame.

F C/E Dm

I don't like playing cheerful games.

C F Fm

If only I could flip a switch, it's a complicated sitch,

C G

that's why Christmas is a bitch.

[Outro]

F G

These stupid sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch,

that's why Christmas is a bitch.

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