Cont

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N.C.
FULL LYRICS IN PARENTHESES. Sing them the SECOND time around.
[Verse 1]
I don't like AJews (wC#mho make and distribute kiddie porn)
Neither should Bmyou
They're Eethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact
I don't like Ablack people (whC#mo risk billions of other peoples' money gambling on future derivatives)
BmIt's just not acceptable
There Eshould be some kind of law, that is that
[Verse 2]
And I get the C#ms***s with Inuits F#m(who find out what job I do and offer me a racist joke or two)
BmThey get on my tits, the little bastardsBm  C#m  D  E  
And F#mwomen (who Ejudge other women for not holding the some views as them vis-a-vis career and mothering)
Djust make me so mad
Does that make me Ebad, am I bad?
Is that bad?
[Verse 3]
And the f***in' C#mItalians
I just cannot stand them F#m(when they take a dive in the penalty box, denying Australia it's World Cup spot)
BmThey really inspire my rancor
ECheating f***ing Italian wankers!
And Alesbians and the bicurious
Make me furious C#m(when their pride parade blocked the traffic flow,
C#mwhen my baby had asthma and had to go to the hospital)
BmIt's not their fault, I know, but Estill... Grr!
[Verse 4]
And f***in' C#mChristians (F#mwho lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection)
BmI just want to punch them in their faces (althouBmgh my C#manger Dis Efleeting. I understand their frustration
EShe's a little too hesitant)
And I'm not F#mcomfortable with Muslims on the tube C#m(who look over my shoulder when I'm readin')
And I can't Bmstand publicly breast-feeding mothers (who sEmoke Fdim7cigarettes while they're feeding)
[Verse 5]
And I hate F#mgays who talk C#mcamply (during Bmthe final act of King Lear)
And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry (when they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered
Rhinoceri)
[Bridge]
I hate the F#mrich (who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry)
I hate the Fdim7poor (who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry)
I hate Abitches (who get rabies and try to bite babies)
I hate B7whores (who won't accept Visa)
[Outro]
I hate ABmfricans (I hate African racists)
I hate JC#mapanese (homophobes)
I hate the Ddisabled (I hate disabled rapists)
C#mBurmese (and Burmese cats)
Yeah, I don't Bmcare about your C#mcolor or your Dcreed
I will judge you for no EreasonA  
N.C.
[At this point, Tim "realizes" that he's made a mistake]
N.C.
[The song begins again with the full lyrics.]
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