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Female Badger

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Tempo 80 BPMVol

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[Intro]
C+ GtaCbs below
e|--0--0-3-5-3-0----3-3-0-3-0--------0-3-5-3-0---|
B|----------------------------3----1-----------1-|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|
OR (the same tune)
e|---------5-----------------------------------------|
B|--5--5-8---8-5----8-8-5-8-5------------5-----------|
G|----------------------------7------5-8---8-5-------|
D|---------------------------------5-----------5-----|
A|---------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------|
[Verse]
CI run a small printing facility
FI have so much responsibility
CFor leaflets and brochures showing local fGeatureGsus4sG  
CWhen I get home late at night
FI can’t share my problems with my wife
CSo I dress up as a sGmall nocturnal cCreatureG  C  
[Chorus]
CA female badger, a female Fbadger
In the nCight, all black and GwhiteGsus4  G  
CWhen I dress up as that badger
FI have to tuck away my tadger
CEverybody says it’s wGrong
But it just feels rCightG  C  
[Verse]
CNow Margery has packed my bags
FI've had to change my habitat
CI dug myself a sett in our bacGkyardGsus4  G  
CShe still says I can come for tea
FShe leaves a saucer out for me
CI guess life as a bGadger can be hCardG  C  
[Chorus]
CA female badger, a female Fbadger
In the nCight, all black and GwhiteGsus4  G  
CWhen I dress up as that badger
FI tuck away my tiny tadger
CEverybody says it’s wGrong
But it just feels rCightG  C  
[Spoken verse]
CMe in a short-legged omnivore
FFeels like what I was put here for
CWith a heightened sense of smell, but limited siGght
CNow as I lay here in the dust
FI smell a male badger’s earthy musk
CAnd I know it’s gonna be a bGusy-busy badger nCight
[Chorus]
For a female Cbadger, a female bFadger
In the nCight, all black and GwhiteGsus4  G  
COh, when I dress up as that badger
FI have to tuck away my tadger
CEverybody says it’s wGrong
But it just feels riCght
CEverybody says it’s Gwrong
But it just feels rFightC  

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Female Badger

by Rob Brydon

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Gsus4

[Intro]

C G C

+ tabs below

e|--0--0-3-5-3-0----3-3-0-3-0--------0-3-5-3-0---|

B|----------------------------3----1-----------1-|

G|-----------------------------------------------|

D|-----------------------------------------------|

A|-----------------------------------------------|

E|-----------------------------------------------|

OR (the same tune)

e|---------5-----------------------------------------|

B|--5--5-8---8-5----8-8-5-8-5------------5-----------|

G|----------------------------7------5-8---8-5-------|

D|---------------------------------5-----------5-----|

A|---------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------|

[Verse]

I run a small printing facility

I have so much responsibility

C G Gsus4 G

For leaflets and brochures showing local features

When I get home late at night

I can’t share my problems with my wife

C G C G C

So I dress up as a small nocturnal creature

[Chorus]

C F

A female badger, a female badger

C G Gsus4 G

In the night, all black and white

When I dress up as that badger

I have to tuck away my tadger

C G

Everybody says it’s wrong

C G C

But it just feels right

[Verse]

Now Margery has packed my bags

I've had to change my habitat

C G Gsus4 G

I dug myself a sett in our backyard

She still says I can come for tea

She leaves a saucer out for me

C G C G C

I guess life as a badger can be hard

[Chorus]

C F

A female badger, a female badger

C G Gsus4 G

In the night, all black and white

When I dress up as that badger

I tuck away my tiny tadger

C G

Everybody says it’s wrong

C G C

But it just feels right

[Spoken verse]

Me in a short-legged omnivore

Feels like what I was put here for

C G

With a heightened sense of smell, but limited sight

Now as I lay here in the dust

I smell a male badger’s earthy musk

C G C

And I know it’s gonna be a busy-busy badger night

[Chorus]

C F

For a female badger, a female badger

C G Gsus4 G

In the night, all black and white

Oh, when I dress up as that badger

I have to tuck away my tadger

C G

Everybody says it’s wrong

But it just feels right

C G

Everybody says it’s wrong

F C

But it just feels right

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