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Texas Annie - The Wet Spots
[Verse]
AmWell, Texas Annie had a big fat fanny, and she drove a black sedGan
GShe had Ben Wa Balls in her overalls and a trunk full of contrabAmand.
AmAnd when the fog was thick, she'd pack her dicks, and sneak across the county line,G  
G'Cause in Texas, any tool for masturbation is a Amcrime.
AmHard-livin' and promiscuous, she kinda liked the Grisk,
GShe was a liquor-drinkin' dildo-runnin' Amrascal.
AmWith an electronic phallus for each housewife up in DallGas
GAn' a probe for every asshole in El Paso.Am  
[Chorus]
FCos you can't buy a dildo in TexCas
GWe don't touch ourselves down there round here, ya' hearC?
FAnd it says so in the Bible that Ca vibe'll leave you liable
GFor a prison term of twenty-seven years.Am  
[Verse]
AmWell, she'd rent a room in a cheap saloon and start sellin' all her wareGs,
GShe'd be drinkin' whisky and gettin' frisky, conductin' her affaAmirs.
AmAnd by the end of the night, she'd be good and tight, with a girl on either sideG,
GAnd she'd grab her saddle and a ping-pong paddle and she'd take them for a ride.Am  
AmTill the good ol' boys got their good ol' balls all tied up in a Gsling,
GAnd the governor said "I'll have her head, that butch is gonna swing,"Am  
AmThe boys felt replaced and they felt disgraced and they chased her hard and longG  
GThere's no debate in the Lone Star State about who should wear the dong.Am  
[Verse]
FCos you can't buy a dildo in TexCas
GWe don't touch ourselves down there round here, ya' hearC?
FAnd it says so in the Bible that a viCbe'll leave you liable
GTo be tried before a jury of your queersAm. I mean, peers.
AmRight, definitely peers.
[Bridge]
AmAnnie in the bedroom picking out toys,
GAnnie been caught by the governor's boys,
AmAnnie gonna get the electric chair,
GA thousand volts in the derriere.
[Spoken]
AmWooo-hooo! (laugh) Do it again, muthafucka, come on!
[Verse]
AmSo they strapped her in and the governor grinned, "I guess you've had yoGur fun,
GShoulda made your money as a playboy bunny or by selling people guns.Am  
AmSo goodnight Texas Annie - I hope you burn in heGll,"
GShe said "I'll see you there, you sonofabitch, and I'll see your wife as Amwell!"
AmSo he flipped the switch, she began to twitch and vibrate all arGound,
GSmoke filled the room, there was a thunderous boom and a high pitched buzzing sound.Am  
AmAnd as the air cleared, she'd disappeared, and a hundred eyes grew wide,G  
GThe Men were stiff with horror but their wives looked saAmtisfied.
[Chorus]
FCos you can't buy a dildo in TexCas,
GSo here's your chance to stick iCt to the man.
FTake every opportunity to whack off with impunitCy,
GGo fuck yourselves as often as yCou can.F  C  G  C  

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Texas Annie

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Texas Annie - The Wet Spots

[Verse]

Am G

Well, Texas Annie had a big fat fanny, and she drove a black sedan

G Am

She had Ben Wa Balls in her overalls and a trunk full of contraband.

Am G

And when the fog was thick, she'd pack her dicks, and sneak across the county line,

G Am

'Cause in Texas, any tool for masturbation is a crime.

Am G

Hard-livin' and promiscuous, she kinda liked the risk,

G Am

She was a liquor-drinkin' dildo-runnin' rascal.

Am G

With an electronic phallus for each housewife up in Dallas

G Am

An' a probe for every asshole in El Paso.

[Chorus]

F C

Cos you can't buy a dildo in Texas

G C

We don't touch ourselves down there round here, ya' hear?

F C

And it says so in the Bible that a vibe'll leave you liable

G Am

For a prison term of twenty-seven years.

[Verse]

Am G

Well, she'd rent a room in a cheap saloon and start sellin' all her wares,

G Am

She'd be drinkin' whisky and gettin' frisky, conductin' her affairs.

Am G

And by the end of the night, she'd be good and tight, with a girl on either side,

G Am

And she'd grab her saddle and a ping-pong paddle and she'd take them for a ride.

Am G

Till the good ol' boys got their good ol' balls all tied up in a sling,

G Am

And the governor said "I'll have her head, that butch is gonna swing,"

Am G

The boys felt replaced and they felt disgraced and they chased her hard and long

G Am

There's no debate in the Lone Star State about who should wear the dong.

[Verse]

F C

Cos you can't buy a dildo in Texas

G C

We don't touch ourselves down there round here, ya' hear?

F C

And it says so in the Bible that a vibe'll leave you liable

G Am

To be tried before a jury of your queers. I mean, peers.

Right, definitely peers.

[Bridge]

Annie in the bedroom picking out toys,

Annie been caught by the governor's boys,

Annie gonna get the electric chair,

A thousand volts in the derriere.

[Spoken]

Wooo-hooo! (laugh) Do it again, muthafucka, come on!

[Verse]

Am G

So they strapped her in and the governor grinned, "I guess you've had your fun,

G Am

Shoulda made your money as a playboy bunny or by selling people guns.

Am G

So goodnight Texas Annie - I hope you burn in hell,"

G Am

She said "I'll see you there, you sonofabitch, and I'll see your wife as well!"

Am G

So he flipped the switch, she began to twitch and vibrate all around,

G Am

Smoke filled the room, there was a thunderous boom and a high pitched buzzing sound.

Am G

And as the air cleared, she'd disappeared, and a hundred eyes grew wide,

G Am

The Men were stiff with horror but their wives looked satisfied.

[Chorus]

F C

Cos you can't buy a dildo in Texas,

G C

So here's your chance to stick it to the man.

F C

Take every opportunity to whack off with impunity,

G C F C G C

Go fuck yourselves as often as you can.

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