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10 Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins

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Tim Minchin - 10 foot cock and a few hundred virgins 
from DVD: So Live!
[Chords]
     B(b9)x24542
    C#dim7x45353
      E/F#2x2100
       E/G3x2100
      E/G#4x2100
       Am7x02010
        D6xx0202
B/C       x34442 or x3444x
    Ammaj7x02110
  Am7add13x04010
    Emmaj7021000
       Em7020000
       Em6042000
     Cmaj7032000
     Em/Bb012000
        E9020102
  Dbadd#11x4302x
    Dadd11x5403x
[Intro]
   EmSo you're gonna live in Paradise, ... with a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins.
[Verse 1] (4/4)
   EmSo you're gonna live in ParaBdise,B(b9)  B  
With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred Emvirgins,
So you're gonna sacrifice your BlifeB(b9)  B  
For a ride on a UFCO,
And when the C#dim7Lord comes down with his Dshimmering chariot of EsaE/F#lvatiE/Gon,E/G#  
Am7You're gonna D6be the first to Gknow, ouBoh.C  B  
And so if.B/C..B  
[Bridge 1] (7/8)
EmGod was there from the very Cbeginning
He invented men and Dwomen,
Then He also invented B7wanking,
Then He said wanking was Emsinning.
So if I'm feeling Crandy
I'm not allowed to hand-Dshandy,
But having sex with my B7family,
[Chorus 1] (6/8)
N.C.                 C  
that is just fucking great.
It's Ball there in Ezekial Em8,
Just befoE7re He opens up His big pearly Amgate,
And Ammaj7says that it's a Am7sin
To Am7add13take it up the Emdate,
Emmaj7Even if it's Em7great,
Even Em6with your cowboy Cmate.
B B/C B
B B/C B
E |-B-------------------------|
B |-5--4---------------------|
G |-------5--4--2-4-5-4------|
D |---------------------5--4-|
A |--------------------------|
E |--------------------------|
[Verse 2] (4/4)
  EmSo you're gonna live in ParaBdise,B(b9)  B  
With a ten-foot cock and few hundred Emvirgins,
So you're gonna sacrifice your BlifeB(b9)  B  
For a shot at the greener Cgrass,
And when the C#dim7Lord comes down with his Dshining rod of EjudE/F#gemenE/Gt,E/G#  
Am7He's gonna D6kick my heathen Garse, ouBoh.C  B  
So if you.B/C..B  
[Bridge 2] (7/8)
EmCover the bodies of your Cwomen
Everybody is Dgrinning,
Because black is so B7slimming,
Though it's not great for Emswimming.
But it gives you an eCrection,
With the increased sexual Dtension,
What with the U.V. proB7tection
[Chorus 2] (6/8)
N.C.              C  
That is second to none.
You'll Bfind it all in the EmQuran
Just E7next to the bit that justifies Amguns,
And Ammaj7says that it's a Am7sin
To Am7add13take it up the Embum,
Emmaj7Even if it's Em7fun,
Even with perEm6mission frCom your mum.
B B/C B
B B/C B
E |-B-------------------------|
B |-5--4---------------------|
G |-------5--4--2-4-5-4------|
D |---------------------5--4-|
A |--------------------------|
E |--------------------------|
[Verse 3] (4/4)
  EmSo you're gonna live in ParaBdise
With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred Emvirgins,
So you're gonna sacrifice your Blife
For a shot at eterniCty,
And when the C#dim7Lord comes down and I Dhaven't done my EpenE/F#ance,E/G  E/G#  
Am7He's gonna D6disembowel Gme, ouBoh.C  B  
You say thatB/C...B  
If I.B/Eb..B  Bm  B/Eb  
[Bridge 3] (7/8)
EmStumbled on a watch I'd assume it had a watchCmaker,
That a muffin presupposes a Dbaker,
So you must agree sooner or B7later,
That this proves that there's a creEmator.
So if I put my foot in a Cstinker,
You'd assume the existence of a Dsphincter,
Thus you don't need to be a great B7thinker
[Chorus 4] (6/8)
To coclude that God's a Cbum,
Which neBgates the words of Genesis Em1
Which E7made Him out to be so much Amfun,
UnAmmaj7til Adam sucAm7cumbed
Am7add13To temptatEmion,
And Emmaj7then His only Em7son
Got Em6nailed to a Amgum,
Or the Ammaj7Middle-Eastern eAm7quivalent,
Which sugAm7add13gests that God's Emomniscience
Is Emmaj7nullified by His amEm7bivilance,
Unless it Em6turns out that He's Amimpotent,
And if Ammaj7God can't get a Am7boner,
I guess Am7add13that explains the pleEmthora
Of huge eEmmaj7rections in His Em7honour -
Because we Em6all know a steeple's just a Cmaj7subconscious compenEmsatory manifeEm/Bbstation of a huge stiff Ampenis
Still He Ammaj7tells us that it's Am7heinous
To stick a Am7add13penis up your Emanus,
Emmaj7Even if you're Em7famous,
Even Em6if you're good at Ctennis.
B B/C B
B B/C B
E |B------------------|
B |-5-4--------------|
G |-----5-4-2-4------|
D |-------------0-1--|
A |------------------|
E |------------------|
[Verse 4] (4/4)
  EmSo you're gonna live in ParaCdise
Witha B7ten-foot cock and a few hundred Emvirgins,
So you're gonna sacrifice your Clife
For a B7ride on a UFCO,
And when the C#dim7Lord comes down with his Dbig stiff Dsus4slippery, rod of EjudE/F#gemenE/Gt,E/G#  
[Outro] (6/8)
Am7I'm gonna D6be the first to Bm7go,
He's gonna E7send me down beAm7low,
He's gonna D6whip me like his Ghoe,
You really E9think so,
   Am7I'm gonna D6be the first to Ggo.C  Dbadd#11  Dadd11  G  

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10 Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins

by Tim Minchin

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

B(b9)

C#dim7

E/F#

E/G

E/G#

Am7

Ammaj7

Am7add13

Emmaj7

Em7

Em6

Cmaj7

Em/Bb

Dbadd#11

Dadd11

B/C

Tim Minchin - 10 foot cock and a few hundred virgins

from DVD: So Live!

[Chords]

B(b9)

x24542

C#dim7

x45353

E/F#

2x2100

E/G

3x2100

E/G#

4x2100

Am7

x02010

xx0202

B/C x34442 or x3444x

Ammaj7

x02110

Am7add13

x04010

Emmaj7

021000

Em7

020000

Em6

042000

Cmaj7

032000

Em/Bb

012000

020102

Dbadd#11

x4302x

Dadd11

x5403x

[Intro]

So you're gonna live in Paradise, ... with a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins.

[Verse 1] (4/4)

Em B B(b9) B

So you're gonna live in Paradise,

With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins,

B B(b9) B

So you're gonna sacrifice your life

For a ride on a UFO,

C#dim7 D E E/F# E/G E/G#

And when the Lord comes down with his shimmering chariot of salvation,

Am7 D6 G B C B

You're gonna be the first to know, ouoh.

B/C B

And so if...

[Bridge 1] (7/8)

Em C

God was there from the very beginning

He invented men and women,

Then He also invented wanking,

Then He said wanking was sinning.

So if I'm feeling randy

I'm not allowed to hand-shandy,

But having sex with my family,

[Chorus 1] (6/8)

N.C.

that is just fucking great.

B Em

It's all there in Ezekial 8,

E7 Am

Just before He opens up His big pearly gate,

Ammaj7 Am7

And says that it's a sin

Am7add13 Em

To take it up the date,

Emmaj7 Em7

Even if it's great,

Em6 C

Even with your cowboy mate.

B B/C B

E |--------------------------|

B |-5--4---------------------|

G |-------5--4--2-4-5-4------|

D |---------------------5--4-|

A |--------------------------|

E |--------------------------|

[Verse 2] (4/4)

Em B B(b9) B

So you're gonna live in Paradise,

With a ten-foot cock and few hundred virgins,

B B(b9) B

So you're gonna sacrifice your life

For a shot at the greener grass,

C#dim7 D E E/F# E/G E/G#

And when the Lord comes down with his shining rod of judgement,

Am7 D6 G B C B

He's gonna kick my heathen arse, ouoh.

B/C B

So if you...

[Bridge 2] (7/8)

Em C

Cover the bodies of your women

Everybody is grinning,

Because black is so slimming,

Though it's not great for swimming.

But it gives you an erection,

With the increased sexual tension,

What with the U.V. protection

[Chorus 2] (6/8)

N.C.

That is second to none.

B Em

You'll find it all in the Quran

E7 Am

Just next to the bit that justifies guns,

Ammaj7 Am7

And says that it's a sin

Am7add13 Em

To take it up the bum,

Emmaj7 Em7

Even if it's fun,

Em6 C

Even with permission from your mum.

B B/C B

E |--------------------------|

B |-5--4---------------------|

G |-------5--4--2-4-5-4------|

D |---------------------5--4-|

A |--------------------------|

E |--------------------------|

[Verse 3] (4/4)

Em B

So you're gonna live in Paradise

With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins,

So you're gonna sacrifice your life

For a shot at eternity,

C#dim7 D E E/F# E/G E/G#

And when the Lord comes down and I haven't done my penance,

Am7 D6 G B C B

He's gonna disembowel me, ouoh.

B/C B

You say that...

B/Eb B Bm B/Eb

If I...

[Bridge 3] (7/8)

Em C

Stumbled on a watch I'd assume it had a watchmaker,

That a muffin presupposes a baker,

So you must agree sooner or later,

That this proves that there's a creator.

So if I put my foot in a stinker,

You'd assume the existence of a sphincter,

Thus you don't need to be a great thinker

[Chorus 4] (6/8)

To coclude that God's a bum,

B Em

Which negates the words of Genesis 1

E7 Am

Which made Him out to be so much fun,

Ammaj7 Am7

Until Adam succumbed

Am7add13 Em

To temptation,

Emmaj7 Em7

And then His only son

Em6 Am

Got nailed to a gum,

Ammaj7 Am7

Or the Middle-Eastern equivalent,

Am7add13 Em

Which suggests that God's omniscience

Emmaj7 Em7

Is nullified by His ambivilance,

Em6 Am

Unless it turns out that He's impotent,

Ammaj7 Am7

And if God can't get a boner,

Am7add13 Em

I guess that explains the plethora

Emmaj7 Em7

Of huge erections in His honour -

Em6 Cmaj7 Em Em/Bb Am

Because we all know a steeple's just a subconscious compensatory manifestation of a huge stiff penis

Ammaj7 Am7

Still He tells us that it's heinous

Am7add13 Em

To stick a penis up your anus,

Emmaj7 Em7

Even if you're famous,

Em6 C

Even if you're good at tennis.

B B/C B

E |------------------|

B |-5-4--------------|

G |-----5-4-2-4------|

D |-------------0-1--|

A |------------------|

E |------------------|

[Verse 4] (4/4)

Em C

So you're gonna live in Paradise

B7 Em

Witha ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins,

So you're gonna sacrifice your life

B7 C

For a ride on a UFO,

C#dim7 D Dsus4 E E/F# E/G E/G#

And when the Lord comes down with his big stiff slippery, rod of judgement,

[Outro] (6/8)

Am7 D6 Bm7

I'm gonna be the first to go,

E7 Am7

He's gonna send me down below,

D6 G

He's gonna whip me like his hoe,

You really think so,

Am7 D6 G C Dbadd#11 Dadd11 G

I'm gonna be the first to go.

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