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"London Underground" by Amateur Transplants
Parody of "Going Underground" by The Jam
Chords identified by calyfran
Transcribed/aligned with lyrics by Matchboxx
[Intro]
D  Bm
D  Bm
[Verse 1]
DSome people might Bmlike to get a train to work
DOr drive in in a Bmbeamer or a murc
DSome guys like to travel in by Bmbus
DBut I can't be bothered with the Bfuss today
BI'm gonna D#mtake my bike
BCause once again the D#mtube's on strike
BThe greedy bastards want D#mextra pay
BFor sitting on their D#marse all day
BEven though they earn D#m30k
BSo I'm standing here in the D#mpouring rain
EWhere the fucks my D#mfucking train!
[Chorus]
BLondon underground D#m(london underground)
EThey're all lazy fuF#cking useless cunts
BLondon underground D#m(london underground)
EThey're all greedy cunts
F#I wanna shoot them all with a rifle
[Instrumental]
B  D#m  E   F#
[Verse 2]
DAll they say is Bmplease mind the doors
DAnd they learn that on the Bmtwo day course
DThis job could be done by a Bmfour year old
DThey just leave us freezing in the Bcold
BWhat you smell is D#mwhat you get
BBurger king and D#mpiss and sweat
BYou roast to death in the D#mboiling heat
BWith tourists treading D#mon your feet
BAnd chewing gum on D#mevery seat
BSo don't tell to D#mmind the gap
EI want my fucking F#money back
[Chorus]
BLondon underground D#m(london underground)
EThey're all lazy fuF#cking useless cunts
BLondon underground D#m(london underground)
EThey're all greedy cunts
F#I wanna shoot them all with a rifle
[Bridge]
C#mThe floors are sticky and the Bseats are damp
C#mEvery platform has a Bfucking tramp
D#mBut the drivers get the Eday off when
F#We're all late for work again
[Chorus/Outro]
DbLondon underground Db/F(london underground)
GbWa wa wankers
AbThey're all wankers
DbLondon underground Db/F(london underground)
GbTake your oyster card
AbAnd shove it up your arse hole

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London Underground

by Amateur Transplants

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

D#m

C#m

Db/F

"London Underground" by Amateur Transplants

Parody of "Going Underground" by The Jam

Chords identified by calyfran

Transcribed/aligned with lyrics by Matchboxx

[Intro]

D Bm

[Verse 1]

D Bm

Some people might like to get a train to work

D Bm

Or drive in in a beamer or a murc

D Bm

Some guys like to travel in by bus

D B

But I can't be bothered with the fuss today

B D#m

I'm gonna take my bike

B D#m

Cause once again the tube's on strike

B D#m

The greedy bastards want extra pay

B D#m

For sitting on their arse all day

B D#m

Even though they earn 30k

B D#m

So I'm standing here in the pouring rain

E D#m

Where the fucks my fucking train!

[Chorus]

B D#m

London underground (london underground)

E F#

They're all lazy fucking useless cunts

B D#m

London underground (london underground)

They're all greedy cunts

I wanna shoot them all with a rifle

[Instrumental]

B D#m E F#

[Verse 2]

D Bm

All they say is please mind the doors

D Bm

And they learn that on the two day course

D Bm

This job could be done by a four year old

D B

They just leave us freezing in the cold

B D#m

What you smell is what you get

B D#m

Burger king and piss and sweat

B D#m

You roast to death in the boiling heat

B D#m

With tourists treading on your feet

B D#m

And chewing gum on every seat

B D#m

So don't tell to mind the gap

E F#

I want my fucking money back

[Chorus]

B D#m

London underground (london underground)

E F#

They're all lazy fucking useless cunts

B D#m

London underground (london underground)

They're all greedy cunts

I wanna shoot them all with a rifle

[Bridge]

C#m B

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp

C#m B

Every platform has a fucking tramp

D#m E

But the drivers get the day off when

We're all late for work again

[Chorus/Outro]

Db Db/F

London underground (london underground)

Wa wa wankers

They're all wankers

Db Db/F

London underground (london underground)

Take your oyster card

And shove it up your arse hole

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