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A
[Verse 1]
AI've been called an OxyMoron
Because I quGestion which drugs our war's on
Why are there mDore drug stores than liquor stores you can scAore on
AThe healers have become the harmers
They're just phGarmaceutical farmers
What we Dused to call dealers
We now call dAoctors
AI might be a CD CEynic
Cause that crF#mack house is now a clDinic
It's time they chAange the name of the Eoath to
The hypocrDitic or the parasAitic
[Verse 2]
AIt isn't Adderalltruistic
By GoverprescribingD  
How can we fight them in a SubAoxone ring
I'll thrAow a Prozacuzation
With a SGubketamining
They'll say my fDears are Quaaludacris
They should be AtivAanishing
With Aevery DemeroltercEation
They'll have a gF#mood XanaxplanDation
You're just CiAalistrated
Cause we mEade your dick dDeflated
[Chorus 1]
It's OxyMorAonic
It's OxyMorAonic
[Verse 3]
It should be dAoctors getting busted
For their KlGonopinions we trusted
We're not the sDinners, they're the ones
That served us the VicodAinners
I don't wAant to be an alEarmist
But in that hF#marmacy there's a hDarmacist
And those scrAipts are making us PEaximple minded pDacifists
[Chorus 2]
It's OxyMorAonic
It's OxyMorGonic
It's OxyMorDonic
It's OxyMorAonic
[Bridge]
Don't think that F#mI AmBien crazy
The medical indDustrial complex
Keeps us ViAagravated and hard to come
Because of PEercosex
How cF#man we Hydrocondone
Their blDatant misconduct
They don't cAare for patients
They cDare about pushing prEoduct
[Verse 4]
Are Ayou OxyMoronic
For wGanting your daily chronic
And making your mDom's house hydroponic
You're OxyMorAonic
I've been cAalled an OxyMoron
For getting my metaphGor on
LinDoleum is a Flooron
I'm an OxyMAoron
[Verse 5]
It's tAime to be alarmed
We're not being hGealed, we're being harmed
Our country's bDeing factory farmed
It's OxyMorAonic
It's tAime to sound the alarma
We can't pGut our faith in karma
We got a cDommon enemy
And they're called Big PhAarma
[Chorus 3]
And it's OxyMorAonic
And it's OxyMorGonic
It's all OxyMorDonic
It's all OxyMorAonic

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Oxy Moronic

by NOFX

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F#m

[Verse 1]

I've been called an OxyMoron

Because I question which drugs our war's on

D A

Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on

The healers have become the harmers

They're just pharmaceutical farmers

What we used to call dealers

We now call doctors

A E

I might be a CD Cynic

F#m D

Cause that crack house is now a clinic

A E

It's time they change the name of the oath to

D A

The hypocritic or the parasitic

[Verse 2]

It isn't Adderalltruistic

G D

By overprescribing

How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring

I'll throw a Prozacuzation

With a Subketamining

They'll say my fears are Quaaludacris

They should be Ativanishing

A E

With every Demeroltercation

F#m D

They'll have a good Xanaxplanation

You're just Cialistrated

E D

Cause we made your dick deflated

[Chorus 1]

It's OxyMoronic

[Verse 3]

It should be doctors getting busted

For their Klonopinions we trusted

We're not the sinners, they're the ones

That served us the Vicodinners

A E

I don't want to be an alarmist

F#m D

But in that harmacy there's a harmacist

A E D

And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists

[Chorus 2]

It's OxyMoronic

[Bridge]

F#m

Don't think that I AmBien crazy

The medical industrial complex

Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come

Because of Percosex

F#m

How can we Hydrocondone

Their blatant misconduct

They don't care for patients

D E

They care about pushing product

[Verse 4]

Are you OxyMoronic

For wanting your daily chronic

And making your mom's house hydroponic

You're OxyMoronic

I've been called an OxyMoron

For getting my metaphor on

Linoleum is a Flooron

I'm an OxyMoron

[Verse 5]

It's time to be alarmed

We're not being healed, we're being harmed

Our country's being factory farmed

It's OxyMoronic

It's time to sound the alarma

We can't put our faith in karma

We got a common enemy

And they're called Big Pharma

[Chorus 3]

And it's OxyMoronic

It's all OxyMoronic

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