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                   Why Does Everything Offend Me - The Jewo 
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In the key of A, no capo
[Intro]  
F#m  E  D
[Chorus 1]
F#mWhy does eEverything Doffend me?
F#mIs it just Emy sensitDivity?
F#mYou can sEay aDnythingA  
F#mAnd I'll bEelieve that I'm tDhe victimA  
[Verse 1]
F#mBrowsing the internet is Ehow I spend my days
DTrying to find arguments yeah I'm pC#mart of that craze
I dF#mon't need sunlight 'cause my Efuture is bright
I wDin every argument juC#mdging by my likes
I F#mtype and I sweat, I Emutter and I growl 
EvDerything I read onC#mline is so foul 
F#mThat is why I hEave to get involved
DEven though this is childish and I'm 2C#m0 years old
F#mPeople are so clueless and I Eknow more than them 
DAnything I see can be vC#miewed as racism 
I'm F#msimply informing the world of Ewhat I know is right
And Dthat all you say C#mis a load of shite
I'm soF#mciety's guardian, the Ejustice king
DListen closely wC#mhen I sing
Stop F#mbeing disrespectful nEow show me your face 
I'm gonna Dmake this world my motherfC#mucking safe space
And if F#mI don't like what you're saying I'll sEhoot you down 
Because I've Dgiven myself the seC#mlf righteous crown 
But don't F#mworry about me, tEheres no need to fret, 
Because i'll Dput you in line and make you C#mpolitically correct
The reF#mvolution is near, it's Etime to revolt
AlDl you politicians it's C#mtime for you to bolt
F#mBecause i'm taking over, I've sEimply had enough 
Free Dspeech it's finished, now C#mshut the hell up 
[Chorus 2 ]
F#mWhy does eEverything Doffend me?
F#mIs it just Emy sensitDivity?
F#mYou can sEay aDnythingA  
F#mAnd I'll bEelieve that I'm tDhe victimA  
[Verse 2] 
But wF#mho is to blame foEr this situation?
The onDe which has plagued oC#mur great nation 
Let's F#mblame the government foEr fuelling this fire
It alDl started with their sC#mo called empire
TF#mo attribute the blame we neEed some realism 
So lDet's attach it to pC#most-colonialism 
And F#mif I see a statue reEferring to that era
I'll Dmake sure the bulldozer C#mcomes even nearer
F#mAnything that reminds me of Ethat disastrous path
Must be kDnocked and shoved and givC#men a blast 
We F#mmust keep using oEur imagination 
To reDmove all signs of cC#multural appropriation 
You F#mwant to have a party with an aEdventurous theme?
But what Dif it offends a minority that you've C#mnever seen?
NF#mothing makes me angrier than fEancy dress
Now Dtake it off you dC#mrunken mess
And how F#mdare you assume my gender and Ecall me a man?
BecausDe I self identify aC#ms a tin can 
You F#mbetter check your privilege bEecause you have no right 
To aDn opinion so give uC#mp the fight 
F#mWelcome to my world, this dEystopian one
Where Dall debate ends and where tC#mhere is no fun 
Your lF#mife is changing, your mEouth's been closed
This iDs the future right hC#mere in this prose
[Chorus 3]
F#mWhy does eEverything Doffend me?
F#mIs it just Emy sensitDivity?
F#mYou can sEay aDnythingA  
F#mAnd I'll bEelieve that I'm tDhe victimA  
[Bridge]
DThese acEademic institF#mutions
DThey've had enough Eof your vocal pollF#mution 
So stDop debating noEw
So Awe'll have no morF#me rows
And then noDthing else, 
NDmothing else will ofAfend me 
[Chorus 4]
F#mWhy does eEverything Doffend me?
F#mIs it just Emy sensitDivity?
F#mYou can sEay aDnythingA  
F#mAnd I'll bEelieve that I'm tDhe    DmvicAtim

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Why Does Everything Offend Me

by The Jewo

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F#m

C#m

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Why Does Everything Offend Me - The Jewo

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In the key of A, no capo

[Intro]

F#m E D

[Chorus 1]

F#m E D

Why does everything offend me?

F#m E D

Is it just my sensitivity?

F#m E D A

You can say anything

F#m E D A

And I'll believe that I'm the victim

[Verse 1]

F#m E

Browsing the internet is how I spend my days

D C#m

Trying to find arguments yeah I'm part of that craze

F#m E

I don't need sunlight 'cause my future is bright

D C#m

I win every argument judging by my likes

F#m E

I type and I sweat, I mutter and I growl

D C#m

Everything I read online is so foul

F#m E

That is why I have to get involved

D C#m

Even though this is childish and I'm 20 years old

F#m E

People are so clueless and I know more than them

D C#m

Anything I see can be viewed as racism

F#m E

I'm simply informing the world of what I know is right

D C#m

And that all you say is a load of shite

F#m E

I'm society's guardian, the justice king

D C#m

Listen closely when I sing

F#m E

Stop being disrespectful now show me your face

D C#m

I'm gonna make this world my motherfucking safe space

F#m E

And if I don't like what you're saying I'll shoot you down

D C#m

Because I've given myself the self righteous crown

F#m E

But don't worry about me, theres no need to fret,

D C#m

Because i'll put you in line and make you politically correct

F#m E

The revolution is near, it's time to revolt

D C#m

All you politicians it's time for you to bolt

F#m E

Because i'm taking over, I've simply had enough

D C#m

Free speech it's finished, now shut the hell up

[Chorus 2 ]

F#m E D

Why does everything offend me?

F#m E D

Is it just my sensitivity?

F#m E D A

You can say anything

F#m E D A

And I'll believe that I'm the victim

[Verse 2]

F#m E

But who is to blame for this situation?

D C#m

The one which has plagued our great nation

F#m E

Let's blame the government for fuelling this fire

D C#m

It all started with their so called empire

F#m E

To attribute the blame we need some realism

D C#m

So let's attach it to post-colonialism

F#m E

And if I see a statue referring to that era

D C#m

I'll make sure the bulldozer comes even nearer

F#m E

Anything that reminds me of that disastrous path

D C#m

Must be knocked and shoved and given a blast

F#m E

We must keep using our imagination

D C#m

To remove all signs of cultural appropriation

F#m E

You want to have a party with an adventurous theme?

D C#m

But what if it offends a minority that you've never seen?

F#m E

Nothing makes me angrier than fancy dress

D C#m

Now take it off you drunken mess

F#m E

And how dare you assume my gender and call me a man?

D C#m

Because I self identify as a tin can

F#m E

You better check your privilege because you have no right

D C#m

To an opinion so give up the fight

F#m E

Welcome to my world, this dystopian one

D C#m

Where all debate ends and where there is no fun

F#m E

Your life is changing, your mouth's been closed

D C#m

This is the future right here in this prose

[Chorus 3]

F#m E D

Why does everything offend me?

F#m E D

Is it just my sensitivity?

F#m E D A

You can say anything

F#m E D A

And I'll believe that I'm the victim

[Bridge]

D E F#m

These academic institutions

D E F#m

They've had enough of your vocal pollution

D E

So stop debating now

A F#m

So we'll have no more rows

And then nothing else,

Dm A

Nothing else will offend me

[Chorus 4]

F#m E D

Why does everything offend me?

F#m E D

Is it just my sensitivity?

F#m E D A

You can say anything

F#m E D Dm A

And I'll believe that I'm the victim

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