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South Park - Merry Fucking Christmas

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[Verse 1]
FI heard there is no EmChristmas
DmIn the silly Middle CEast
FNo trees, no snow, no SEmanta Claus
DmThey have different religious Cbeliefs
DmThey believe in EmMuhammad
FAnd not in our hEmoliday
DmAnd so every EmDecember
FI go to the Middle East and Gsay
[Chorus 1]
CHey there Mr CMuslim
CMerry Fucking GChristmas
GPut down that book the GKoran
GAnd hear some holiday Cwishes
CIn case you haven't Cnoticed
CIt's Jesus's Fbirthday
FSo get off your heathen GMuslim ass
GAnd fucking Ccelebrate
[Verse 2]
FThere is no holiday Emseason
DmIn India I've Cheard
FThey don't hang up their Emstockings
DmAnd that is just Cabsurd!
DmThey've never read a Christmas Emstory
FThey don't know what Rudolf is Emabout
DmAnd that is why in EmDecember
FI'll go to India and GShout
[Chorus 2]
CHey there Mr. CHinduist
CMerry Fucking GChristmas
GDrink Eggnog and eat soGme beef
GAnd pass it to the misCsus.
CIn case you haven't Cnoticed
CIt's Jesus's Fbirthday
FSo get off your heathen GHindu ass
GAnd fucking Ccelebrate!
[Verse 3]
FNow I heard that in JEmapan
DmEveryone just lives in Csin
FThey pray to several EmGods
DmAnd put needles in their sCkin
DmOn December Em25th
FAll they do is eat a Emcake
DmAnd that is why I Emgo to Japan
FAnd walk around and sGay
[Chorus 3]
CHey there Mr. SChintoist
CMerry Fucking GChristmas
GGod is going to Gkick your ass
GYou infidelic pagan Cscum.
CIn case you haven't nCoticed
CThere's festive things tFo do
FSo lets all rejoice for JGesus
GAnd Merry fucking Christmas Cto you.
FOn Christmas Day I travel 'round the Gworld and say
FTaoists, Krishnas, EmBuddhists, and all you aDmtheists Ctoo,
FMerry Fucking GChristmas, To CYou!

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South Park - Merry Fucking Christmas

by Misc Cartoons

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[Verse 1]

F Em

I heard there is no Christmas

Dm C

In the silly Middle East

F Em

No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus

Dm C

They have different religious beliefs

Dm Em

They believe in Muhammad

F Em

And not in our holiday

Dm Em

And so every December

F G

I go to the Middle East and say

[Chorus 1]

C C

Hey there Mr Muslim

C G

Merry Fucking Christmas

G G

Put down that book the Koran

G C

And hear some holiday wishes

C C

In case you haven't noticed

C F

It's Jesus's birthday

F G

So get off your heathen Muslim ass

G C

And fucking celebrate

[Verse 2]

F Em

There is no holiday season

Dm C

In India I've heard

F Em

They don't hang up their stockings

Dm C

And that is just absurd!

Dm Em

They've never read a Christmas story

F Em

They don't know what Rudolf is about

Dm Em

And that is why in December

F G

I'll go to India and Shout

[Chorus 2]

C C

Hey there Mr. Hinduist

C G

Merry Fucking Christmas

G G

Drink Eggnog and eat some beef

G C

And pass it to the missus.

C C

In case you haven't noticed

C F

It's Jesus's birthday

F G

So get off your heathen Hindu ass

G C

And fucking celebrate!

[Verse 3]

F Em

Now I heard that in Japan

Dm C

Everyone just lives in sin

F Em

They pray to several Gods

Dm C

And put needles in their skin

Dm Em

On December 25th

F Em

All they do is eat a cake

Dm Em

And that is why I go to Japan

F G

And walk around and say

[Chorus 3]

C C

Hey there Mr. Shintoist

C G

Merry Fucking Christmas

G G

God is going to kick your ass

G C

You infidelic pagan scum.

C C

In case you haven't noticed

C F

There's festive things to do

F G

So lets all rejoice for Jesus

G C

And Merry fucking Christmas to you.

F G

On Christmas Day I travel 'round the world and say

F Em Dm C

Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,

F G C

Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!

About South Park - Merry Fucking Christmas Chords by Misc Cartoons

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