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[Intro]
C G C G
[Verse 1]
  C  GIt’s not divine, it’s not intelligent design, 
it’s not the Emeucharist or Cyour confession GtimeC  
GIt’s just the path where we depart the most, 
the cop, the kid, the Holy Ghost, 
anEmother scripture Cscribbled through with Glines.
[Chorus]
I don’t Dblame you for needing Emsomething to beDlieve, 
but give me Chands that help instead of lips that pray, 
this isn’t judgement Gday.C  G  
[Verse 2]
  C  GYour God is real, insofar as the shame he made you feel
has caused a Emsadness 
that you’re Cscared to leave Gbehind
CSelf-Gloathing in your bones, no hope for rolling back the stone, 
you found mytEmhology could Cease your muddled Gmind.
[Chorus]
I don’t Dblame you for needing Emsomething to beDlieve, 
but give me Chands that help instead of lips that pray, 
this isn’t judgement Gday.C  G  
[Instrumental]
C G Em C G D Em D C G
C G
[Bridge]
A Gphonecall at the break of dawn
A pain you’ve never felt before
EmBad news in a soothing voice
AGnother bloody lousy choice
Queue behind an old acquaintance
Pay the price for your impatience
EmMake eye contact as you leave 
GWiping tears with your sleeve.
GIt’s sweaty palms on your big day
Forgot the psalm the preacher sang
EmLose another awkward fight
Then read the Gbook of Job by candlelight
Skimmed over the obituaries
Typos in the prophecy
These Emvineyards smell like cemeteries 
But there’s Gno such thing as booze for free.
EmSuperstition or religion
Gin the church where you were christened
Emeyeing the collection tin
Be Gsure to put your coppers in
CPolitics and economics
The Dnervous ticks of an alcoholic
CWaster in his father’s suit
The Drotting flesh of the forbidden fruit.
EmMeet me at the reservoir
The Dworld got smaller, things got harder
CSay a toast to an absent friend
Then tell yourself you’ll make amends
Then Emlie again and say you’re fine
Your Dbreath smells like Communion wine
There’s Cnothing left round here for you
So do what you’re supposed to do.
And Emmeet meat the reservoir
Your Dplans were scuppered from the very startC  
The Emworld got smaller, things got harder
A Dfading light; another broken Cheart
So come and meet me at the reserGvoir.
[Outro]
I don’t Dblame you for needing Emsomething to bDelieve, 
in fact we Call put faith in things we can’t explain
The way a Emfuneral seems more Dpoignant in the Crain
But give me Emhands that help Dinstead of lips that Cpray, 
this isn’t judgment daGy.

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God Hates Facts

by Onsind

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Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

C G C G

[Verse 1]

C G

It’s not divine, it’s not intelligent design,

Em C G C

it’s not the eucharist or your confession time

It’s just the path where we depart the most,

the cop, the kid, the Holy Ghost,

Em C G

another scripture scribbled through with lines.

[Chorus]

D Em D

I don’t blame you for needing something to believe,

but give me hands that help instead of lips that pray,

G C G

this isn’t judgement day.

[Verse 2]

C G

Your God is real, insofar as the shame he made you feel

has caused a sadness

C G

that you’re scared to leave behind

C G

Self-loathing in your bones, no hope for rolling back the stone,

Em C G

you found mythology could ease your muddled mind.

[Chorus]

D Em D

I don’t blame you for needing something to believe,

but give me hands that help instead of lips that pray,

G C G

this isn’t judgement day.

[Instrumental]

C G Em C G D Em D C G

C G

[Bridge]

A phonecall at the break of dawn

A pain you’ve never felt before

Bad news in a soothing voice

Another bloody lousy choice

Queue behind an old acquaintance

Pay the price for your impatience

Make eye contact as you leave

Wiping tears with your sleeve.

It’s sweaty palms on your big day

Forgot the psalm the preacher sang

Lose another awkward fight

Then read the book of Job by candlelight

Skimmed over the obituaries

Typos in the prophecy

These vineyards smell like cemeteries

But there’s no such thing as booze for free.

Superstition or religion

in the church where you were christened

eyeing the collection tin

Be sure to put your coppers in

Politics and economics

The nervous ticks of an alcoholic

Waster in his father’s suit

The rotting flesh of the forbidden fruit.

Meet me at the reservoir

The world got smaller, things got harder

Say a toast to an absent friend

Then tell yourself you’ll make amends

Then lie again and say you’re fine

Your breath smells like Communion wine

There’s nothing left round here for you

So do what you’re supposed to do.

And meet meat the reservoir

D C

Your plans were scuppered from the very start

The world got smaller, things got harder

D C

A fading light; another broken heart

So come and meet me at the reservoir.

[Outro]

D Em D

I don’t blame you for needing something to believe,

in fact we all put faith in things we can’t explain

Em D C

The way a funeral seems more poignant in the rain

Em D C

But give me hands that help instead of lips that pray,

this isn’t judgment day.

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