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PATCHES
From the 2006 release "You're Not Gonna Want To Hear This"
[Verse 1]
CYou've been Amaround for a Cwhile.
I've known you Amsince I was a Fchild.
GWe grew up toCgether. Now I'm Amolder,
Cand you're still Amsitting on the Fsofa.
Strange, it's Gjust like I reFmember.
I can't believe that Amyou're Gstill Fhere.
We're taking bets, cuz we Amthought that the Gend was Dmnear.
We could've Fsworn that the Gend was Chere.
[Verse 2]
Cuz you Cpiss and puke all Aover the floor.
CYou shit blood - my Agod I could've Fsworn
that you'd be Gdead long aCgo.
Depressed and Ahating everyCthing -
Do they make AXanax for Ffelines?
How much Gmore can you Fstand?
Is there a Adisease that you Ghaven't Fhad?
Now you're deaf - you're the Aleast Glucky Dcat.
FYou're my Gsuicidal Cpussy.

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Patches

by Shooting Blanks

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PATCHES

From the 2006 release "You're Not Gonna Want To Hear This"

[Verse 1]

C Am C

You've been around for a while.

Am F

I've known you since I was a child.

G C Am

We grew up together. Now I'm older,

C Am F

and you're still sitting on the sofa.

G F

Strange, it's just like I remember.

Am G F

I can't believe that you're still here.

Am G Dm

We're taking bets, cuz we thought that the end was near.

F G C

We could've sworn that the end was here.

[Verse 2]

C A

Cuz you piss and puke all over the floor.

C A F

You shit blood - my god I could've sworn

G C

that you'd be dead long ago.

A C

Depressed and hating everything -

A F

Do they make Xanax for felines?

G F

How much more can you stand?

A G F

Is there a disease that you haven't had?

A G D

Now you're deaf - you're the least lucky cat.

F G C

You're my suicidal pussy.

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