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If This Tour Doesnt Kill You I Will

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[Verse 1]
GIf this tour doesn't kAmill you then I willC  
I hate your guts and it makes me iGll
Seeing your fAmace every mCorningG  
One more mAmonth and twenty-two dCays
If this tour doesn't kill you, I mayG  
Counting down the mAmiles 'til we leave the sCtate
I'm counting down the minutes 'til I can eAmraseC  
Every memory Gof you
AmFor a second, Clet's be honestG  
Nothing will clean your filthy conscienceD  
Everything you Bdo makes me Emwanna vComit
And if this tAmour doesn't kill you, bCuddy, I'm on it
[Interlude]
G
 C   G   Bm   Am   G   C   G   Em   D   G(x3)
C G Bm Am G C G
[Chorus]
EmWhy can't Dwe just get along?G  Em  C  Bm  
Why can't Dwe just get along?G  Em  C  Bm  
Why can't Dwe just get along?G  Em  C  Bm  
Why can't Dwe just get along?G  
[Outro]
You Emthink you're so originalBm  
(Why can't Dwe just get along?)G  
I can't Emwait for your funerBmal
(Why can't Dwe just get along?)C  
Don't wish you were dDead, I wish you'd never been bGorn at all
(Why can't eCverybody just chill?Am)
I'm trying not to lDet you get in my hGead, 
but every line, every gCoddamn syllableAm  
That you sBay makes me Emwanna gouge out my Ceyes with a power drill
AmIf this tour doesn't kCill you
AmIf this tour doesn't kCill you
AmIf this tour doesn't kCill you, then I will

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Skill · find home

E minor

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If This Tour Doesnt Kill You I Will

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If This Tour Doesnt Kill You I Will

by PUP

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Lots of lead and picked parts throughout - there is already a great tab

showing how to play those. This is just the chords so you can play

and sing along. Some of the timing is a little tricky at first, but with

practice, it's not too hard.

[Verse 1]

G Am C

If this tour doesn't kill you then I will

I hate your guts and it makes me ill

Am C G

Seeing your face every morning

Am C

One more month and twenty-two days

If this tour doesn't kill you, I may

Am C

Counting down the miles 'til we leave the state

Am C

I'm counting down the minutes 'til I can erase

Every memory of you

Am C G

For a second, let's be honest

Nothing will clean your filthy conscience

B Em C

Everything you do makes me wanna vomit

Am C

And if this tour doesn't kill you, buddy, I'm on it

[Interlude]

C G Bm Am G C G Em D G

(x3)

C G Bm Am G C G

[Chorus]

Em D G Em C Bm

Why can't we just get along?

D G Em C Bm

Why can't we just get along?

D G Em C Bm

Why can't we just get along?

D G

Why can't we just get along?

[Outro]

Em Bm

You think you're so original

D G

(Why can't we just get along?)

Em Bm

I can't wait for your funeral

D C

(Why can't we just get along?)

D G

Don't wish you were dead, I wish you'd never been born at all

C Am

(Why can't everybody just chill?)

D G

I'm trying not to let you get in my head,

C Am

but every line, every goddamn syllable

B Em C

That you say makes me wanna gouge out my eyes with a power drill

Am C

If this tour doesn't kill you

Am C

If this tour doesn't kill you

Am C

If this tour doesn't kill you, then I will

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