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[Intro]
G D Dsus4 Dsus2 D Em Em C D
G D Em Em C D
[Verse]
EmDo you love a good beatdown?
GDo you throw your weight around?
DAre you too intelligent and dignifiEmed
to let the small things Empass?
Does your ego need a strokeG  
at the expense of innocent Dfolk?
Do you dream of eneEmmies
all lining up to kiss you Emass?
Cause nothing feels betteGr
that to don your leatheDr
and take your hate out
on Empeople you'll never even meet.G  
And you'll be sure to let us knowD  
in your manifesto.Em  
EmBut would you talk so big if I
EmPassed you in the street?
[Chorus]
GDon't Dtalk Emto Cme.
GNobody here Dgives half a fuck Emjust what you Cthink.
GWe've all busted Dass to hell and Emback to make it up this Cfar.
PeGdanGtic EmSycGophantC  
GNobody gives a fuck who you are.
[Bridge]
G D Dsus4 Dsus2 Em C
G D Em C D
[Verse]
EmAnd you'll go on and on
GAbout how everyone's wrong
DAnd how fucking stupid
we were to Emtry.
EmAnd you've got your death threats
GAnd your racial epithets, And 
Dif you don't prove a point
EmAt least you made somebody cry.
EmCause it's a big, big world.
GBut you're happy to curl up in your Dnest 
Emand snipe 
at easy targets.
EmBut no matter how much you Gtype,
No matter who you Dsnipe,
Emnot a single fucking person
gives a shit.
[Chorus]
GDon't Dtalk Emto Cme.
GNobody here Dgives half a fuck Emjust what you Cthink.
GWe've all busted Dass to hell and Emback to make it up this Cfar.
PeGdanGtic EmSycGophantC  
GNobody gives a fuck who you are.
[Verse]
EmAnd you think you're edgy,
GAnd you think you're wise.
DYou're the next George Carlin, Bill Hicks,
COr Jesus Christ in your mind.
EmBut nobody cares.
GAnd they never will.
DSo say whatever you want, whatever you like, whatever you feel.
CThe rest of us will be making it right. 
[Solo]
G D Em C
G D Em C
G G Em G C
[Outro]
GDon't Dtalk Emto Cme.
GNobody here Dgives half a fuck Emjust what you Cthink.
GWe've all busted Dass to hell and Emback to make it up this Cfar.
PeGdanGtic EmSycGophantC  
GNobody gives a fuck who you are.
PeGdanGtic EmSycGophantC  
GNobody gives a fuck who you are.
PeGdanGtic EmSycGophantC  
Nobody gives a fuck who you Gare.
[End on]
D Em C

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Pedantic Sycophant

by Crash Thompson

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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Dsus4

Dsus2

[Intro]

G D Dsus4 Dsus2 D Em Em C D

G D Em Em C D

[Verse]

Do you love a good beatdown?

Do you throw your weight around?

D Em

Are you too intelligent and dignified

to let the small things pass?

Does your ego need a stroke

at the expense of innocent folk?

Do you dream of enemies

all lining up to kiss you ass?

Cause nothing feels better

that to don your leather

and take your hate out

Em G

on people you'll never even meet.

And you'll be sure to let us know

in your manifesto.

But would you talk so big if I

Passed you in the street?

[Chorus]

G D Em C

Don't talk to me.

G D Em C

Nobody here gives half a fuck just what you think.

G D Em C

We've all busted ass to hell and back to make it up this far.

G G Em G C

Pedantic Sycophant

Nobody gives a fuck who you are.

[Bridge]

G D Dsus4 Dsus2 Em C

G D Em C D

[Verse]

And you'll go on and on

About how everyone's wrong

And how fucking stupid

we were to try.

And you've got your death threats

And your racial epithets, And

if you don't prove a point

At least you made somebody cry.

Cause it's a big, big world.

G D

But you're happy to curl up in your nest

and snipe

at easy targets.

Em G

But no matter how much you type,

No matter who you snipe,

not a single fucking person

gives a shit.

[Chorus]

G D Em C

Don't talk to me.

G D Em C

Nobody here gives half a fuck just what you think.

G D Em C

We've all busted ass to hell and back to make it up this far.

G G Em G C

Pedantic Sycophant

Nobody gives a fuck who you are.

[Verse]

And you think you're edgy,

And you think you're wise.

You're the next George Carlin, Bill Hicks,

Or Jesus Christ in your mind.

But nobody cares.

And they never will.

So say whatever you want, whatever you like, whatever you feel.

The rest of us will be making it right.

[Solo]

G D Em C

G G Em G C

[Outro]

G D Em C

Don't talk to me.

G D Em C

Nobody here gives half a fuck just what you think.

G D Em C

We've all busted ass to hell and back to make it up this far.

G G Em G C

Pedantic Sycophant

Nobody gives a fuck who you are.

G G Em G C

Pedantic Sycophant

Nobody gives a fuck who you are.

G G Em G C

Pedantic Sycophant

Nobody gives a fuck who you are.

[End on]

D Em C

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