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Little Things Parody

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[Verse 1]
This sGong was designed
to make yGou feel lovely
By poiCnting out the flaws
on yoCur fat body
And preEmtending that we love
then to mDake you feel pretty
But cleCarly youD’re ugGly
You kGnow nobody loves
those gross wriGnkles by your eyes
Your huge thCighs
are hideCous
and your stComach is super-sized
You hEmave to buy two seats on airlines
wheDnever you fly
But that’s Cwhy you’re spDecial to Gme
[Bridge]
   AmYour big double chin and Cstretch marks
Emmake you stand oDut
Yes it’s Amtrue
That’s yCou
you are Emhuge
And look like a duDde
But thAmat’s why we love yCou
Did we mention that you’re Gfat.
[Verse 2]
GI know everything
about Gmy pal Harry.
Like how Che has a mole
on the sChaft on his mate
And those dEmaily masturbations
that we Ddo so secretly
Are what Cmake my lDife coGmplete.
GBack to the things we like
 Gabout that fat ape.C  
CBoth of your nipples
Clook like pan cakes
EmYour bush hair is huge
like Don DKing’s dew
But yoCu’re perDfect to Gme
[Bridge]
   AmWhat we’re basically sCaying.
EmIs your hideouDs.
You have zAmits
Hairy tCits
EmAnd your lips
smell like bad Dfish
AmBut we love that gross Cshit.
AmOops I let your little Cthing slip
oEmut of my moDuth!
AmI’m sorry!
No, don’t Cbe.
It’s tEminy
Hey same with Dme!
AAmnd me.
And me
And me.
We aCll have little thGings.

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Little Things Parody

by Bart Baker

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[Verse 1]

This song was designed

to make you feel lovely

By pointing out the flaws

on your fat body

And pretending that we love

then to make you feel pretty

C D G

But clearly you’re ugly

You know nobody loves

those gross wrinkles by your eyes

Your huge thighs

are hideous

and your stomach is super-sized

You have to buy two seats on airlines

whenever you fly

C D G

But that’s why you’re special to me

[Bridge]

Am C

Your big double chin and stretch marks

Em D

make you stand out

Yes it’s true

That’s you

you are huge

And look like a dude

Am C

But that’s why we love you

Did we mention that you’re fat.

[Verse 2]

I know everything

about my pal Harry.

Like how he has a mole

on the shaft on his mate

And those daily masturbations

that we do so secretly

C D G

Are what make my life complete.

Back to the things we like

G C

about that fat ape.

Both of your nipples

look like pan cakes

Your bush hair is huge

like Don King’s dew

C D G

But you’re perfect to me

[Bridge]

Am C

What we’re basically saying.

Em D

Is your hideous.

You have zits

Hairy tits

And your lips

smell like bad fish

Am C

But we love that gross shit.

Am C

Oops I let your little thing slip

Em D

out of my mouth!

I’m sorry!

No, don’t be.

It’s tiny

Hey same with me!

And me.

And me

And me.

C G

We all have little things.

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