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[VERSE 1]
Get out of Cbed
CBut don't wonder how the blood got there (Good morning)
If Steve FMartin violated you in your sleep again
FYou will not care
'Cause there's a Cplace you can escape to mentally
CWhere only silliness is making forced entry
For the Fpurpose of self-preserGvation
Here at Alfred's CPlayhouse!
[VERSE 2]
It's a Cfantasy world of fun where reality's distorted
Where a Fmanchild goes to forget he was unsuccessfully aborted (It's kind of like liquor)
Your perCception is changed like magic
CSo you can flee when the real world causes havoc
It's Fwacky denial!!G  
GHere at Alfred's CPlayhouse!
[BRIDGE]
FStalin's signing death lists
The GEggburt's taking meth hits and
CGumby and a horse are lying somewhere
The FWisdom Jar's on acid
The Gfrozen peas have all gone rancid, so we'll Cprobably need to buy some more peas
FBeria's got his truncheon
ELECTRIC GCORDS FOR OUR LUNCHEON!!
DishCwasher discusses Marx over Cocktails
Burnt FChild and Torso who are with
GChewy try and force you to
CRent us The Sound of Music
CNo, I don't want to
FRent us The Sound of Music
GNo, I don't want to
[VERSE 3]
The Cfriends in your playhouse will always love and be around you
They won't Fleave you at Goodwill or when you're in the tub, try and drown you
You don't Chave to feel that guy's sticky stuff in your hair
CJust clap your heels 3 times, and you're away from there
So forFget about the humiliation and shame
FYour innocence is not being snatched from you
GBecause you're here putting tape on your face and trying on silly hats
AT ALFRED'S CPLAYHOUSE!!!!!!!!!

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Alfreds Playhouse Theme

by Misc Cartoons

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[VERSE 1]

Get out of bed

But don't wonder how the blood got there (Good morning)

If Steve Martin violated you in your sleep again

You will not care

'Cause there's a place you can escape to mentally

Where only silliness is making forced entry

F G

For the purpose of self-preservation

Here at Alfred's Playhouse!

[VERSE 2]

It's a fantasy world of fun where reality's distorted

Where a manchild goes to forget he was unsuccessfully aborted (It's kind of like liquor)

Your perception is changed like magic

So you can flee when the real world causes havoc

F G

It's wacky denial!!

G C

Here at Alfred's Playhouse!

[BRIDGE]

Stalin's signing death lists

The Eggburt's taking meth hits and

Gumby and a horse are lying somewhere

The Wisdom Jar's on acid

G C

The frozen peas have all gone rancid, so we'll probably need to buy some more peas

Beria's got his truncheon

ELECTRIC CORDS FOR OUR LUNCHEON!!

Dishwasher discusses Marx over Cocktails

Burnt Child and Torso who are with

Chewy try and force you to

Rent us The Sound of Music

No, I don't want to

Rent us The Sound of Music

No, I don't want to

[VERSE 3]

The friends in your playhouse will always love and be around you

They won't leave you at Goodwill or when you're in the tub, try and drown you

You don't have to feel that guy's sticky stuff in your hair

Just clap your heels 3 times, and you're away from there

So forget about the humiliation and shame

Your innocence is not being snatched from you

Because you're here putting tape on your face and trying on silly hats

AT ALFRED'S PLAYHOUSE!!!!!!!!!

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