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College Humour - My Two True Loves

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[Intro]
G Bm C
[Verse]
GI go through life aDlone
no Gone to hFold my hCand
wheGn I show off my Kindle in a StDarbucks 
the Fladies don't give a Cdamn
I'Gm not much of a Dbeliever
Fin fate and Cdestiny
Gbut I know that somewhere Dout there
Care 2 girls for Dme
[Chorus]
my 2 true Gloves
Bmmy 2 and ConlyD  
Bm2 nude souls beneath the Amcovers
Bmain't enough, I need Amanother
my 2 true Gloves
Bmmy 2 and ConlyD  
Bmtogether we will Cbe just you and Gme... and her
[Verse]
GThey'll be 2 in a Dmillion
one in Gfive Fhundred thousand if you Cprefer
I'll Ggive a hundred percent of myDself to she
the other F100 percent to Cher
Gyou + me D= us, + hFer = even more Cfun
but the G3 of us have more Dmath to do
C69 + D1
GI'll only have eyes for Dboth of them
Whisper Fsweet nothings in my Cear
and I'll Gpass them along to the Dother girl
if she Fdidn't already hear C  
Gtrue eternal rDomance
Flives for moments like Cthis
so Gpure sweet and Dinnocent
CNow you 2 Ckiss
[Chorus]
my 2 true Gloves
Bmmy 2 and ConlyD  
Bmevery soul has just 2 Ammates
one to Bmhump and one to masturbateAm  
my 2 true Gloves
Bmmy 2 and ConlyD  
GThere'll be nothing we can't Cdo just me and you... and her
CI wish that there were G2 of meBm  
Cso I could watch myself fuck Gboth of yDou
[Chorus]
my 2 true Gloves
my 2 and ConlyD  
our Bmlove will have no Amrules 
Bmexcept no other Amdudes
Bmshe'll fill both holes in my Amsoul
Bmfilling them back is my Agoal
Bman eternal bond of trust, Cjust the 2 of Gus... and her

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College Humour - My Two True Loves

by Misc Television

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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[Intro]

G Bm C

[Verse]

G D

I go through life alone

G F C

no one to hold my hand

G D

when I show off my Kindle in a Starbucks

F C

the ladies don't give a damn

G D

I'm not much of a believer

F C

in fate and destiny

G D

but I know that somewhere out there

C D

are 2 girls for me

[Chorus]

my 2 true loves

Bm C D

my 2 and only

Bm Am

2 nude souls beneath the covers

Bm Am

ain't enough, I need another

my 2 true loves

Bm C D

my 2 and only

Bm C G

together we will be just you and me... and her

[Verse]

G D

They'll be 2 in a million

G F C

one in five hundred thousand if you prefer

G D

I'll give a hundred percent of myself to she

F C

the other 100 percent to her

G D F C

you + me = us, + her = even more fun

G D

but the 3 of us have more math to do

C D

69 + 1

G D

I'll only have eyes for both of them

F C

Whisper sweet nothings in my ear

G D

and I'll pass them along to the other girl

F C

if she didn't already hear

G D

true eternal romance

F C

lives for moments like this

G D

so pure sweet and innocent

C C

Now you 2 kiss

[Chorus]

my 2 true loves

Bm C D

my 2 and only

Bm Am

every soul has just 2 mates

Bm Am

one to hump and one to masturbate

my 2 true loves

Bm C D

my 2 and only

G C

There'll be nothing we can't do just me and you... and her

C G Bm

I wish that there were 2 of me

C G D

so I could watch myself fuck both of you

[Chorus]

my 2 true loves

C D

my 2 and only

Bm Am

our love will have no rules

Bm Am

except no other dudes

Bm Am

she'll fill both holes in my soul

Bm A

filling them back is my goal

Bm C G

an eternal bond of trust, just the 2 of us... and her

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The chords for "College Humour - My Two True Loves" show the original chord names (including G, Bm, C, D, F, Am). Use transpose to move the song into any key that fits your voice or capo.