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[Intro]
  Am    Em    Am    Em(x11)
A Amfairly attractive Emgirl walks past a Ambuilding siteEm  
And from underneath an inAmdustrial safety helmet Emyou hear (Amwhistle), ta NeilEm  
And you Amstand there witnessing the Emwhole Neanderthal Amsituation, 
EmWanting to twist your own Ambrain out as they sit Emsatisfied
On their Amnewly built wallEm, laughing their hods off.Em  Am  Em  Am  Em  
DCringe!
Dm Am Em Dm Em Am Em     Am Em Am Em Dm Em Am Em
AmReasons Emto be AmmiseraEmble, aAmnother good exEmcuse to be AmdeadEm  
It’s Amone more Emthing to Amgripe aEmbout as I Amwhile away my Emdays in Ambed.Em  
  Am    Em    Am    Em(x7)
AmAnd there’s the Emperson who colAmlects all things EmPierrot and loves AmSiamese Emcats
And Amthinks they’re sopEmhisticated ‘cos they eat AmFry’s Chocolate EmCream
And they’d do aAmnything to spend the Emnight with that fella off the AmTurkish Delight Emadvert
Who’s full of eastern Ammonosodium Emglutamate,
And they Amalways have a portrait of a Emsad clown on the wallAm  
And they go to Emcharity shops and Amtend to become slightly Emorgasmic
At the Amthought of vampire Emlust.
 Am   Em(x7)
DCringe!
Dm Am Em Dm Em Am Em   Am Em Am Em Dm Em Am Em
AmReasons Emto be AmmiseraEmble, aAmnother good exEmcuse to be AmdeadEm  
It’s Amone more Emthing to Amgripe aEmbout as I Amwhile away my Emdays in Ambed.Em  
AmReasons Emto be AmmiseraEmble, aAmnother good exEmcuse to be AmdeadEm  
It’s Amone more Emthing to Amgripe aEmbout as I Amwhile away the Emdays in Ambed.Em  
  Am    Em(x15)
And I Amdon’t know anyone who Emputs peaches on their Amcornflakes Emeither!
  Am    Em(x17)  Am  

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Reasons To Be Miserable Part 10

by Half Man Half Biscuit

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[Intro]

Am Em Am Em

(x11)

Am Em Am Em

A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site

Am Em Am Em

And from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear (whistle), ta Neil

Am Em Am

And you stand there witnessing the whole Neanderthal situation,

Em Am Em

Wanting to twist your own brain out as they sit satisfied

Am Em Em Am Em Am Em

On their newly built wall, laughing their hods off.

Cringe!

Dm Am Em Dm Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Dm Em Am Em

Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em

Reasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead

Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em

It’s one more thing to gripe about as I while away my days in bed.

Am Em Am Em

(x7)

Am Em Am Em Am Em

And there’s the person who collects all things Pierrot and loves Siamese cats

Am Em Am Em

And thinks they’re sophisticated ‘cos they eat Fry’s Chocolate Cream

Am Em Am Em

And they’d do anything to spend the night with that fella off the Turkish Delight advert

Am Em

Who’s full of eastern monosodium glutamate,

Am Em Am

And they always have a portrait of a sad clown on the wall

Em Am Em

And they go to charity shops and tend to become slightly orgasmic

Am Em

At the thought of vampire lust.

Am Em

(x7)

Cringe!

Dm Am Em Dm Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Dm Em Am Em

Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em

Reasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead

Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em

It’s one more thing to gripe about as I while away my days in bed.

Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em

Reasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead

Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em

It’s one more thing to gripe about as I while away the days in bed.

Am Em

(x15)

Am Em Am Em

And I don’t know anyone who puts peaches on their cornflakes either!

Am Em Am

(x17)

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