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[Intro]
   E   A    E(x6)
Oh Esay I’m not the only one to Afill with trepiEdation
Walking across the forecourt Aof the fire Estation
My wariness consumes me, yet Astill protects me Efrom
                                                       A        E     E   A   E(x2)
The dimmer switch and the membership of Britannia Music Club.
I adventured for a fortnight in the Avalley of the ERhone
Defied capricious mistrals on which Atragedies are Eblown
Dismounting at the roadside to Alubricate my Echain
I heard the hounds of retribution Abarking their Erefrain:
Let’s go the Met Bar, and cause an altercation
                                                    E   A   E(x8)
Let’s go the Groucho, and snap at rakish heels. 
For a month I went all floppy just to Asee where I’d end Eup
The morgue was my considered guess, or Amaybe MartiEnique
The stern grind of reality howAever took its Ecourse
I stayed exactly where I was and Asuffered endless EFeltz.E  A  E  
Because you had a daughter and Achose to call her ERaine
Because you didn’t indicate to Ago down Woodchurch ELane
Your Am-Dram class had been postAponed indefiniteEly
‘Cos the root of Jesse’s just turned up in Aglorious majesEty.
Singing “Sealed Knot Society, let’s see you try and do this one:
                                                E   A   E(x4)
Luton Town: Millwall, nineteen eighty-five”.  
BHand me down my silver trumpets, sound the revolution bell
                                                     E   A   E(x2)
There’s a Cher impersonator rising up in Israel.
Late Lunch audience: we’ve Agot all your adEdresses
Lazy greedy farmers: Apick your own strawEberries
Is that our phone ringing or Ais it on the Etelly?
Let’s do the bongo-laced twenty-second album!
EVreni Schneider, you’re my Adownhill Elady
Vreni Schneider, you’re the Aqueen of the Eslopes
Vreni Schneider, you’re my Adownhill Elady
Vreni Schneider, you’re the Aqueen of the Eslopes. 

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Uffington Wassail

by Half Man Half Biscuit

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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[Intro]

E A E

(x6)

E A E

Oh say I’m not the only one to fill with trepidation

A E

Walking across the forecourt of the fire station

A E

My wariness consumes me, yet still protects me from

A E E A E

(x2)

The dimmer switch and the membership of Britannia Music Club.

A E

I adventured for a fortnight in the valley of the Rhone

A E

Defied capricious mistrals on which tragedies are blown

A E

Dismounting at the roadside to lubricate my chain

A E

I heard the hounds of retribution barking their refrain:

Let’s go the Met Bar, and cause an altercation

E A E

(x8)

Let’s go the Groucho, and snap at rakish heels.

A E

For a month I went all floppy just to see where I’d end up

A E

The morgue was my considered guess, or maybe Martinique

A E

The stern grind of reality however took its course

A E E A E

I stayed exactly where I was and suffered endless Feltz.

A E

Because you had a daughter and chose to call her Raine

A E

Because you didn’t indicate to go down Woodchurch Lane

A E

Your Am-Dram class had been postponed indefinitely

A E

‘Cos the root of Jesse’s just turned up in glorious majesty.

Singing “Sealed Knot Society, let’s see you try and do this one:

E A E

(x4)

Luton Town: Millwall, nineteen eighty-five”.

Hand me down my silver trumpets, sound the revolution bell

E A E

(x2)

There’s a Cher impersonator rising up in Israel.

A E

Late Lunch audience: we’ve got all your addresses

A E

Lazy greedy farmers: pick your own strawberries

A E

Is that our phone ringing or is it on the telly?

Let’s do the bongo-laced twenty-second album!

E A E

Vreni Schneider, you’re my downhill lady

A E

Vreni Schneider, you’re the queen of the slopes

A E

Vreni Schneider, you’re my downhill lady

A E

Vreni Schneider, you’re the queen of the slopes.

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