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Short People By Newman From Seinfeld

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[Intro]
A, A7, D, E, A x2
[Verse 1]
AWhat should we do 
Oh, WA7hat should we do 
These Dtiny aliens want to Eturn us into sApace slaves 
We only have Aone chance 
Yeah, we A7only have one shot
To Dbeat them in a competition Eof our Achoice 
[Chorus]
EWe should challenge Dthem in a game of BaAsketball 
I doEn’t know much, yeah I Ddon’t know much at aAll 
But I Eknow short people have Dtrouble playing BaskeAtball 
Besides EMuggsy Bogues, the excDeption that proves the rule A  
[Verse 2]
AThis plan is foolproof 
Oh, iA7t’s a foolproof plan 
I guDess we’re assuming that these aEliens don’t have undisclosed pAowers (Or something)
Cause that would sAuck, man 
Oh, that would rA7eally bust my gourd 
If they could Ddo something crazy like Eharness NBA player’s Askills
[Chorus] x2
EWe should challenge Dthem in a game of BaAsketball 
I doEn’t know much, yeah I Ddon’t know much at aAll 
But I Eknow short people have Dtrouble playing BaskeAtball 
Besides EMuggsy Bogues, the excDeption that proves the rule A  
Final Line on final chorus:
And maybe they should stick to something like being a horsejockey (like Hobbits or Gymnasts, or spelunking...)

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Short People By Newman From Seinfeld

by Sledding With Tigers

Lyrics & chords · Original key

[Intro]

A, A7, D, E, A x2

[Verse 1]

What should we do

Oh, What should we do

D E A

These tiny aliens want to turn us into space slaves

We only have one chance

Yeah, we only have one shot

D E A

To beat them in a competition of our choice

[Chorus]

E D A

We should challenge them in a game of Basketball

E D A

I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all

E D A

But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball

E D A

Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule

[Verse 2]

This plan is foolproof

Oh, it’s a foolproof plan

D E A

I guess we’re assuming that these aliens don’t have undisclosed powers (Or something)

Cause that would suck, man

Oh, that would really bust my gourd

D E A

If they could do something crazy like harness NBA player’s skills

[Chorus] x2

E D A

We should challenge them in a game of Basketball

E D A

I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all

E D A

But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball

E D A

Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule

Final Line on final chorus:

And maybe they should stick to something like being a horsejockey (like Hobbits or Gymnasts, or spelunking...)

About Short People By Newman From Seinfeld Chords by Sledding With Tigers

Learn how to play Short People By Newman From Seinfeld by Sledding With Tigers with free guitar chords, lyrics, and interactive chord diagrams. Search for “Short People By Newman From Seinfeld chords”, “Short People By Newman From Seinfeld guitar chords”, or “Sledding With Tigers Short People By Newman From Seinfeld chords” and you will find this page — transpose to any key, tap chords for diagrams, and use auto-scroll while you play. Perfect for beginners looking for easy Short People By Newman From Seinfeld chords and for experienced players who want accurate Short People By Newman From Seinfeld lyrics and chords in one place. Common chords in this song include A, A7, D, E.

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The chords for "Short People By Newman From Seinfeld" show the original chord names (including A, A7, D, E). Use transpose to move the song into any key that fits your voice or capo.