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 G7In Cpulpits,     G7in CpulpitsG7  
They can Cpreach naked from the G7waist downwards
In Ccloisters,     G7they can Csmack each other’s arses.G7  
 FThese Ambe ecG7clesiastical Cperks
 FThese Ambe ecG7clesiastical Cperks.
 G7Cheap Cflagstones,     G7cheap CflagstonesG7  
CClergyman, he’s got a G7drive to lay
CClergyman, he’s got a G7drive to lay.
Wet Csponges-at the G7summer fair -shall Cmiss me.G7  
 FThese Ambe ecG7clesiastical Cperks
 FThese Ambe ecG7clesiastical Cperks.G7  C  G7  
Rumour had it there was none Cleft, so I swiftly walked round
to G7Archie’s house: CArchie, people are saying you haven’t got
G7any. What am I supposed to do? CYou know the situationG7.
AmReverend, come sit Edown.
For you there is always Fsome. How much do you G7need?
(instr)  C   G7   C    G7   C   Am   F  G7  
I’m gonna Ambottle up my love and shake it up and down
And Espray it all over FJesus.G7  C  G7  C  G7  C  
 G7Near CFakenham; joke G7breasts on; no Cseatbelt; nice G7policeman
Fierce CPanda; all-nG7ighter; fee Cno pay; hey G7hey hey hey hey
 FThese Ambe G7ohhhhhhhh
 FThese Ambe G7ohhhhhhhh
 FThese Ambe.G7  C  

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Ecclesiastical Perks

by Half Man Half Biscuit

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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G7 C G7 C G7

In pulpits, in pulpits

C G7

They can preach naked from the waist downwards

C G7 C G7

In cloisters, they can smack each other’s arses.

F Am G7 C

These be ecclesiastical perks

F Am G7 C

These be ecclesiastical perks.

G7 C G7 C G7

Cheap flagstones, cheap flagstones

C G7

Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay

C G7

Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay.

C G7 C G7

Wet sponges-at the summer fair -shall miss me.

F Am G7 C

These be ecclesiastical perks

F Am G7 C G7 C G7

These be ecclesiastical perks.

Rumour had it there was none left, so I swiftly walked round

G7 C

to Archie’s house: Archie, people are saying you haven’t got

G7 C G7

any. What am I supposed to do? You know the situation.

Am E

Reverend, come sit down.

F G7

For you there is always some. How much do you need?

C G7 C G7 C Am F G7

(instr)

I’m gonna bottle up my love and shake it up and down

E F G7 C G7 C G7 C

And spray it all over Jesus.

G7 C G7 C G7

Near Fakenham; joke breasts on; no seatbelt; nice policeman

C G7 C G7

Fierce Panda; all-nighter; fee no pay; hey hey hey hey hey

F Am G7

These be ohhhhhhhh

F Am G7

These be ohhhhhhhh

F Am G7 C

These be.

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