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Russian Unicorn

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[INTRO]
Dm Bb C
[VERSE]
DmI'ma blast your brains, talking full-on sex
BbI got a porcupine called "ZazCoom"
He leaves his scent on people's grDmaves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)
BbI had a cold one time, Cthen I licked myself
[PRE-CHORUS]
DmWhy don't y'all just flFoat off
CNow you're useless
DmI need a woman with a BFenz looCking to lose it
DmI ate the cookFie then I gCave it back to Benny
DmThere she Cgo
Now wBbatch me fAmlow
[CHORUS]
BbOh, the night is yDmoung
Now baby we could sChoot a Russian uniGcorn
We'll probably Bbdo it on the couch
While my rDmoomie's out hikiCng
So take if oGff and bite your toDmngue
And hope my roommate dBbon't come homeC  
[VERSE]
DmA "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week
BbI wanna shave that mustaCche and then have gelato
DmWe're here for too long, we gotta run, ok?
BbAnd trick those monsters so that tChey don't shoot my left nut.
[PRE-CHORUS]
DmI know you aiFn't a biCtch, cuz girl you kill it
DmI pee-peed iFn your glove and sCoon you'll start to smell it
If your bDmody's a secrFet girl then yCou about to spill it
DmWhen I count to tFhree dismount
[CHORUS]
BbOh, the night is yDmoung
Now baby we could sChoot a Russian uniGcorn
We'll probably Bbdo it on the couch
While my rDmoomie's out hikiCng
So take if oGff and bite your toDmngue
[BRIDGE]
DmI think that I ought to confGess
I drink D#fire water
DmBut I don't want the keys to your van
What I need Gis a rare, vermD#illion, Ukrainian unicorn
[INSTRUMENTAL]
Dm F G D#
We can sDmhoot a unicorn
Girl, I kFnow you'll like the horn
And I'm gGonna keep you warm
Till you wD#ake up in the morning
Dm(BabyF) I know you ain't a biGtch oG#ops
I didn't mean to do thatDm  
Yeah, FI just want to say I should not have aGte those cajun rice and bD#eans
DmThe guy behind you just soiled his underwear C(Sniff, sniff)
Oh, Bbumm, maybe YOU did it
Hey, tAmhat's ok girl! 
Them stDmrawberries look juicy
[CHORUS]
BbOh, the night is yDmoung
Now baby we could sChoot a Russian uniGcorn
We'll probably Bbdo it on the couch
While my rDmoomie's out hikiCng
So take if oGff and bite your toDmngue
Bb(Oh, oh, Dmoh) And hope my roommate dCon't come homeG  
Bite your toBbngue (oh, oh, Dmoh)
And hope my roommate dCon't come homeG  
BbI got your BDmarbie zucchiniC  
Happy Monsoon DBbay! 
And you pDmromised you'd lick itC  
I'm gonna sGave a mental kitty
I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe

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Russian Unicorn

by Bad Lip Reading

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[INTRO]

Dm Bb C

[VERSE]

I'ma blast your brains, talking full-on sex

Bb C

I got a porcupine called "Zazoom"

He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)

Bb C

I had a cold one time, then I licked myself

[PRE-CHORUS]

Dm F

Why don't y'all just float off

Now you're useless

Dm F C

I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it

Dm F C

I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny

Dm C

There she go

Bb Am

Now watch me flow

[CHORUS]

Bb Dm

Oh, the night is young

C G

Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn

We'll probably do it on the couch

Dm C

While my roomie's out hiking

G Dm

So take if off and bite your tongue

Bb C

And hope my roommate don't come home

[VERSE]

A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week

Bb C

I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato

We're here for too long, we gotta run, ok?

Bb C

And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut.

[PRE-CHORUS]

Dm F C

I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it

Dm F C

I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it

Dm F C

If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it

Dm F

When I count to three dismount

[CHORUS]

Bb Dm

Oh, the night is young

C G

Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn

We'll probably do it on the couch

Dm C

While my roomie's out hiking

G Dm

So take if off and bite your tongue

[BRIDGE]

Dm G

I think that I ought to confess

I drink fire water

But I don't want the keys to your van

G D#

What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn

[INSTRUMENTAL]

Dm F G D#

We can shoot a unicorn

Girl, I know you'll like the horn

And I'm gonna keep you warm

Till you wake up in the morning

Dm F G G#

(Baby) I know you ain't a bitch oops

I didn't mean to do that

F G D#

Yeah, I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans

Dm C

The guy behind you just soiled his underwear (Sniff, sniff)

Oh, umm, maybe YOU did it

Hey, that's ok girl!

Them strawberries look juicy

[CHORUS]

Bb Dm

Oh, the night is young

C G

Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn

We'll probably do it on the couch

Dm C

While my roomie's out hiking

G Dm

So take if off and bite your tongue

Bb Dm C G

(Oh, oh, oh) And hope my roommate don't come home

Bb Dm

Bite your tongue (oh, oh, oh)

C G

And hope my roommate don't come home

Bb Dm C

I got your Barbie zucchini

Happy Monsoon Day!

Dm C

And you promised you'd lick it

I'm gonna save a mental kitty

I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe

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