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CAPO 1st Fret
[Verse]
We’ve got CKramer    F      G7coming oCver     F    G7to proCduce usF  G7  
So that Cwe can show off to our Fspecialist G7friends
Go Cdown to the Falcon in FCamden and G7say
“I’ll have a Cpint for myself and a Fpint for the G7ex-MCC5”.  F  G7  C  F  G7  
Aleister CCrowley    F     G7knew my Cfather    F     G7or CratherF  G7  
CBusiness once took Dad up Finto the G7glens
CWhere in a small hotel Fbar Crowley G7asked
“CHave you got change for the Ffruit machine G7chief, I’m all Cout?”F  G7  C  F  G7  
[Interlude] 
F C G7 C  F C G7  C  F G7  C  F G7
CDa Fda G7da CdaF……G7………C  
  C   F   G7(x3) C  
[Verse]
N.C N.C            N.C
    Dear Mr McGee,
                                                         N.C
Please find enclosed the latest demo from ‘Liquid Greek’. Dismissed by the mainstream
                         N.C
as shoe-gazing also-rans, the band have nevertheless persevered with their off-kilter-or-
        N.C                                                 N.C
nothing policy in the hope that someone like your good self will eventually realise, and
                             N.C
thus promote this violent yet ultimately beautiful genre which we have dubbed “New 
      N.C                                                                C
Noise”. The first track is based on the high-pitched lamentations of an unbalanced
Lincoln woman, who nurses injured buzzards back to health inside her dead child’s
wardrobe. We hope you like it. 
Yours sincerely, Liquid Greek.
PS we don’t like sport of any kind and friends at school were very much thin on
the ground.
[Interlude] 
C Am F C F Am G G7
[Verse]
CThis land is my land; this Fland is not G7your land
So Cplease get off now or I’ll go and Ffetch my G7farm hand
And Che will come running in a Fred cap-sleeve G7T-shirt
And a CWest Country smile that says “FI’ll give you G7Kick Out The CJams!”F  G7  
[Outro] 
  C   F   G7(x4) 
C

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Get Kramer

by Half Man Half Biscuit

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 1 (as written in this song)

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CAPO 1st Fret

[Verse]

C F G7 C F G7 C F G7

We’ve got Kramer coming over to produce us

C F G7

So that we can show off to our specialist friends

C F G7

Go down to the Falcon in Camden and say

C F G7 C F G7 C F G7

“I’ll have a pint for myself and a pint for the ex-MC5”.

C F G7 C F G7 C F G7

Aleister Crowley knew my father or rather

C F G7

Business once took Dad up into the glens

C F G7

Where in a small hotel bar Crowley asked

C F G7 C F G7 C F G7

“Have you got change for the fruit machine chief, I’m all out?”

[Interlude]

F C G7 C F C G7 C F G7 C F G7

C F G7 C F G7 C

Da da da da……………

C F G7 C

(x3)

[Verse]

N.C N.C N.C

Dear Mr McGee,

N.C

Please find enclosed the latest demo from ‘Liquid Greek’. Dismissed by the mainstream

N.C

as shoe-gazing also-rans, the band have nevertheless persevered with their off-kilter-or-

N.C N.C

nothing policy in the hope that someone like your good self will eventually realise, and

N.C

thus promote this violent yet ultimately beautiful genre which we have dubbed “New

N.C C

Noise”. The first track is based on the high-pitched lamentations of an unbalanced

Lincoln woman, who nurses injured buzzards back to health inside her dead child’s

wardrobe. We hope you like it.

Yours sincerely, Liquid Greek.

PS we don’t like sport of any kind and friends at school were very much thin on

the ground.

[Interlude]

C Am F C F Am G G7

[Verse]

C F G7

This land is my land; this land is not your land

C F G7

So please get off now or I’ll go and fetch my farm hand

C F G7

And he will come running in a red cap-sleeve T-shirt

C F G7 C F G7

And a West Country smile that says “I’ll give you Kick Out The Jams!”

[Outro]

C F G7

(x4)

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