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[Intro]
  G   C     D(x12)
GGet on my fun bus, I’ll Ctake you Dall for a GrideC  D  
I’ll Gtell you about the CCuban’s Deight-foot GstrideC  D  
GPunch me harder, CI didn’t Dfeel a GthingC  D  
GAll the kids appCreciate the Djoy I Gbring.C  D  
GI’m always happyC  D  
GEver so happyC  D  
There’s Gno-one more happyC  D  
I’m a Gcomedy grandad.C  D  
[Instrumental]
  G   C   D(x4)
GSame old Northerner, Calways got Dnothing to GsayC  D  
GAll the same I Cthink I’ll Dsay it anyGwayC  D  
GWitness these CoverDalls, these Gnavy-blue CoverDalls.
GI’m never happyC  D  
GNever been happyC  D  
It’s Gnot in my contractC  D  
I’ve got Gtwo big keys and they’re Cboth dead Dbig
I’m a Gquality janitorC.D  
[Instrumental]
  G   C   D(x8)
GJust after dusk I Cswing from the Dwrought iron GgatesC  D  
And Gremember the five o’clock Ctea-time Dsmell of the esGtate.C  D  
GI’m always runningC  D  
GAll knees and elbowsC  D  
Got a Gstick with a spike onC  D  
GCartoon ducks Claugh at Dme.G  C  D  
I’m a Gcomedy parkie and Cnobody Dloves me anyGmore,C  D  
A Gcomedy parkie and Cnobody Dloves me anyGmore.C  D  
[Instrumental]
  G   C   D(x8)
GNobody Cloves me DanyGmoreC  D  
GNobody Cloves me DanyGmoreC  D  
I’m the Gman who put Nick CStraker Don the GfloorC  D  
But Gnobody Cloves me DanyGmore.C  D  
[Instrumental]
  G   C   D(x20) G  

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Quality Janitor

by Half Man Half Biscuit

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

G C D

(x12)

G C D G C D

Get on my fun bus, I’ll take you all for a ride

G C D G C D

I’ll tell you about the Cuban’s eight-foot stride

G C D G C D

Punch me harder, I didn’t feel a thing

G C D G C D

All the kids appreciate the joy I bring.

G C D

I’m always happy

G C D

Ever so happy

G C D

There’s no-one more happy

G C D

I’m a comedy grandad.

[Instrumental]

G C D

(x4)

G C D G C D

Same old Northerner, always got nothing to say

G C D G C D

All the same I think I’ll say it anyway

G C D G C D

Witness these overalls, these navy-blue overalls.

G C D

I’m never happy

G C D

Never been happy

G C D

It’s not in my contract

G C D

I’ve got two big keys and they’re both dead big

G C D

I’m a quality janitor.

[Instrumental]

G C D

(x8)

G C D G C D

Just after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates

G C D G C D

And remember the five o’clock tea-time smell of the estate.

G C D

I’m always running

G C D

All knees and elbows

G C D

Got a stick with a spike on

G C D G C D

Cartoon ducks laugh at me.

G C D G C D

I’m a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore,

G C D G C D

A comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore.

[Instrumental]

G C D

(x8)

G C D G C D

Nobody loves me anymore

G C D G C D

Nobody loves me anymore

G C D G C D

I’m the man who put Nick Straker on the floor

G C D G C D

But nobody loves me anymore.

[Instrumental]

G C D G

(x20)

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