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half steps (so the chords are C - Em7 - D), so you don't have to play any barre chords. 
[Intro]
F Am7 G F
Am7   G    G/B Am G/D    F
Am7 G  G Am7  F
[Verse 1]
FWhy the hell you got a Am7big ass purse?
GWhat the hell's up with that Am7big ass purse? I'm
  Fwondering what's Am7inside that big ass purse
G     Am7
Let me take a Fguess. Is there another pursAm7e inside that big ass purse?
GMaybe there's another Am7purse inside of the other purse
F   Am7
In case you Gforget what it looks lAm7ikeG  
[Verse 2]
Am7You've got youFr eyeshadow
Am7You've got yoGur eyeshadows
Am7When I open Fone of your eyeshadows
Am7It's really powdery and Gthe wind blows it away 
Am7And it's all fractured and uFnusable
Am7The applicator stick Gisn't even there
Am7AnymoreF  
So why tAm7he hell you got it in your Gpurse?
[Verse 3]
And baby you Flook at me with those Am7beautiful brown blue
Gblack eyes, yes you do.Am7  
FYou tell me like I'm an Am7idiot
Like GI'm an idiotAm7  
You tell mFe "BecauseAm7  
Git's got a Am7mirror" And I say
F"Why the hell you need an Am7extra mirror?"
         GAnAm7d you look at me and you say
[Verse 4]
F"Maybe you're out on the Am7town and you, you
Ggo into the bathroom with a girlfriend, but the Am7girlfriend, she only has a
Fclutch because she's smart for only Am7bringing a clutch but you have your
Gbig, big, big ass Am7bag in the bathroom
FAnd you reach in and Am7pull out an extra
Gmirror 'cause the bathroom doesn't have a Am7functioning mirror and there's too many
Fgirls using the little tiny crack of the mAm7irror that works in the first 
Gplace. And then yAm7ou're doing two things at 
Fonce so you're hoping to diAm7spel the stereotype of
GWomen taking too long in the Am7bathroom 'cause they're doubling up their
Ftime. Now who's the Am7idiot this
Gtime?"
[Outro]
F  Am7  G  Am7  F
(beatbox weird drum solo that ends in a horse running sound)

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Big Ass Purse

by Reggie Watts

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Am7

G/B

G/D

half steps (so the chords are C - Em7 - D), so you don't have to play any barre chords.

[Intro]

F Am7 G F

Am7 G G/B Am G/D F

Am7 G G Am7 F

[Verse 1]

F Am7

Why the hell you got a big ass purse?

G Am7

What the hell's up with that big ass purse? I'm

F Am7

wondering what's inside that big ass purse

G Am7

F Am7

Let me take a guess. Is there another purse inside that big ass purse?

G Am7

Maybe there's another purse inside of the other purse

F Am7

G Am7 G

In case you forget what it looks like

[Verse 2]

Am7 F

You've got your eyeshadow

Am7 G

You've got your eyeshadows

Am7 F

When I open one of your eyeshadows

Am7 G

It's really powdery and the wind blows it away

Am7 F

And it's all fractured and unusable

Am7 G

The applicator stick isn't even there

Am7 F

Anymore

Am7 G

So why the hell you got it in your purse?

[Verse 3]

F Am7

And baby you look at me with those beautiful brown blue

G Am7

black eyes, yes you do.

F Am7

You tell me like I'm an idiot

G Am7

Like I'm an idiot

F Am7

You tell me "Because

G Am7

it's got a mirror" And I say

F Am7

"Why the hell you need an extra mirror?"

G Am7

And you look at me and you say

[Verse 4]

F Am7

"Maybe you're out on the town and you, you

G Am7

go into the bathroom with a girlfriend, but the girlfriend, she only has a

F Am7

clutch because she's smart for only bringing a clutch but you have your

G Am7

big, big, big ass bag in the bathroom

F Am7

And you reach in and pull out an extra

G Am7

mirror 'cause the bathroom doesn't have a functioning mirror and there's too many

F Am7

girls using the little tiny crack of the mirror that works in the first

G Am7

place. And then you're doing two things at

F Am7

once so you're hoping to dispel the stereotype of

G Am7

Women taking too long in the bathroom 'cause they're doubling up their

F Am7

time. Now who's the idiot this

time?"

[Outro]

F Am7 G Am7 F

(beatbox weird drum solo that ends in a horse running sound)

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