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[Intro]
D
DDream therapists, Emis your Flucky number Dseven
By Emany chance? GDo you think I Fonce saw Bbheaven
During critical surgery Awhen I walked towards a bright Dlight?
Can’t get a hit? EmSeems like Fwhat you got to Ddo
Is dial a EmWeller-gram and Ghe’ll turn Fup at your Bbshow
Quite possibly, acoustically Aget up on the stage
And deDclare your Aband to Embe a really Ggood Aband;
DFine Ashoes; inEmcredible Atunes.
DHave a glass of ASass with EmPaolo AHewitt,
DFlirt with Abrass and Emlater Arue it.
GWouldn’t it be Emnice to get home for Neighbours?
GWouldn’t it be Emnice to Aplay the Albert A7Hall for Dever,    A  G  A  
And Dever?A  G  A  D  
DShit Sellotape, Emjust don’t Fknow where it Dbegins
And even Emwhen you do it Gkeeps on Fstraying to the Bbside
Good quality stationery Anever comes to my house.
DIn bed again – Emcan’t be Fbothered getting Dup
Swing the Emlead again GI’m just Fwaiting for the Bbman
From Camelot telling me Athat I’ve won the Lottery.
DLet’s Atrash the Emmurder mystery GweekAend
DLet’s Astage a Emcouldn’t-give-a-Athon
DSummertime’s Ahere and I’ve Emgot no Ahassle
DI could be a AGoth on a Embouncy Acastle.
GWouldn’t it be Emnice to call off the barn dance?
GWouldn’t it be Emnice to Asabotage the A7hot pot Dsupper?A  G  A  D  A  G  A  D  
[Instrumental]
D  A  Em  G A D  A  Em  A  D  A  Em  A  D  A  Em  D
DMonmore, hare’s Arunning, DMonmore, hare’s Arunning,
DMonmore, hare’s Arunning, DMonmore, hare’s Arunning,
DMonmore, hare’s Arunning, DMonmore, hare’s Arunning,
               D         A                  D           A    D   A(x8) D  
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running. 

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Monmore Hares Running

by Half Man Half Biscuit

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[Intro]

D Em F D

Dream therapists, is your lucky number seven

Em G F Bb

By any chance? Do you think I once saw heaven

A D

During critical surgery when I walked towards a bright light?

Em F D

Can’t get a hit? Seems like what you got to do

Em G F Bb

Is dial a Weller-gram and he’ll turn up at your show

Quite possibly, acoustically get up on the stage

D A Em G A

And declare your band to be a really good band;

D A Em A

Fine shoes; incredible tunes.

D A Em A

Have a glass of Sass with Paolo Hewitt,

D A Em A

Flirt with brass and later rue it.

G Em

Wouldn’t it be nice to get home for Neighbours?

G Em A A7 D A G A

Wouldn’t it be nice to play the Albert Hall for ever,

D A G A D

And ever?

D Em F D

Shit Sellotape, just don’t know where it begins

Em G F Bb

And even when you do it keeps on straying to the side

Good quality stationery never comes to my house.

D Em F D

In bed again – can’t be bothered getting up

Em G F Bb

Swing the lead again I’m just waiting for the man

From Camelot telling me that I’ve won the Lottery.

D A Em G A

Let’s trash the murder mystery weekend

D A Em A

Let’s stage a couldn’t-give-a-thon

D A Em A

Summertime’s here and I’ve got no hassle

D A Em A

I could be a Goth on a bouncy castle.

G Em

Wouldn’t it be nice to call off the barn dance?

G Em A A7 D A G A D A G A D

Wouldn’t it be nice to sabotage the hot pot supper?

[Instrumental]

D A Em G A D A Em A D A Em A D A Em D

D A D A

Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,

D A D A

Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,

D A D A

Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,

D A D A D A D

(x8)

Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running.

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