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[Verse 1]
BbThe wonderful dexterity of Hannu Mikkula
BbMakes me want to shake hands with the whole of Finland
BbBut the horrible sincerity of Miriam Stoppard
BbMakes me want to go out and commit mass murder.
[Chorus]
I Amrang Jane Scott for a Emgenuine Amfriend,
She was otherwise engaged so I Emlooked round the Ambend
I saw the wheels of nihilism Emrolling my Amway
And now I live life in the bus lane  Em  Am  
Yeah, I live life in the bus lane.Em  Am  
[Verse 2]
BbThe halcyonic dynamo that lit up my childhood
BbMade me feel secure on the roads in winter
BbBut the nauseating bashfulness of early Diana
BbMade me want to set fire to commemorative tea towels.
[Chorus 2]
I Amwalked across the road with a Empeach in my Amhand
A hammer hit my head and I Emcouldn't underAmstand
Behind me stood a maniac Emlaughing at Amme saying
“I like to watch the advertsEm  Am  
Yeah, I saw it in the adverts.Em  Am  
[Interlude]
You fold your Cgrandma’s Fneck and Gsmother her in Dmcustard
As a Ccontribution Fto your Cfolio
And the very next Fmorning you Gtake her into Dmcollege
And the Ctutor with the Fbeard and the Cpolio
Says “Well yeah it’s got Fpotential and it Gcould well be esDmsential
But it Cshould be more draFmatic if you Cknow what I mean”.Bb  
[Coda]
Have you Fmtuned in to AmRadio Dada, every Friday evening at Dsix in the morning?
BbScan the Fmairwaves for AmRadio Dada – it goes something like Dthis…..Bb  

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Architecture And Morality Ted And Alice

by Half Man Half Biscuit

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[Verse 1]

The wonderful dexterity of Hannu Mikkula

Makes me want to shake hands with the whole of Finland

But the horrible sincerity of Miriam Stoppard

Makes me want to go out and commit mass murder.

[Chorus]

Am Em Am

I rang Jane Scott for a genuine friend,

Em Am

She was otherwise engaged so I looked round the bend

Em Am

I saw the wheels of nihilism rolling my way

Em Am

And now I live life in the bus lane

Em Am

Yeah, I live life in the bus lane.

[Verse 2]

The halcyonic dynamo that lit up my childhood

Made me feel secure on the roads in winter

But the nauseating bashfulness of early Diana

Made me want to set fire to commemorative tea towels.

[Chorus 2]

Am Em Am

I walked across the road with a peach in my hand

Em Am

A hammer hit my head and I couldn't understand

Em Am

Behind me stood a maniac laughing at me saying

Em Am

“I like to watch the adverts

Em Am

Yeah, I saw it in the adverts.

[Interlude]

C F G Dm

You fold your grandma’s neck and smother her in custard

C F C

As a contribution to your folio

F G Dm

And the very next morning you take her into college

C F C

And the tutor with the beard and the polio

F G Dm

Says “Well yeah it’s got potential and it could well be essential

C F C Bb

But it should be more dramatic if you know what I mean”.

[Coda]

Fm Am D

Have you tuned in to Radio Dada, every Friday evening at six in the morning?

Bb Fm Am D Bb

Scan the airwaves for Radio Dada – it goes something like this…..

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