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There's Cmany drinks you'll Fdrink, me Clads, on Dmevery Gworld that's Cnew.
There's CSaurian Brandy, FCranapple CSchnapps, and a Dmgood old Tullamore GDon't.
There's FBusch and Beck and CBud and Bock and Dmothers dark and Gpale,
But I Cthink you'll find the Ffinest Ckind is DmThree-Oh-GSeven CAle.
AmThree-Oh-Seven GAle, me lads, DmThree-Oh-GSeven CAle,
AmThe finest drink that Gany bar has Dever had for Gsale,
It'll Clay your whole damn Fworld to Cwaste, it'll Dmake you fit and Ghale,
There's Cnothing that you'll Fever Ctaste like DmThree-Oh-GSeven CAle, me Amlads,
DmThree-Oh-GSeven CAle.
It Cstarted out at FM.I.CT. one Dmlazy Gsummer Cday,
When a Ccouple of the Ffrat-boy Ctechies Dmstarted in to Gplay,
They'd Fcaught up on their Cschedule with a Dmcouple hours to Gkill,
So they Cfitted up the FcycloCtron and Dmmade themGselves a Cstill.
AmThree-Oh-Seven GAle, me lads, DmThree-Oh-GSeven CAle,
AmThe finest drink that Gany bar has Dever had for Gsale,
It'll Clay your whole damn Fworld to Cwaste, it'll Dmake you fit and Ghale,
There's Cnothing that you'll Fever Ctaste like DmThree-Oh-GSeven CAle, me Amlads,
DmThree-Oh-GSeven CAle.
They Cadded choice inFgrediCents to Dmbrew a Glittle Cbrew,
But they Cdidn't know the Fwires were Ccrossed in DmChamber Number GTwo.
A Ftiny bit of Cspace got folded, Dmthings were looking Gqueer --
They Cturned the spout and Fthen came Cout the Dmworld's first GHyper-CBeer.
AmThree-Oh-Seven GAle, me lads, DmThree-Oh-GSeven CAle,
AmThe finest drink that Gany bar has Dever had for Gsale,
It'll Clay your whole damn Fworld to Cwaste, it'll Dmake you fit and Ghale,
There's Cnothing that you'll Fever Ctaste like DmThree-Oh-GSeven CAle, me Amlads,
DmThree-Oh-GSeven CAle.
It Cbubbled and it Fburbled Cand it Dmglowed a Gfizzly Cgreen,
And Cwhat it did to Ftest eCquipment, Dmfrankly, was obGscene.
It Ftook awhile to Cfind a vial it Dmwouldn't burst to Gflame,
Then they Cmeasured out its FpotenCcy, and Dmthat's how Git was Cnamed.
There's Cmany drinks you'll Fdrink, me Clads, but Dmthis one Gbeats them Call:
One Chundred fifty-Fthree and Cone-half Dmpercent alcoGhol,
A Fbeer, brewed in a Ctesseract, that'll Dmshoot you through the Groof --
And Cif you don't believe me, I've got Dmlots and Glots oCf proof.
AmThree-Oh-Seven GAle, me lads, DmThree-Oh-GSeven CAle,
AmThe finest drink that Gany bar has Dever had for Gsale,
It'll Clay your whole damn Fworld to Cwaste, it'll Dmake you fit and Ghale,
It Fsticks to your mouth like Clibrary paste,
With a Fstronger kick than Emtoxic waste,
There's Cnothing Gthat you'll Amever taste
Like DmThree-Oh-GSeven CAle!F  C  

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307 Ale

by Tom Smith

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C F C Dm G C

There's many drinks you'll drink, me lads, on every world that's new.

C F C Dm G

There's Saurian Brandy, Cranapple Schnapps, and a good old Tullamore Don't.

F C Dm G

There's Busch and Beck and Bud and Bock and others dark and pale,

C F C Dm G C

But I think you'll find the finest kind is Three-Oh-Seven Ale.

Am G Dm G C

Three-Oh-Seven Ale, me lads, Three-Oh-Seven Ale,

Am G D G

The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale,

C F C D G

It'll lay your whole damn world to waste, it'll make you fit and hale,

C F C Dm G C Am

There's nothing that you'll ever taste like Three-Oh-Seven Ale, me lads,

Dm G C

Three-Oh-Seven Ale.

C F C Dm G C

It started out at M.I.T. one lazy summer day,

C F C Dm G

When a couple of the frat-boy techies started in to play,

F C Dm G

They'd caught up on their schedule with a couple hours to kill,

C F C Dm G C

So they fitted up the cyclotron and made themselves a still.

Am G Dm G C

Three-Oh-Seven Ale, me lads, Three-Oh-Seven Ale,

Am G D G

The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale,

C F C D G

It'll lay your whole damn world to waste, it'll make you fit and hale,

C F C Dm G C Am

There's nothing that you'll ever taste like Three-Oh-Seven Ale, me lads,

Dm G C

Three-Oh-Seven Ale.

C F C Dm G C

They added choice ingredients to brew a little brew,

C F C Dm G

But they didn't know the wires were crossed in Chamber Number Two.

F C Dm G

A tiny bit of space got folded, things were looking queer --

C F C Dm G C

They turned the spout and then came out the world's first Hyper-Beer.

Am G Dm G C

Three-Oh-Seven Ale, me lads, Three-Oh-Seven Ale,

Am G D G

The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale,

C F C D G

It'll lay your whole damn world to waste, it'll make you fit and hale,

C F C Dm G C Am

There's nothing that you'll ever taste like Three-Oh-Seven Ale, me lads,

Dm G C

Three-Oh-Seven Ale.

C F C Dm G C

It bubbled and it burbled and it glowed a fizzly green,

C F C Dm G

And what it did to test equipment, frankly, was obscene.

F C Dm G

It took awhile to find a vial it wouldn't burst to flame,

C F C Dm G C

Then they measured out its potency, and that's how it was named.

C F C Dm G C

There's many drinks you'll drink, me lads, but this one beats them all:

C F C Dm G

One hundred fifty-three and one-half percent alcohol,

F C Dm G

A beer, brewed in a tesseract, that'll shoot you through the roof --

C Dm G C

And if you don't believe me, I've got lots and lots of proof.

Am G Dm G C

Three-Oh-Seven Ale, me lads, Three-Oh-Seven Ale,

Am G D G

The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale,

C F C D G

It'll lay your whole damn world to waste, it'll make you fit and hale,

F C

It sticks to your mouth like library paste,

F Em

With a stronger kick than toxic waste,

C G Am

There's nothing that you'll ever taste

Dm G C F C

Like Three-Oh-Seven Ale!

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