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C  F G  C  F G  C
CGirlfriend's said Fthat she Gno longer Clikes meF  
CReckon I Fknow why Gshe thinks this Cway:
It's 'cos I'm a Ctrog, Fand I've got mad Csideys
FAnd my gait is Cstrange - so they Gsay.G7  
CSome blokes don't Fneatly Gstencil their Cflight caseF  
CAnd some blokes don't Ftake apart Gvalve amps for Cfun
But when you're a Ctrog Fand you've got mad Csideys
FAnd your gait is Cstrange - so they Gsay.G7  
CAnd when I Bbswear it's in a Fmellow wayG7  
CSwiss Army Bbknife and Fevery shade of HumCbrol
To Point of BbAyr I like to Fget awayG7  
CAnd in my Bbdreams I Ftake a beautiful Cgirl.
C  F G  C  F G  C
CGot my weed Fand I've Ggot my Sven CHasselF  
COmni stacked Ftenfold Gunder the Cbed
In my rugby Cshirt Fsigned by Justin CHayward
FI will rule the Cworld playing GRisk.G7  
CI was born with a Ftwelve string acGoustic in Cmy mouthF  
CMidwife fixed Fsprings to the Gsoles of my Cfeet
And now I'm a Ctrog Fand I've got mad Csideys
FAnd my gait is Cstrange - so they Gsay.G7  
CAnd when I Bbswear it's in a Fmellow wayG7  
CSwiss Army Bbknife and Fevery shade of HumCbrol
To Point of BbAyr I like to Fget awayG7  
CAnd in my Bbdreams I Ftake a beautiful Cgirl.
C  F G  C  F G  C  F G  C  F G  C

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I Trog

by Half Man Half Biscuit

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

C F G C F G C

C F G C F

Girlfriend's said that she no longer likes me

C F G C

Reckon I know why she thinks this way:

C F C

It's 'cos I'm a trog, and I've got mad sideys

F C G G7

And my gait is strange - so they say.

C F G C F

Some blokes don't neatly stencil their flight case

C F G C

And some blokes don't take apart valve amps for fun

C F C

But when you're a trog and you've got mad sideys

F C G G7

And your gait is strange - so they say.

C Bb F G7

And when I swear it's in a mellow way

C Bb F C

Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol

Bb F G7

To Point of Ayr I like to get away

C Bb F C

And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl.

C F G C F G C

C F G C F

Got my weed and I've got my Sven Hassel

C F G C

Omni stacked tenfold under the bed

C F C

In my rugby shirt signed by Justin Hayward

F C G G7

I will rule the world playing Risk.

C F G C F

I was born with a twelve string acoustic in my mouth

C F G C

Midwife fixed springs to the soles of my feet

C F C

And now I'm a trog and I've got mad sideys

F C G G7

And my gait is strange - so they say.

C Bb F G7

And when I swear it's in a mellow way

C Bb F C

Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol

Bb F G7

To Point of Ayr I like to get away

C Bb F C

And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl.

C F G C F G C F G C F G C

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