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Mayonnaise
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Intro
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C     E     Am
Dm    Fm
Verse 
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CYou're everything to me my Emayonnaise
been walking round for daAmys 
past the shelf where i saw you DmlastFm  
Cnothing can fill the hole you left in Eme
not even salad Amcream makes me happy in my DmbellyFm  
Chorus
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AmPeople said it was wGrong 
Awhen i rubbed you all over my foGotlong
Fbut i love you my mayonnGaise
Verse
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Ci took you to the park that Eday
i held you in my Amarms
so you dont break on the ground and Dmfeed the birds passing Fmby
Cand then i took you to my Emum
she said your no son of Ammine
you've impregnated DmmayonnaisFme
Chorus
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AmPeople said it was wGrong 
Awhen i rubbed you all over my foGotlong
Fbut i love you
I truly LGove you my mayonnaise
(Guitar 1 plays the verse chords whilst Guitar 2 improvises in the key of Am)
Chorus
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AmPeople said it was wGrong 
Awhen i rubbed you all over my foGotlong
Fbut i love you
I truly LGove you my mayonnaise

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The Bon-Bons - Mayonnaise

by Misc Unsigned Bands

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Mayonnaise

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Intro

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C E Am

Dm Fm

Verse

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C E

You're everything to me my mayonnaise

been walking round for days

Dm Fm

past the shelf where i saw you last

C E

nothing can fill the hole you left in me

Am Dm Fm

not even salad cream makes me happy in my belly

Chorus

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Am G

People said it was wrong

A G

when i rubbed you all over my footlong

F G

but i love you my mayonnaise

Verse

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C E

i took you to the park that day

i held you in my arms

Dm Fm

so you dont break on the ground and feed the birds passing by

C E

and then i took you to my mum

she said your no son of mine

Dm Fm

you've impregnated mayonnaise

Chorus

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Am G

People said it was wrong

A G

when i rubbed you all over my footlong

but i love you

I truly Love you my mayonnaise

(Guitar 1 plays the verse chords whilst Guitar 2 improvises in the key of Am)

Chorus

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Am G

People said it was wrong

A G

when i rubbed you all over my footlong

but i love you

I truly Love you my mayonnaise

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