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The Absolute Worst

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Man Overboard - The Absolute Worst
Downtune by half a step.
  D    Em    Bm    Gx2
I got a Dfunny feeling no ones ever put you in your Bmplace
Or spit the bullshit Gright back in your Dface
You never had an ounce of promise within you
Every Bmword you says a lie so Gplease don't continue
You bitch
DI'm Emtoo Bmgood for Gsomeone like you DanyEmwayBm  G  
Because Dgirls like you are the absolute worst
I Bmreally tried to like you but you Gmessed it up first
Because Dgirls like you are as bad as they come
BmGo crawl back to wherGever you came from
  D    Em    Bm    Gx2
And your Dcute little boyfriend he can catch words Bmtoo
I really just gotta Ghate him for loving Dyou
If what he wants is a fight then alright
You were Bmtough on the phone but you went Gsoft for the night
You bitch
DI'm Emtoo Bmgood for Gsomeone like you DanyEmwayBm  G  
(Don't make me say it again)
Because Dkids like you are the absolute worst,
I Bmreally tried to like you but you Gmessed it up first,
Because Dkids like you are as bad as they come,
BmGo crawl back to wherGever you came from
  D    Em    Bm    Gx2
Yeah!
  D    Em    Bm    Gx2
Because Dgirls like you are the absolute worst
I Bmreally tried to like you but you Gmessed it up first
Because Dgirls like you are as bad as they come
BmGo crawl back to wherGever you came from
Because Dguys like you are the absolute worst,
I Bmreally tried to like you but you Gmessed it up first,
Because Dguys like you are as bad as they come,
BmGo crawl back to wherGever you came from 
And if you're too lazy to change your guitar from the standard tune, replace:
   D=>  Eb  
  Em=>  Fm  
  Bm=>  Cm  
   G=>  G#  

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The Absolute Worst

by Man Overboard

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Man Overboard - The Absolute Worst

Downtune by half a step.

D Em Bm G

D Bm

I got a funny feeling no ones ever put you in your place

G D

Or spit the bullshit right back in your face

You never had an ounce of promise within you

Bm G

Every word you says a lie so please don't continue

You bitch

D Em Bm G D Em Bm G

I'm too good for someone like you anyway

Because girls like you are the absolute worst

Bm G

I really tried to like you but you messed it up first

Because girls like you are as bad as they come

Bm G

Go crawl back to wherever you came from

D Em Bm G

D Bm

And your cute little boyfriend he can catch words too

G D

I really just gotta hate him for loving you

If what he wants is a fight then alright

Bm G

You were tough on the phone but you went soft for the night

You bitch

D Em Bm G D Em Bm G

I'm too good for someone like you anyway

(Don't make me say it again)

Because kids like you are the absolute worst,

Bm G

I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,

Because kids like you are as bad as they come,

Bm G

Go crawl back to wherever you came from

D Em Bm G

Yeah!

D Em Bm G

Because girls like you are the absolute worst

Bm G

I really tried to like you but you messed it up first

Because girls like you are as bad as they come

Bm G

Go crawl back to wherever you came from

Because guys like you are the absolute worst,

Bm G

I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,

Because guys like you are as bad as they come,

Bm G

Go crawl back to wherever you came from

And if you're too lazy to change your guitar from the standard tune, replace:

D Eb

Em Fm

Bm Cm

G G#

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