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WoodyAllen Jesus/ Tim Minchin
JeAsus was a Jewish philosopher
EHad a lot of nice ideas
F#mAbout our existential fears
A/C#Much admired by his peers
SDhort and Jewish and quite politEicalF#m  C#m  
ODften hesitant and very analyEticalF#m  E  
PraAise be Dto JesuEsA  
PraiAse be Dto Woody EAllen JesusF#m  
C#mWoody AllDen JesuEs!A  E  
AJesus was a great entertainer
DEoing cool tricks all of the time
TF#murning water into wine
A/C#Making stormy weather fine
EvDen now his stunts coEnfound usF#m  C#m  
DKinda did what Darren BroEwn doesF#m  E  
PAraise be Dto JesusE  A  
PrAaise be Dto magic EWoody Allen JesusF#m  
MaC#mgic WoodDy Allen Jesus!E  A  F  
JBbesus died but then came back to life
SEbo the Holy Bible sFaid
KGminda like in Dawn of the Dead
LBb/Dike a film by Simon Pegg
TrEby that these days, you'd be Fin troubleGm  Dm  
GeEbeks would try to smack you Fwith a shovelGm  F  
PrBbaise bEbe to JeFsusBb  
PBbraise bEbe to MaFgic Woody Allen Zombie
JesGmus
MDmagic WoodEby Allen Zombie JeFsus!Bb  F  
JBbesus ascended into Heaven
HFe was an incredible guy
YDmou don't often find fellas that fly
Disappear right into the skyEb  
AEbnd only once did he use thiFs abilityGm  Dm  
With grEbeat power comes great responFsibilityGm  F  
PBbraise Ebbe to JeFsusBb  
PrBbaise bEbe to MagiFc Woody Allen Zombie
Superman JesusGm  
JesuGs!G/B  
CJesus' mother gave birth to him
WGithout having sex with a dude
NoAm, she would never be that rude
NEmever even be nude with a dude
BreFeding without the opposite geGnder isAm  Em  
ComFmonly known as parthenogenesGisAm  Em  
OtFher animals that don't need males
InF/Gclude a lot of lizards and various snails
PCraise be Fto JesusG  C  
PrCaise be Fto Magic WGoody Allen Zombie
Superman Komodo Dragon JesusAm  
FJeGsus!
JAmesus can communicate with the deceased
Am/GLike Psychic Sally
JFmaj7esus lives forever, which is pretty odd
BuGt not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood
JBbmesus is in more than one place at a time
LBbm/G#ike an electron or Schrodinger's feline
F#maj7Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle
HBbm/G#e was as handy as an amphibious vehicle
JBbmesus had bare feet, long haBbm/G#ir, and a beardF#maj7  
Bbm/FBut I'm not saying it's me
F#maj7I'm not saying that I am JeG#6sus
F#maj7I'm not saying that I am JeG#6sus
AI am Jesus!
DPraise be Gto JesusA  D  
DPraise be Gto Woody AAllen JesusBm  
F#mWoody Allen JesusG!A  
DPraise be Gto Magic AWoody Allen Zombie Superman Komodo Dragon
Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft ‘Me’
JDesus!
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