Tuning: Standard EADGBe
5.) Story Of A Lonely Guy
17.) Fuck A Dog
Key: C
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
C- x32010
Dm- xx0231
Am- x02210
F- 133211
C/E- 032xxx or Em- 022000
G- 320003
Intro:
C(hold) x2
Guitar 2:
e|-3---3---1---1---0---0---1---1---|
B|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------| x2
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
Part 2: C--Dm--Am--F x4
Guitar 2:
e|-3---3---1---1---0---0---1---1---|
B|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------| x4
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
Guitar 3: will enter at 3rd time
e|---------------|-----------------|
B|---------------|-----------------|
G|---------------|-----------------|
D|-------3-----2-|-----0-------0---| x2
A|-3-3-3---3-3---|-3-3---3-3-3---3-|
E|---------------|-----------------|
x3
C--Am-F x2
Guitar 2:
e|-0--1--0-----0--1--0--------0--1--0-----0--1----|
B|----------1-----------1--3-----------1--------1-|
G|------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------|
Verse 1:
CEverything has Amfallen to Fpieces
CEarth is dying Amhelp me FJesus
CWe need guidance Amwe've been Fmisled
CYoung and hostile Ambut not sFtupid
Mark:
G|--Am-9---|---G7---|--F-5-|
D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---|
A|-------|-------|-----|
E|-------|-------|-----|
Verse 2:
CCorporate leaders AmpoliFticians
CKids can't vote aAmdults eFlect them
CMoms that rule the sAmchool and Fworkplace
CSigns that caution Amsixteen's Funsafe
Mark:
G|--Am-9---|---G7---|--F-5-|
D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---|
A|-------|-------|-----|
E|-------|-------|-----|
Chorus:
We really C/Eneed Fto Csee this Gthrough
We never C/Ewan-Fted to Cbe aGbused
We'll never Amgive Fup iCt's no Guse
Am F(hold)
If we're fucked up you're to blame
Verse 2:
CLet this trainwreck Amburn more sFlowly
CKids are victims Amin this sFtory
CDrowned our youth with Amuseless Fwarnings
CTeenage rules: they're Amfucked and Fboring
Mark:
G|--Am-9---|---G7---|--F-5-|
D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---|
A|-------|-------|-----|
E|-------|-------|-----|
Interlude:
Mark:
G|-------C----------|---Am------|----F-----|
D|-----------------|---------|---------|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-0-0-0-0-|---------| x2
E|-----------------|---------|-1-1-1-1-|
Interlude:
CEverything has Amfallen to Fpieces
CEverything has Amfallen to Fpieces
C(all the way)
Everything has fallen to piece
Outro:
C--Dm--Am--F x2
Guitar 3:
e|---------------|-----------------|
B|---------------|-----------------|
G|---------------|-----------------|
D|-------3-----2-|-----0-------0---| x2
A|-3-3-3---3-3---|-3-3---3-3-3---3-|
E|---------------|-----------------|
x3
Guitar 2:
e|-3---3---1---1---0---0---1---1---|
B|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------| x2
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A- x02220
Bm- x24432
D- xx0232
E- 022100
F#m- 244222
Intro:
AJosie
BmYou're my Dsource
of Emost frustration
AForget Bmwhen I
DDon't meet Eexpectations
AEverything you
Bmwished came true
DIn the end we
Eall blamed you
AEven though as
Bmthey all know
DYou weren't the only
E(hold)
one, two, three, four...
Interlude: A--Bm--D--E-- x2
Guitar 2:
e|---------------------|------------------|
B|---------------------|------------------|
G|---------------------|------------7-7-7-|
D|---------------------|------------7-7-7-|
A|---4---7-4---5---5-4-|---4---7-4--7-7-7-|
E|-5---5-----5---5-----|-5---5------0-0-0-|
x3
Verse 1:
AWhy do you still
keep it aDround
brings me F#mdown
I'm hating EeveryAthing
And I Aknow that
you dated other Dguys
But I gotta wonder F#mwhy
You'd leave it Eout for Ame
Verse 2:
AWhy am I still
hanging aDround
brings me F#mdown
I'm hating EeveryAthing
And you Aare getting
rides home in his Dcar
his front F#myard
I'm hating EeveryAthing
Chorus:
Please don't Dremind me
Put your past beAhind me
it Eblinds me
this would Dend
And I am Dnot fine
saw you Aonline
used to Ebe mine
just preDtend
Verse 3:
AAnd if we can have another Dday
I've got so much left to F#msay
I'd tell you EeveryAthing
And I'll Alaugh when I
think about the Dpast
When I see you after F#mclass
You're hating EeveryAthing
Bridge:
F#mNa na na na Dna
na na na Ana
na na na Ena
F#mNa na na na Dna
na na na Ana
na na na Ena
F#mNa na na na Dna
na na na Ana
na na na Ena
F#mNa na na na Dna
na na na Ana
na na na Ena
Outro:
F#m D(hold)
Na na na na na
Key: C
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
C- x32010
Dm- xx0231
Am- x02210
F- 133211
G- 320003
Em- 022000
G/B- x2x003
Intro: C--Dm--F--G-- x2
Guitar 2:
e--0----------------------------------|
B---11111111-31111111-311111111-31110-|
G-------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------|x2
A-------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------|
e-------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------|
G---------------5---------------------|
D---------------5----Let Ring---------|
A---------------3---------------------|
E-------------------------------------|
Verse 1:
CIn the car I just can't wait
Gto pick you up on
our Fvery first date
CIs it cool if I hold your hand?
GIs it wrong if I Fthink
CDo you like my stupid hair?
GWould you guess that I
Fdidn't know what to wear?
CI'm too scared of
GYou make me nervous
so I Freally can't eat
Chorus:
CLet's go G/Bdon't wait Amthis
night's Falmost Gover
CHonest G/Blet's make Amthis
night Flast forGever
CForever G/Band ever Amlet's
make this Flast forGever
CForever G/Band ever Amlet's
make this Flast forGever
Verse 2:
CWhen you smile
GI'm not worthy for a
Fminute of your time
CI really wish it was
GI'm jealous of
everyFbody in the room
CPlease don't look at
GPlease don't hint that
you're Fcapable of lies
CI dread the thought of
GA target that i'm
Fprobably gonna miss
Interlude: C--Em--F--G-- x6
Guitar 2: Wil lenter at 3rd time
e|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|-5-5-9-9-5--9-9-5--10-10-5--7-7-7-7-|
D|-x-x-x-x-x--x-x-x---x--x-x--x-x-x-x-| x4
A|-3-3-7-7-3--7-7-3---8--8-3--5-5-5-5-|
E|------------------------------------|
Outro:
CForever G/Band ever Amlet's
make this Flast forGever
CForever G/Band ever Amlet's
F G C(hold)
make this last forever
Key: B
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
B- x24442
F#- 244322
G#m- 466444
E- 022100
Verse 1:
It's Christmas BEve and I've
only wrapped F#two fucking presents
Christmas BEve and I've only
wrapped F#two fucking presents
And I G#mhate hate hate your guts
I Ehate hate hate your guts
And BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain
BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain
BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain
BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain
I'll never F#talk to you again
Verse 2:
It's Labor Bday and my Grandpa
just ate F#seven fucking hotdogs
Labor Bday and my grandpa
just ate F#seven fucking hotdogs
And he G#mshit shit shits his pants
He's Ealways fucking
And BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain
BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain
BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain
BI'll never F#talk to you aEgain
F# B B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again
5.) Story Of A Lonely Guy
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A- x02220
Bm- x24432
A/C#- x476xx or x4222x
C#m- x46654
D- xx0232
F#m- 244222
E- 022100
E/G#- 476xxx
Intro: A--E--F#m--D-- x2
Tom:
e|-0--5--7--0--5--7--5-|
B|---------------------|
G|---------------------|
D|---------------------| x2
A|---------------------|
E|---------------------|
Mark:
G|----A-9---|----E-9---|---F#m--6---|-----2-D--4---6---|
D|-7-7---7-|-9-9---9-|-4-4---4-|-0-0---0---0---0-|
A|---------|---------|---------|-----------------| x2
E|---------|---------|---------|-----------------|
x2 x2 x2
Verse 1:
APush it Bmout
fake a sC#mmile
Avert diDsaster
just in Atime
I need a Bmdrink
Cause in a C#mwhile
Worthless Danswers from
friends of Amine
It's dumb to Bmask
cool to igC#mnore
girls posDsess me but
they're never Amine
I made my Bmentrance
avoided C#mhazards
Checked my Dengine
Refrain 1:
A/C#da da Dda da
Ada da Eda da da
A/C#da da Dda da Ada
da Eda da da
Chorus 1:
AShe makes me Efeel like
it's F#mraining outDside
AAnd when the sEtorm's gone
I'm all F#mtorn up inDside
AI'm always Enervous on F#mdays
like this Dlike the prom
AI get too sEcared to move
cause F#mI'm a fucking Dboy
Verse 2:
ARemember Bmwhen I was C#min
The grocery sDtore
now's my Atime
Lost the Bmwords
lost the C#mnerve
Lost the Dgirl
left the Aline
I would Bmwish
upon a sC#mtar
But that sDtar
it doesn't Ashine
So read my Bmbook
with a boring C#mending
A short sDtory
Refrain 2:
A/C#da da Dda da
Ada da Eda da da
A/C#da da Dda da Ada
da Eda da da
Interlude: A/C#--Bm--E-- x2, A/C#--D--E--A-E/G#-A/C#--Bm--
Bridge:
Ada da Eda da F#mda
da Dda da da
Chorus 2:
AShe makes me Efeel like
it's F#mraining outDside
AAnd when the sEtorm's gone
I'm all F#mtorn up inDside
AI'm always Enervous on F#mdays
like this Dlike the prom
AI get too sEcared to move
cause F#mI'm still just a
D A(hold)
stupid worthless boy!!!
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A- x02220
E- 022100
F#m- 244222
D- xx0232
C#m- x46654
Intro: A--D--E-- x2, A
Tom:
e|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|
D|-------------------------| x4
A|-------7-7-7-5-5-5-4-4-4-|
E|-5-5-5-------------------|
verse 1:
AHanging out behind the
DActing stupid getting
Edrunk with my best friends
AI couldn´t wait for the
DI remember it´s the fEirst
Interlude: A--D--E-- x2
verse 2:
AShe´s getting kicked out of
DI´m kind of nervous cause I
Ethink all her friends hate me
AShe´s the one she´ll
DShe took my hand and
that Emade it I swear
Chorus:
Because I Afell in love with
the F#mgirl at the Drock show
AShe said "What" and I
F#mtold her that I Ddidn´t know
AShe´s so cool I´m gonna
F#msneak in through her Dwindow
EEverything´s better
when Dshe´s around
I Ecan´t wait til her
parents go Dout of town
I Efell in love with the
Dgirl at the C#mrock show
Interlude: A--D--E-- x2
verse 3
AWhen we said were
DI remember the Elook
ASeventeen without a
DWe don´t owe anyone a
Efucking explanation
Bridge:
F#mBlack and white picture
Dof her on my wall
I waited Afor her call
She always Ekept me waiting
F#mAnd if I ever got
aDnother chance
I´d still ask Aher to dance
Because she Ekept me Dwaiting
Tom:
e|---------------------------------|
B|-2---2---2---3---2---2---2---3---|
G|---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-|
D|---------------------------------| x2
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
Mark:
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-9-9-9-9-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-0-2-4-0-0-0-0-0---------|
E|---------------------------------------0-0-0-0-|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------2-2-0-0-|
A|-9-9-9-9-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-0-2-4-0-0-0-0-0---------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|
Outro:
AI´ll never DforEget tonight
Key: D
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
D- xx0232
A/C#- x476xx or x422xx
Bm- x24432
A- x02220
G- 320033
F#m- 244222
Intro:
Tom: x2
e|--------D---------|-------A/C#----------|-------Bm----------|------A-----------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-------------0---|-----------------|
D|---0---7---0-4-0-|---0---7---0-4-0-|---0---4---0---0-|---2---4-5-4-2-0-|
A|-5---5---5-------|-4---4---5-------|-2---2---2-------|-0---0-----------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
Verse 1:
Dit's hard to wake Bmup
been pulled Ashut
DI'm ripe with things to Bmsay
the words rot and fall aAway
Chorus:
GSo here's your hoF#mliday
Hope you enGjoy it this time
You gave it all aF#mway
It was Gmine
So when you're dead and F#mgone
Will you reGmember this night?
Twenty years now F#mlost
Verse 2:
DTheir anger hurts my Bmears
Been running strong for seven Ayears
DI see them every Bmday
We get along so why can't Athey?
Interlude: D--A--G--A x4, G--F#m x2
Outro:
It's not Gright
It's not F#mright
It's not GrightF#m
G--F#m--G--F#m
(Repeat until fade)
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A/C#- x476xx
D- xx0232
A- x02220
E- 022100
Bm- x24432
Intro: A/C#--D--A--
Guitar 2:
e|-----------------|
B|-2---2-3-2-------|
G|---2-------2---2-|
D|-------------2---| x2
A|-----------------|
E|-----------------|
Chorus:
ABreathing deeply
DFinding strength to
Bmcall and Dask her
ARoller coaster
DLet me kiss you
Bmone last Dtime
Interlude: A---E--D-- x2
Guitar 2:
e|-----------------|
B|-2---2-3-2-------|
G|---2-------2---2-|
D|-------------2---| x8
A|-----------------|
E|-----------------|
Verse 1:
ALeave me sDtanding here
BmAct like I'm Dnot around
The Acoast will
probably Dnever clear
BmCan I please
Dgo home now?
I Ahad that dream
Dabout Bmyou againD
Where I Await outsideD
until you Bmlet me inD
Interlude: A---E--D--
Guitar 2:
e|-----------------|
B|-2---2-3-2-------|
G|---2-------2---2-|
D|-------------2---| x4
A|-----------------|
E|-----------------|
Verse 2:
ALay beDside me Bmand
listen Dat the wall
We'll Akeep on Dlying
Bmuntil the
Dsummer comes
I Ahad that dreamD
about Bmyou againD
Adrive my carD
Bmfucking cliffD
Bridge: Bass lines
A---E--D x6
Verse 3:
AMake me Dpromise Bmthat
I will Dnever tell
All AI reDmember is Bmthe
way her Dbedroom smelled
I Ahad that dreamD
about Bmyou againD
Where I Await outsideD
until you Bmlet me inD
Outro:
GoodA/C#nightD
A(hold)
Goodnight
Key: B
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
B- x24442
E- 022100
G#m- 466444
F#- 244322
Intro:
BOn on and on
reckless abandon
Esomethings wrong this
is gonna shock them
G#Nothing to F#hold on to we'll
Euse this song to lead you on
Interlude: B--E--G#m--F# x4
Guitar:
e|------------|--------------|
B|-4-----7--5-|-4--4-5-------|
G|----4-------|---------6--6-|
D|------------|--------------| x2
A|------------|--------------|
E|------------|--------------|
x3
Verse 1:
BI learned alot today
not sure if I'll get laid
F#not sure if I'll fail or pass
kissed every girl in class
Beverybody would waste it all
to have a summer that they could call
F#a memory thats full of fun
fucked up when it's all done
Chorus:
BOn on and on
reckless abandon
Esomethings wrong this
is gonna shock them
G#mNothing to F#hold on to we'll
Euse this song to lead you on
and G#mbreak the truth
with F#more bad news we
Eleft a scar size extra large
(Repeat Interlude)
Verse 2:
BSip a drink of the alcohol
end up kneeling in bathroom stalls
F#eyes are red my movements slow
to high got vertigo
Bhe took a shit in the bathroom tub
and fed the dog the brownie drug
F#tried hard to not get cought
He fucked a chick in a parking lot
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge: B--E--G#m--F#-- x4
Verse 3:
BBreak a window and bust a wall
Making fun of your friend's mom
F#Turn the music up way to loud
Charge the pizza to the house
BEverybody would waste it all
To have a summer that they could call
F#Memory that's full of fun
Fucked Up When It's all done
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro: B
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10.) Everytime I Look For You
Key: B
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
B- x24442
C#m- x46654
E- 022100
F#- 244322
G#m- 466444
Intro: B--
Verse 1:
BI never found out
why you left him
C#mBut this answer
Ebegs that question
BToo blind to
see tomorrow
C#mtoo broke To
Ebeg or borrow
BYoung and Stupid
C#mLeft wide Eopen
Bhearts are wasted
C#mLives are Ebroken
Interlude: B--F#--E--C#m-- x2
Guitar 2:
e|-----------------------|
B|-4--5-4--5-4--5-4--2-4-|
G|-----------------------|
D|-----------------------| x2
A|-----------------------|
E|-----------------------|
Verse 2:
BOne more point
of contention
C#mI need some
Eintervention
BApproached with
vague intentions
C#mBetray my
Eshort attention
sBpan The distance
C#mbridge the Eborder
Bbeg forgiveness
C#mround the cEorner
Chorus 1:
G#mEverytime I look for
you the Esun goes Bdown
G#mAnd I stumble when this
whole thing Eruns aBground
I G#mleft another message
You are Enever aBround
But G#meverytime I look for
you the Esun goes Bdown
EOnce more Will the last
one out please shut the door
(Repeat Interlude)
Verse 2:
BMore time apart
will give you
C#mA few more
Emonths to argue
BIs this to much
to live through
C#mIt always Eseemed
too far to Bdrive
The point home
C#msend more Eletters
Bpray tomorrow
C#mends up Ebetter
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Bridge: B--F#--E x4
Verse 3:
BI never did do F#anything
that she asked
EI never let what happened
stay in the past
BI never did quite
F#understand what she meant
EIn spite of everything
in spite of everything
Chorus 2:
G#mEverytime I look for
you the Esun goes Bdown
G#mAnd I stumble when this
whole thing Eruns aBground
I G#mleft another message
You are Enever aBround
But G#meverytime I look for
you the Esun goes Bdown
G#mAnd I stumble when this
whole thing Eruns aBground
I G#mleft another message
You are Enever aBround
But G#meverytime I look for
E E(hold)
you the sun goes down
_____________________________________
11.) Give Me One Good Reason
Key: E
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
E- 022100
B- x24442
C#m- x46654
E/G#- 476xxx
A- x02220
Intro: E--B x2, C#m--A--C#m--B
Guitar 2:
e|-------E---------|--------B---------|
B|----------------|-----------------|
G|-----1-----1----|-----------------|
D|---2-----2---2--|---4-2---4-2---4-| x2
A|-2-----2--------|-2-----2-----2---|
E|----------------|-----------------|
e|-------C#m----------|-------A----------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|
G|---1-----1-----1-|-----------------|
D|-----2-----2-----|---2-2---2-2---2-|
A|-4-----4-----4---|-0-----0-----0---|
E|-----------------|-----------------|
e|-------C#m----------|-------B----------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|
G|---1-----1-----1-|-----------------|
D|-----2-----2-----|---4-2---4-2---2-|
A|-4-----4-----4---|-2-----2-----2---|
E|-----------------|-----------------|
Verse 1:
EMom and dad they Bquite
don't understand it
EAll the kids they Blaugh
as if they planned it
C#mWhy do girls want to
Apierce their nose?
C#mAnd walk around in
Btorn pantyhose Oh yeah!
Interlude: E--B x2
Guitar 2:
e|------E--------|------B--------|
B|--------------|--------------|
G|------------1-|--------------|
D|-2-2-2-2-2----|--------1h2-2-| x2
A|-2-2-2-2-2----|--2-2-2-------|
E|-0-0-0-0-0----|--------------|
Verse 2:
EI like the ones who say
they Blisten to the punk rock
EI like the kids who fought
aBgainst how they were brought up
C#mThey hate the trends and
think its Afucked to care
C#mIt's cool when they
piss people Boff
with what they wear Oh yeah!
(Repeat Interlude)
Chorus:
So Egive me E/G#one good Breason
EWhy we E/G#need to Bbe like Athem
EKids will E/G#have fun and Boffend
EThey don't E/G#want to
and Bdon't fit Ain
(Repeat Intro)
Verse 3:
EHate the jocks the preps
the Bhippy-fuckin-scumbags
EHeavy metalers with their
Bawful pussy hair bands
C#mCounting seconds until
Awe can get away
C#mDitching school almost
Bevery single day Oh yeah!
(Repeat Interlude twice)
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge: C#m--A--C#m--B--C#m--A--C#m--B-A-E(hold)
Guitar 2:
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--9--9--9--11--11--11--13--13--|
--x--x--x---x---x---x---x---x--|
--7--7--7---9---9---9--11--11--|
-------------------------------|
E E E EQ E EEE E E E E E E
------------------------------|--------------------------|
------------------------------|--------------------------|
--13--14--14--14--13----9--9--|--9--9--9--4--4--4--4--4--|
---x---x---x---x---x----x--x--|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--|
--11--12--12--12--11----7--7--|--7--7--7--2--2--2--2--2--|
------------------------------|--------------------------|
--E---E---E---E---E---E---E---E---|E---E---E----E----E----E----E--E-------|
--------------------------|-------------------------------|
--9--9--9--4--4--4--4--4--|--9--9--9--11--11--11--13--13--|
--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--|--x--x--x---x---x---x---x---x--|
--7--7--7--2--2--2--2--2--|--7--7--7---9---9---9--11--11--|
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E E E EQ Q E E E E ES S E E
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(Repeat Chorus)
Outro: E(hold)
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12.) Shut Up
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A- x02220
C#m- x46654
D- xx0232
E- 022100
Bm- x24432
Intro: A, A--C#m-D x4
Guitar 2:
e|---A--0---|---C#m--0---|----D-0---|
B|---------|---------|---------|
G|---2---2-|---2---2-|---2---2-|
D|---------|---------|-0-------| x4
A|-0-------|-4-------|---------|
E|---------|---------|---------|
x2
Verse 1:
Shut the Afuck up she said
I'm C#mgoing fucking Ddeaf
You're always Atoo loud
Everything's C#mtoo loudD
Now that Aall my friends left
This C#mplace is fucking Ddead
I wanna Amove out
When can we C#mmove out?
This Dshit has got to sAtopC#m
DI'll run aAwayC#m D A C#m D
Verse 2:
Get the Afuck up she said
Your C#mlife is meaningDless
It's going Anowhere
You're going C#mnowhereD
You're just a Afuck up she said
I'll C#mlive alone insDtead
She said: "You Adon't care"
I know I C#mdon't careD
Chorus:
I'll Dnever ask perAmission from you
DFuck off I'm not Alistening to you
BmI'm not coming Dhome
I'm never Bmgoing to come back Dhome
Verse 3:
I got too Afucked up again
And C#mpassed out on the Dplane
Tried to forAget you
I can't C#mforget youD
No sAleep on this flight
I'll C#mthink about the Dnights
We had to Aget through
How did we C#mget through?D
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
I'll run aEwayC#m A E C#m A
EI think it's C#mtime
that AI should leave
EI think it's C#mtime
that AI should leave
EI think it's C#mtime
that AI should leave
EI think it's C#mtime
that AI should leave
Bridge: A--C#m-D x4
Guitar 2: x2
e|-----------A--------------|-----C#m--------|------D-------|
B|-------------------------|-------------|-------------|
G|-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-|-13-13-13-13-|-11-11-11-11-|
D|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|
A|-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-|-11-11-11-11-|--9--9--9--9-|
E|-------------------------|-------------|-------------|
e|-----------A--------------|-----C#m--------|------D-------|
B|-------------------------|-------------|-------------|
G|-18-18-18-18-18-18-18-18-|-16-16-16-16-|-14-14-14-14-|
D|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|
A|-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-|-14-14-14-14-|-12-12-12-12-|
E|-------------------------|-------------|-------------|
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro:
I runaAway
I think it's C#mtime
for Dme to leave
(Repeat x4)
End on A(hold)
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13.) Please Take Me Home
Key: B
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
B- x24442
C#m- x46654
G#m- 466444
E- 022100
F#- 244322
F#/Bb- x143xx
B/Eb- x698xx
C#m7- x424xx
B2- x214xx
Intro: B--
Verse 1:
BOh no it C#mhappened aG#mgainE
BShe's cool she's
C#mhot she's my G#mfriendE
BI'd drive for C#mhours it's G#msoE
BYou leave me C#mnowhere to G#mgoE
Refrain:
EShe's unstoppable
BUnpredictable
G#mI'm so jaded
F#Calculated
EWrongF#/Bb
Chorus:
BPlease take F#/Bbme home
G#mToo late Eit's gone
BI bet F#/Bbyou're sad
G#mThis is the Ebest
time we ever had
Verse 2:
BI hope C#mhope that it G#mlastE
BGive in C#mforget the G#mpastE
BBe strong when C#mthings fall aG#mpartE
BHonest C#mthis breaks my G#mheartE
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus twice)
Interlude: B--C#m7--B2--E x2
Bridge:
BWhy did we C#m7have to go B2date?E
BIt's too easy C#m7to compliB2cateE
BBe strong when C#mthings fall apart
B/Eb(Be strong when Ethings fall apart)
BHonest, C#mthis breaks my B/Ebheart
(I'ts so Ehard) let's go!!!
Interlude: B--F#/Bb--B/Eb--E x2, B--F#/Bb--G#m--E x2, F#--
(Repeat Chorus)
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14.) Don't Tell Me It's Over
Key: C
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
C- x32010
G- 320003
F- 133211
Am- x02210
Verse 1:
CI hear the phone it
rings so GviolentFly
CCan't leave my room
cant breath since
Gshe left Fme
CI will admit I hate
those Gthings i Fsaid
CGirls always cry guys
will never adGmit they Fdid
Refrain:
CHold on Ghold onF
Chold on Ghold onF
Chorus:
CDont tell me that it's over
GI'm not used to Fthis temptation
CAnd when you come back running
GThere's no use for Fexplanation
CI think things are too hurtful
GEven with my Fexpert knowledge
CMost girls do mean trouble
Gbecause they are Frarely honest
Interlude: C--F-G x2
Guitar 2:
e|-----------------|
B|-----------------|
G|-----------------|
D|---2---2----2----| x4
A|-3---3---3-----3-|
E|-----------------|
Verse 2:
CWhat's with the jokes
all the rouGtines they Fplay
SCcrewing with my head
never quitting till
they Gget their Fway
CGuys like to run chicks
love to Gyell you Fsee
CGuys hate to fight
girls think it's GtheraFpy
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)
(Repeat Interlude)
Breakdown: C--G-Am-F x2
Bridge:
CHold on Ghold onAm F
Chold on Ghold onAm F
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Outro:
C(hold)
Dont tell me
that it's over
I'm not used to
this temptation
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15.) Time To Break Up
Key: C#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
C#- x46664
G#- 466544
Bbm- x13321
F#- 244322
Fm- 133111
C#/F- 143xxx
Ebm- x68876
Intro:
Part 1:
G#-F#-Fm-G#
Part 2:
C#--G#-F#-G# x2
Guitar 2: x means palm mute
e|-------C#---------|-------G#---------|---F#-----|---G#-----|
B|----------------|----------------|--------|--------|
G|----------------|----------------|--------|--------|
D|-----3-3-1-1----|-----3-3-1-1----|-4--x-x-|-6--x-x-| x2
A|-4-4----------4-|--------------4-|-4--x-x-|-6--x-x-|
E|----------------|-4-4------------|-2--x-x-|-4--x-x-|
x2
Verse 1:
C#I guess it's
only the men
G#Who get fucked
F#now and again
C#We take our chicks
to the mall
G#We wait in
F#parking stalls
C#And when we come
home too late
G#She's pissed that
F#she had to wait
C#And my excuse
not to call
G#It never F#worked
at all
Chorus:
C#Time to wake up
C#/FWhere's your daughter?
F#Hurts to break up
G#She was stronger
C#All my friends say
C#/FPlease don't love her
F#What did I gain?
G#Now I miss her so
(Repeat Intro Part 2)
Verse 2:
C#I used to hate
the lipstick
G#It stained and
F#tasted so sick
C#The panty hose
and the bra
G#She threw on
F#my guitar
C#Shit Fuck I
made a mistake
G#I thought I
F#needed a break
C#The truth is I'm
such a dick
G#It's broke and
F#can't be fixed
(Repeat Chorus)
Breakdown: Bbm--F#--C#--G#--
Guitar 2:
G#e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|-----------------|---3---3---3---3-|-----------------|
A|---4---4---4---4-|---4---4---4---4-|-4---4---4---4---|---6---6---6---6-|
E|-6---6---6---6---|-2---2---2---2---|-----------------|-4---4---4---4---|
Bridge:
BbmIf you want to call it a
F#heart ache (a heart ache)
Then I sure reC#gret
those things I G#miss her
BbmIf you want the pain
to F#go away (to go away)
Better suck up your
C#pride admit you G#lost her
Let her C#go (let her go)
move G#on (move on)
let her C#go (let her go)
move G#on (move on)
let her C#go (let her go)G# Fm Ebm
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro:
C#Move G#on
(move on)
let her C#go
(let her go)
Move G#on
(move on)
let her C#go
(let her go)
Move G#on
(move on
let her C#go
(let her go)
Move G#on
(move on
C#(hold)
let her go
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16.) What Went Wrong
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords:
A- x02220
F#m- 244222
E- 022100
D- xx0232
Bm- x24432
Intro:
e-------------|
B-------------|
G-----4---2*--|
D-2-----------|
A-------------| x4
E-------------|
A--F#m-D x4
Verse 1:
AI'm sick of always F#mhearing
All those Esad songs on the radiDo
AAll day it is F#mthere to remind
An over-Esensitive guy that he's
Dlost and alone yeah
Interlude:
e-------------|
B-------------|
G-----4---2*--|
D-2-----------|
A-------------| x4
E-------------|
A--F#m-D x2
Verse 2:
AI hate our favourite F#mrestaurant
Our favourite Emovie our favouDrite show
AWe would stay up F#mall of the night
We would Elaugh and get
high never Danswer the phone
Chorus:
AI can't forEgive
can't forF#mget
Can't give Din
What went Awrong coz
you Esaid this was F#mright
You Dfucked up my life
Interlude:
e-------------|
B-------------|
G-----4---2*--|
D-2-----------|
A-------------| x4
E-------------|
A--F#m-D x4
Verse 3:
AI'm sick of always F#mhearing
Sappy Elove songs on the radiDo
AThis place it's fucking
F#mcursed and it's plagued
And I can Enever escape
when my Dheart it explodes
(Repeat Chorus)
Guitar Solo:
e|-----0F#m-----------|-----0--D---------|
B|-------------2---|-------------2---|
G|---2---2---2---2-|---2---2---2---2-|
D|-----------------|-0-------0-------|
A|-----------------|-----------------|
E|-2-------2-------|-----------------|
x2 x2
e|-----0-A----------|-----0--Bm---------|---------------D-------------------|
B|-------------2---|-------------2---|-----2-----2-----2--2-2--2-2--2-2-|
G|---2---2---2---2-|---2---2---2---2-|---2-----2-----2----2-2--2-2--2-2-|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-0-----0-----0------0-0--0-0--0-0-|
A|-0-------0-------|-2-------2-------|----------------------------------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|----------------------------------|
Clarinet Solo:
e|-F#m----|----D-----|------A--------|
B|-----|---------|------2--3--5-|
G|-2---|-1--2--4-|--2-----------|
D|-----|---------|--------------| x2
A|-----|---------|--------------|
E|-----|---------|--------------|
e|-E--|-D--|
B|-0-|---|
G|---|-2-|
D|---|---|
A|---|---|
E|---|---|
Outro:
I'm Akicking out F#mfiercely at Dthe
World Aaround me, F#mwhat went Dwrong X4
I'm Akicking
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17.) Fuck A Dog
Key: G
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
G- 320033
C- x32010
D- xx0232
e|----G-----|--C---|--D---|
B|---0-----|-----|-----|
G|-------0-|---0-|---2-|
D|-----0---|-----|-0---|
A|---------|-3---|-----|
E|-3-------|-----|-----|
Intro: G--C-D x2
Verse 1:
GI C Dwanna fuck a
Gdog in the ass
CHe Dwants to fuck
a Gdog in the ass
CI Dwanna fuck a GdogC
That's right Dkids
GI C Dtried to fuck
your Gmom in the ass
C DTried to fuck
your Gdad in the ass
CCould Donly find
the Gdog Cand his Dass
Chorus 1:
GWe C Dwanna fuck a
Gdog in the assC
We Dwanna fuck a
Gdog in the ass
CWe Dwanna
fuck a GdogC D
Verse 2:
GI Ctried to Dfuck a fucking
Gpirate in the ass
Argh Cme and me first
mate you Dscurvy cure!G
CTried to Dfuck a fucking
Gpirate Cbut I found the Ddog
Ah that was Gno pirate man
that was thy Cown sister!D
G(hold) C D
It's a mexican pirate
Chorus 2:
GWe C Dwanna fuck a
Gdog in the assC
We Dwanna fuck a
G(hold) G
dog in the ass
CWanna Dfuck a
G(hold)
fucking dog
Outro:
G C D(hold)
Fuck You
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18.) When You Fucked Grandpa
Key: D
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
D- xx0232
A- x02220
G- 320033
Intro:
Uno dos
tres quatros
D--G-A
Verse 1:
When you fucked Dgrandpa
Did he tell you
that he Gloved you?A
Did he Dhold you until
the sun did rise
And Gdid he look
inAto your eyes
And Dask you to
fellate him
And sGtick a finger
Aor two in his ass
Chorus:
GHe seems like
a Atotal asshole
GGrandpa is a Atotal
fucking asshole
GWho would ever want
a Adirty greasy
finger in his ass?
(hold)
He rubs his dick
in broken glass
(Repeat Intro twice)
Verse 2:
When you fucked
Dgrandpa
Did he kiss you
soft and Gtender?A
Did he Dtie your hands
behind your head
And Gwas it on your
Amother's bed? And
(Repeat horus)
Mark Speaks while
singing Chorus
This is fucking
stupid man
I can't believe
you'd have
sex with your
own grandfather
I mean you
guys are related!
What's he gonna do
take out his teeth
and just lay them on
the side of the bed?
Man you like to fuck
him in the butt
and have everyone come in
and watch and masturbate
And cum all over the place
this is stupid I hate you all
I'm not even going to have
sex with my mom tonight man
this is stupid!
A(hold)
I hate you!
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19.) Mother's Day
Key: G
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
Em- 022000
G- 320033
F#- 244322
C- x32010
D- xx0232
Intro: Em--G-F# x2
Verse:
EmFuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'G F#
EmFuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'G F#
Chorus:
Em CIt's mother's GdayD
Em CIt's mother's GdayD
Em CIt's mother's GdayD
Em CIt's mother's GdayD
(Repeat Verse and Chorus)
Outro: Em(hold)