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Colorectal Surgeon

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CWe praise the coloFrectal Gsurgeon
CMisunderstood and Fmuch maliGgned
CSlaving away in the Amheart of Fdarkness
CWorking where the Gsun don't Cshine
CRespect the coloFrectal surGgeon
CIt's a calling Ffew would Gcrave
Lift Cup your hands and Amjoin Fus
CLet's all do the Gfinger Cwave
AmWhen it comes to Fspreading joy
CThere are many Gtechniques
CSome spread joy Fto the world
CAnd others just spread Gcheeks
Some Ammay think the cardioGlogist…
Is Amtheir best Dfriend
                 C         Am  F(strum once)    
But the colorectal surgeon knows... 
He'll Cget you Gin the Cend!
CWhy be a colForectal Gsurgeon?
CIt's one of those myFsterious Gthings.
CIs it because in Amthat prFofession
CThere are always GopenCings?
CWhen I first met a coloFrectal Gsurgeon
CHe did not quite FunderGstand;
CI said, "Hey Amnice to Fmeet you
CBut do you mind? We Gdon't shake Chands."
He Amsailed right through Fmedical school
CBecause he was a Gwhiz
Oh but Amhe never thought of Fpsychology
When hCe read passaGges.
A Amdoctor he Gwanted to be
For Amgolf he loved to Gplay,
                    C        Am  F(strum once)            
But this is not quite what he meant.....
By Ceighteen Gholes Ca day!
CRespect the coloFrectal GSurgeon
CHere and now we'll FRaise a Gglass
CFor the rectal surgeon Amlike the Frectum
CCan tell a liquid Gfrom a Cgas
CWe praise the coloFrectal Gsurgeon
CMisunderstood and Fmuch maliGgned
CSlaving away in the Amheart of Fdarkness
CWorking where the Gsun don't Cshine

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Colorectal Surgeon

by Bowser and Blue

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C F G

We praise the colorectal surgeon

C F G

Misunderstood and much maligned

C Am F

Slaving away in the heart of darkness

C G C

Working where the sun don't shine

C F G

Respect the colorectal surgeon

C F G

It's a calling few would crave

C Am F

Lift up your hands and join us

C G C

Let's all do the finger wave

Am F

When it comes to spreading joy

C G

There are many techniques

C F

Some spread joy to the world

C G

And others just spread cheeks

Am G

Some may think the cardiologist…

Am D

Is their best friend

C Am F

(strum once)

But the colorectal surgeon knows...

C G C

He'll get you in the end!

C F G

Why be a colorectal surgeon?

C F G

It's one of those mysterious things.

C Am F

Is it because in that profession

C G C

There are always openings?

C F G

When I first met a colorectal surgeon

C F G

He did not quite understand;

C Am F

I said, "Hey nice to meet you

C G C

But do you mind? We don't shake hands."

Am F

He sailed right through medical school

C G

Because he was a whiz

Am F

Oh but he never thought of psychology

C G

When he read passages.

Am G

A doctor he wanted to be

Am G

For golf he loved to play,

C Am F

(strum once)

But this is not quite what he meant.....

C G C

By eighteen holes a day!

C F G

Respect the colorectal Surgeon

C F G

Here and now we'll Raise a glass

C Am F

For the rectal surgeon like the rectum

C G C

Can tell a liquid from a gas

C F G

We praise the colorectal surgeon

C F G

Misunderstood and much maligned

C Am F

Slaving away in the heart of darkness

C G C

Working where the sun don't shine

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