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On the EmTV,someone’s Crunning
As the Ghelicopter cam zooms Din
And they Emsuperimpose green Carrows
Google GEarth it to the head of a Dpin
She says Em“There behind the poClice tape
“Seen it Gall with my eyes and Dears
“I was Emtalking to my friend CCharlie
“And then DCharlie disaEmppeared”
EmWelcome, Cwelcome
GCome and have some Dfun
We got Emevery Chinese Ctoy Gunder the Dsun
And Emevery Ponzi Cscheme
That Gever has been Drun
And Emold men with Chard-ons
And DMadmen with Emguns
And I Emheard that you made Cthreats against me Gand my famiDly
And I Emgot me a gun fCrom a kindly Gneighbor laDdy
And EmI made it kCnown that one Gstep in the wrong diDrection
I’ll sEmhoot you in the Cback with Gno hesitDation
EmWelcome, Cwelcome
GCome and have some Dfun
We got Emevery Chinese Ctoy Gunder the Dsun
And Emevery Ponzi Cscheme
That Gever has been Drun
And Emold men with Chard-ons
And DMadmen with Emguns
And Cwho’s doing who
And where’s the fire
And Gwho do you think is Djuicin
And the Crats and the zombies and the alien pigs
Which Gfield should we turn you Dloose in
EmMonkeys in capCtivity
GIkea in the AmCazon
EmWhat’s in your Cwallet
And Dwhich side are you Emon?
EmCan anyone still Cstand up
Or are we Gall just too ground Ddown
EmTryin’ to make it through the day Cwithout your ass gettin’ handed bGack to you in tDown
EmSitting on the Cfreeways and the Gbuses and the Dtrains
EmPraying you can get the Ckids insGide before it Drains
EmWelcome, Cwelcome
GCome and have some Dfun
We got Emevery Chinese Ctoy Gunder the Dsun
And Emevery Ponzi Cscheme
That Gever has been Drun
And Emold men with Chard-ons
And DMadmen with Emguns
EmStadiums, palCladiums
GPrisons second to Dnone
And Emold men with Chard-ons
And DMadmen with Emguns

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Welcome Madmen With Guns

by Dan Bern

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Chords in this song · guitar

Standard tuning, just listen to the song to get the strumming pattern down.

Em C

On the TV,someone’s running

G D

As the helicopter cam zooms in

Em C

And they superimpose green arrows

G D

Google Earth it to the head of a pin

Em C

She says “There behind the police tape

G D

“Seen it all with my eyes and ears

Em C

“I was talking to my friend Charlie

D Em

“And then Charlie disappeared”

Em C

Welcome, welcome

G D

Come and have some fun

Em C G D

We got every Chinese toy under the sun

Em C

And every Ponzi scheme

G D

That ever has been run

Em C

And old men with hard-ons

D Em

And Madmen with guns

Em C G D

And I heard that you made threats against me and my family

Em C G D

And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady

Em C G D

And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction

Em C G D

I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation

Em C

Welcome, welcome

G D

Come and have some fun

Em C G D

We got every Chinese toy under the sun

Em C

And every Ponzi scheme

G D

That ever has been run

Em C

And old men with hard-ons

D Em

And Madmen with guns

And who’s doing who

And where’s the fire

G D

And who do you think is juicin

And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs

G D

Which field should we turn you loose in

Em C

Monkeys in captivity

G C

Ikea in the Amazon

Em C

What’s in your wallet

D Em

And which side are you on?

Em C

Can anyone still stand up

G D

Or are we all just too ground down

Em C G D

Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town

Em C G D

Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains

Em C G D

Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains

Em C

Welcome, welcome

G D

Come and have some fun

Em C G D

We got every Chinese toy under the sun

Em C

And every Ponzi scheme

G D

That ever has been run

Em C

And old men with hard-ons

D Em

And Madmen with guns

Em C

Stadiums, palladiums

G D

Prisons second to none

Em C

And old men with hard-ons

D Em

And Madmen with guns

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