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Stand Up Comedy

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Intro:
F#Love love love love love...
Love love love love love...
Verse 1:
F#I got to stand up and take a step
You and I have been asleep for hours
I got to Dstand up
The Awire is stretched in Ebetween our Btwo towers
F#Stand up in this dizzy world
Where a lovesick eye can steal the view
I'm gonna Dfall down Aif I can't Estand upB  
For your F#love
Love love love love love...
Verse 2:
F#Stand up, this is comedy
The DNA lottery may have left you smart
But can you Dstand up to Abeauty, Edictator Bof the heart
I can F#stand up for hope, faith, love
But while I'm getting over certainty
DStop helping AGod across the Croad like a Elittle old lady
Chorus 1:
AUuuuuuuBuhhhhhhC#mhhhh...UuAuuuuuhhhBhhhhhh...C#m  
AOut from under Byour bedsC#m  
C'mon Bye people
GStand up Afor your F#love
Love love love love love...
Verse 3:
I gotta F#stand up to ego but my ego's not really the enemy
It's like a Dsmall child crossing Aan eight lane highway
EOn a voyage of Bdiscovery
F#Stand up to rock stars, Napolean is in high heels
DJosephine, be Acareful of Csmall men with Ebig ideas
Chorus 2:
AUuuuuuuBuhhhhhhC#mhhhh...UuAuuuuuhhhBhhhhhh...C#m  
AOut from under Byour bedsC#m  
C'mon Bye people
GStand up Afor your F#love
Love love love love love...
Solo:
      B     G     A2X
God is loveB  A  E  G  
And love is evolution's very best day
Outro:
ASoul rockin' Bpeople C#mmoving on
ASoul rockin' Bpeople C#mon and on
BC'mon ye people
We're Gmade Aof stars
BC'mon ye people
GStand up then Asit down for your F#love
Love love love love love...
Love love love love love...
Love love love love love...

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Stand Up Comedy

by U2

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C#m

Intro:

Love love love love love...

Verse 1:

I got to stand up and take a step

You and I have been asleep for hours

I got to stand up

A E B

The wire is stretched in between our two towers

Stand up in this dizzy world

Where a lovesick eye can steal the view

D A E B

I'm gonna fall down if I can't stand up

For your love

Love love love love love...

Verse 2:

Stand up, this is comedy

The DNA lottery may have left you smart

D A E B

But can you stand up to beauty, dictator of the heart

I can stand up for hope, faith, love

But while I'm getting over certainty

D A C E

Stop helping God across the road like a little old lady

Chorus 1:

A B C#m A B C#m

Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh...Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh...

A B C#m

Out from under your beds

C'mon ye people

G A F#

Stand up for your love

Love love love love love...

Verse 3:

I gotta stand up to ego but my ego's not really the enemy

D A

It's like a small child crossing an eight lane highway

E B

On a voyage of discovery

Stand up to rock stars, Napolean is in high heels

D A C E

Josephine, be careful of small men with big ideas

Chorus 2:

A B C#m A B C#m

Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh...Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh...

A B C#m

Out from under your beds

C'mon ye people

G A F#

Stand up for your love

Love love love love love...

Solo:

B G A

B A E G

God is love

And love is evolution's very best day

Outro:

A B C#m

Soul rockin' people moving on

A B C#m

Soul rockin' people on and on

C'mon ye people

G A

We're made of stars

C'mon ye people

G A F#

Stand up then sit down for your love

Love love love love love...

About Stand Up Comedy Chords by U2

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