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GWhen a dog gets hungry he needs a bone
And when a Cman needs loving he starts to Groam
I'm Cstarving for your loving and I don't want a Gbone
So if you treat me like a dog I'll run D7away from Ghome
Don't want no warmed over kisses or yesterday's sigh
I want Ceverything fresh even brand new Glife
If you Ccan't treat me right then it ain't no Gtreat
If the grub ain't no good there ain't no D7use to Geat
I'm a connoisseur when it comes to love
Don't Cwon't a tough old hen in place of a Gdove
Don't want Cboarding house kisses I don't want to Gfight
Don't bother to kiss me if you can't D7kiss me Gright
I want a full course dinner and your love everyday
And if Cain't on the menu there's another Gcafé
I want Ceverything fresh from your sweet sweet Glips
If the service ain't no good I don't D7leave no Gtip
I know all the tricks underneath the moon
If you're Ccooking some soup you'll know I want a Gspoon
If you ain't Cgot what I want then another gal Gmay
If ain't on the menu there's D7another Gcafe

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If It Aint On The Menu

by Hawkshaw Hawkins

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When a dog gets hungry he needs a bone

C G

And when a man needs loving he starts to roam

C G

I'm starving for your loving and I don't want a bone

D7 G

So if you treat me like a dog I'll run away from home

Don't want no warmed over kisses or yesterday's sigh

C G

I want everything fresh even brand new life

C G

If you can't treat me right then it ain't no treat

D7 G

If the grub ain't no good there ain't no use to eat

I'm a connoisseur when it comes to love

C G

Don't won't a tough old hen in place of a dove

C G

Don't want boarding house kisses I don't want to fight

D7 G

Don't bother to kiss me if you can't kiss me right

I want a full course dinner and your love everyday

C G

And if ain't on the menu there's another café

C G

I want everything fresh from your sweet sweet lips

D7 G

If the service ain't no good I don't leave no tip

I know all the tricks underneath the moon

C G

If you're cooking some soup you'll know I want a spoon

C G

If you ain't got what I want then another gal may

D7 G

If ain't on the menu there's another cafe

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