Cheaper Than A Shrink

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Cheaper Than A Shrink
George Strait
Intro Lick C  G#  
PROCEED TO: F   C#   F  G#  
Verse 1
I was Fsittin' in a chair at the H&R Block.
Some F7bean countin' pencil pusher Bbrunnin' up the clock.
Said, "CI've tallied up your numbers for the C7end of the year,
And son, Fyou've spent a small fortune on G#liquor and beer."
I said it's ;
Chorus 1
BbCheaper than a shrink.
FYou don't have to think.
BbYou just Cpour and drink.
FIt's sixteen-fifty for a Bbbottle of Jack,
No Fpouring out your heart to some high-dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done.
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a F7lot more fun.
And Bbit's cheaper than a shrink.
FYou don't have to think.
G#You just Cpour and drink.
Aw, Fit's cheaper than a shrink.
Riff Ab  F  
Verse 2
FNow me and her had this little problem between us.
Tryin' to bridge the gap between BbMars and Venus.
She said, "CHoney, I think we need to see a marital counselor."
I said, "FAll we need to do is slam a case of twelve-G#ouncers."
'Cause it's ;
Chorus 2
BbCheaper than a shrink.
FYou don't have to think.
You just Cpour and drink.
About Feighteen bucks 'll get you Bbfour six-Fpacks.
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar Bbquack.
Just a G#flip of the wrist and you're Fgettin' it Bbdone.
And gettin' Fjust as messed up and havin' a F7lot more fun.
And it's Bbcheaper than a shrink.
FYou don't have to think.
You just Cpour and drink.
Yeah, it's Fcheaper than a shrink.C#  
Verse 3
If liquor prices Bbsoared as high as gasoC#line,
FI'd a quit drinkin' back when I was nineteG#en.
It's the Bboldest most proven form of therapy.
Bb7The best thing about it far as C7I can see is that it's ;
Chorus 3
BbCheaper than a shrink.
FYou don't have to think.
G#You just Cpour and drink.
And it's Fcheaper than a shrink.
G#Aw, you just Cpour and drink.
And it's a Fwhole lot cheaper
Than some big town, clock hound, drag you down shrink.C  F  
( sound of Belching)
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