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Tuning: Standard E A D G B E
Reference: http://www.datpiff.com/SoulBroNo3-Kikis-Pizza-Delivery-Service-mixtape.731988.html
Capo 1
This song is based off 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None The Richer. As a result I used
Also (I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this but anyway), if the lyrics are in brackets,
that's because they are lyrics that are rapped at the same time as the sung lyrics. So they
will not have chords over them because you're supposed to just use the chords above the sung
lyrics.
INTRO
DI made a song called 'Kogan with cheese how you please
July Dmaj72014', and it went on a really cool mixtape.
D7Since then Kogan visited my house and uuum
Dmaj7He's a destructive little tyrant.
DHe broke my pizza slicer and toilet in the Dmaj7same day.
D7'Cos he's an animal, Dmaj7not a person.
VERSE 1
DBust in the door and he's lookin' at me like
Dmaj7'Why we gotta be in after the streetlight?'
D7Parking spot's hot so we just gotta eat like
Dmaj7Tummy keeps tight on a slight appetite, right?
DReasoning could've worked but he just won't
Dmaj7Gaylord Hotel Morning croissants
D7For nice bucks though so I cut slow, you must know
GI never no show, so just don't.
CHORUS
Oh, Emkiss mAe
(Fuck You)
Dbeneath the Bmmilky twilight
Emlead Ame
(You broke my pizza slicer)
Dout on the D7moonlight floGor, lift Ayour open handD
(You kicked the flushing mechanic on my toilet and snapped it in half)
strike up the Aband and let the Bmfireflies
(What kind of fucking guest are you?)
dance, Asilver moon's spGarklingA
(Look at where we at, 'cos she thinks she all that... yeah, cool movie)
kiss Dme
VERSE 2 -- PART I
It's Dnever the right pressure, having to buy a dress-shirt
Dmaj7Toilet's funeral 'cos he snapped the lever
D7Thinking it ain't clever, thinking it's like whatever,
Dmaj7Read the price on my pizza slicer
VERSE 2 -- PART II
DKiss me
(No)
Dmaj7down by the broken treehouse
D7Swing me
(Yeah, "broken treehouse", you break that too, asshole?)
Dmaj7upon its hanging tire
(Fuck you)
DBring Bring
(You break everything)
Dmaj7bring your flowered hat, we'll
(Everything you touch breaks)
D7take the trail marked on youGr father's map, oh
(Every girl you've ever met, her heart is broken... 'cos you break everything)
VERSE 2 -- PART III
Bustin' Emshit left-and-right, my AS.O.S. light,
please Dsave me, from this baBmby, of destructive
Emmight and I might, as a Atype, grab a shield to Dfight
but I'll yield tonBmight, 'cos I feel this tight.
EmNever had a sAlice of pie
Dputs the wheel down and the Bmround-screw dies
Emface in pan, no Ahands in the den,
Gcoming up for air, looking like pig pen.A..
BRIDGE
DFuck Kogan, yeah fuck him
Dmaj7Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him
This D7sounds like Super Mario Sunshine
but Dmaj7Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him
CHORUS 2 -- PART I
EmIt's $2.99 for replaAcing mine
Dcan't pay the crime? then you'rBme putting in time
and EmI'm... the cArust curator
Ddon't get sauced in my pBmizza theatre
CHORUS 2 -- PART II
Oh, Emkiss mAe
(Any girl that kisses you gets chapped lips)
Dbeneath the Bmmilky twilight
Emlead Ame
(You broke them. You broke the lips)
Dout on the D7moonlight floGor, lift Ayour open handD
(If you kiss the girl that's singing this, she won't have lips anymore, because you fucked it up)
strike up the Aband and let the Bmfireflies
(I hate you)
dance, Asilver moon's spGarklingA
(Go break somebody else's toilet... see where we at while sh-she's all that)
kiss Dme
VERSE 3
DNot really a money attack, 'cos he erratic
and I'll Dmaj7retract any statements about your anus
can't D7fake this, that isn't polite
bringing a Dmaj7light of truth to fight ruthless faces D
take this 'cos I wasn't done
said 'Dmaj7you're a brick wall for tons of fun'
in the D7end you lost, your desposit's tossed
ask Dmaj7what my cutter cost
and reply when you've got it, boss
OUTRO
DDuh, it's me Kogan
Dmaj7'Ey boss, it's me Kogan
D7What are we gonna do, boss?
Dmaj7It's me, Kogan
DDuh, boss, I broke it
Dmaj7I broke everything boss
D7Duh, it's me Kogan
Dmaj7Fuck You
end on D
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Kogan Broke My Pizza Slicer
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Chords in this song · guitar
E
A
D
G
B
Dmaj7
D7
Em
Bm
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E A D G B E
Tuning: Standard
Reference: http://www.datpiff.com/SoulBroNo3-Kikis-Pizza-Delivery-Service-mixtape.731988.html
Capo 1
This song is based off 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None The Richer. As a result I used
Also (I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this but anyway), if the lyrics are in brackets,
that's because they are lyrics that are rapped at the same time as the sung lyrics. So they
will not have chords over them because you're supposed to just use the chords above the sung
lyrics.
INTRO
D
I made a song called 'Kogan with cheese how you please
Dmaj7
July 2014', and it went on a really cool mixtape.
D7
Since then Kogan visited my house and uuum
Dmaj7
He's a destructive little tyrant.
D Dmaj7
He broke my pizza slicer and toilet in the same day.
D7 Dmaj7
'Cos he's an animal, not a person.
VERSE 1
D
Bust in the door and he's lookin' at me like
Dmaj7
'Why we gotta be in after the streetlight?'
D7
Parking spot's hot so we just gotta eat like
Dmaj7
Tummy keeps tight on a slight appetite, right?
D
Reasoning could've worked but he just won't
Dmaj7
Gaylord Hotel Morning croissants
D7
For nice bucks though so I cut slow, you must know
G
I never no show, so just don't.
CHORUS
Em A
Oh, kiss me
(Fuck You)
D Bm
beneath the milky twilight
Em A
lead me
(You broke my pizza slicer)
D D7 G A D
out on the moonlight floor, lift your open hand
(You kicked the flushing mechanic on my toilet and snapped it in half)
A Bm
strike up the band and let the fireflies
(What kind of fucking guest are you?)
A G A
dance, silver moon's sparkling
(Look at where we at, 'cos she thinks she all that... yeah, cool movie)
D
kiss me
VERSE 2 -- PART I
D
It's never the right pressure, having to buy a dress-shirt
Dmaj7
Toilet's funeral 'cos he snapped the lever
D7
Thinking it ain't clever, thinking it's like whatever,
Dmaj7
Read the price on my pizza slicer
VERSE 2 -- PART II
D
Kiss me
(No)
Dmaj7
down by the broken treehouse
D7
Swing me
(Yeah, "broken treehouse", you break that too, asshole?)
Dmaj7
upon its hanging tire
(Fuck you)
D
Bring Bring
(You break everything)
Dmaj7
bring your flowered hat, we'll
(Everything you touch breaks)
D7 G
take the trail marked on your father's map, oh
(Every girl you've ever met, her heart is broken... 'cos you break everything)
VERSE 2 -- PART III
Em A
Bustin' shit left-and-right, my S.O.S. light,
D Bm
please save me, from this baby, of destructive
Em A D
might and I might, as a type, grab a shield to fight
Bm
but I'll yield tonight, 'cos I feel this tight.
Em A
Never had a slice of pie
D Bm
puts the wheel down and the round-screw dies
Em A
face in pan, no hands in the den,
G A
coming up for air, looking like pig pen...
BRIDGE
D
Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him
Dmaj7
Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him
D7
This sounds like Super Mario Sunshine
Dmaj7
but Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him
CHORUS 2 -- PART I
Em A
It's $2.99 for replacing mine
D Bm
can't pay the crime? then you're putting in time
Em A
and I'm... the crust curator
D Bm
don't get sauced in my pizza theatre
CHORUS 2 -- PART II
Em A
Oh, kiss me
(Any girl that kisses you gets chapped lips)
D Bm
beneath the milky twilight
Em A
lead me
(You broke them. You broke the lips)
D D7 G A D
out on the moonlight floor, lift your open hand
(If you kiss the girl that's singing this, she won't have lips anymore, because you fucked it up)
A Bm
strike up the band and let the fireflies
(I hate you)
A G A
dance, silver moon's sparkling
(Go break somebody else's toilet... see where we at while sh-she's all that)
D
kiss me
VERSE 3
D
Not really a money attack, 'cos he erratic
Dmaj7
and I'll retract any statements about your anus
D7
can't fake this, that isn't polite
Dmaj7 D
bringing a light of truth to fight ruthless faces
take this 'cos I wasn't done
Dmaj7
said 'you're a brick wall for tons of fun'
D7
in the end you lost, your desposit's tossed
Dmaj7
ask what my cutter cost
and reply when you've got it, boss
OUTRO
D
Duh, it's me Kogan
Dmaj7
'Ey boss, it's me Kogan
D7
What are we gonna do, boss?
Dmaj7
It's me, Kogan
D
Duh, boss, I broke it
Dmaj7
I broke everything boss
D7
Duh, it's me Kogan
Dmaj7
Fuck You
end on D
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