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WFmaj7ish I was a KGm7ellogg's Cornflake
 CFloatin' in my Fmaj7bowl takin' movies,  
 Relaxin' Gmawhile,      Fmaj7livin' in style,   
BbTalkin' to a raisin who 'casionn'ly plaAmys LA.  
Fmaj7Casually glancing at his GmtouFmaj7pee.  
     Fmaj7Wish I was an Gm7English muffin  
 C'Bout to make the Fmaj7most out of a toaster.  
I'd ease myself GmdownFmaj7,      comin' up brown.  
BbI prefer boysenberry more than any ordinaAmry jam.  
I'm a Fmaj7"Citizens for BoysenberrGmy JamFmaj7" fan.  
Bbmaj7Ah,      South CFmaj7alifornia.  
  If I become a Gm7first lieutenant  
 CWould you put my Fmaj7photo on your piano?  
To MarGmyjane-Fmaj7-      Best wishes, Martin.  
Bb(Old Roger draft-dodger leavin' by the basemeAmnt door),  
Fmaj7Everybody knows what he's  
Bbmaj7Tippy-toeing down there Fmaj7for.  Gm7  

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Punkys Dilemma

by Paul Simon

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Fmaj7

Gm7

Bbmaj7

Fmaj7 Gm7

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake

C Fmaj7

Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,

Gm Fmaj7

Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,

Bb Am

Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionn'ly plays LA.

Fmaj7 Gm Fmaj7

Casually glancing at his toupee.

Fmaj7 Gm7

Wish I was an English muffin

C Fmaj7

'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.

Gm Fmaj7

I'd ease myself down, comin' up brown.

Bb Am

I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam.

Fmaj7 Gm Fmaj7

I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

Bbmaj7 Fmaj7

Ah, South California.

Gm7

If I become a first lieutenant

C Fmaj7

Would you put my photo on your piano?

Gm Fmaj7

To Maryjane-- Best wishes, Martin.

Bb Am

(Old Roger draft-dodger leavin' by the basement door),

Fmaj7

Everybody knows what he's

Bbmaj7 Fmaj7 Gm7

Tippy-toeing down there for.

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