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[Intro]
   C    F      Gx2
[Verse 1]
CIt was ten-thirty on assignment night, and Feveryone was having Gfun
CExcept for me, cause all of the Ffighter slots were Ggone
There Cwere four captains in my class and some FNational Guard Gdude 
So it Cdidn’t take a G/Brocket Amscientist Fto Gfigure out who got Cscrewed
[Chorus]
CAnd now I’m a FAIP, training every young punk
I’m just a FFAIP, every day is a Gkick in the junk
I’m just a CFAIP, never done anything cool
I’m just a FFAIP, trying not to Gbe a tool
I’m just a CFAIP
[Verse 2]
When I taClk to all my buddies, they tell me all the Fthings they’ve Gdone
CFlyin red flags at Nellis, aw Fdamn that sounds like Gfun
I Clisten to all their stories, and Fall of their close Gcalls
And the Conly thing I can G/Bcounter Amwith is Ftraffic Gpattern stCalls
[Chorus]
CAnd now I’m a FAIP, training every young punk
I’m just a FAFIP, every day is a kiGck in the junk
I’m just a FACIP, never done anything cool
I’m just a FAFIP, trying not to be Ga tool
I’m just a FACIP
[Break]
C  G/B Am
[Bridge]
AmYeah but I’ll shed no tearGs, even though its Amfour fGucking years
DmBut don’t you ever Amfeel bad for me
I’ve Dmfound a way tEmo channel all my anFimosityG  
GAnd this is what I’m gonna do
I’m gonna hook em CallF, I’m gonna hook em GallF  
Hook em CallF, I’m gonna hook em GallF  
[FAIP-y Rant]
Well his Ccloverleaf was better than FI could do
but I’m Greally pissed off so I’ll Fgive him a U
Yeah Cwhatchu gonna do when life Fhands you a turd?
That’s Gwhy they say FAIP is a Ffour-letter word
It stands for, “CFuck, Fuck, Fuckin-FA I’m Pissed”
I was Gaiming for fighters, but I Fhorribly missed
Yeah Chere I am flying with this Fpiece of crap 
Who couldn’t Gfind his own ass with two Fhands and a map
But at Cleast I know it couldn’t Fget any worse
Cause I Gknow some day our Froles will reverse
Yeah Cwhen you are an ALO in the FAfrican heat
I’ll be Glaughing at you cause I’m Fout the door complete
Mother Cfucker, bitch, Fkiss my ass
If you Gwanna graduate then fucker Fyou gotta pass
And I am Cnot feeling generous, not Fone little bit
You comGplain all you want but I Fdon’t give a shit
Cause Cone less punk in the Fcommunity means 
GOne more slot for all my Fbuddies and me
[Outro]
Hook ‘em Call, FI’m gonna hook ‘em aGllF  
Hook ‘em Call, FI’m gonna hook ‘em aGllF  
[Coda]
C  F  G  F

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Im A Faip

by Dos Gringos

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G/B

[Intro]

C F G

[Verse 1]

C F G

It was ten-thirty on assignment night, and everyone was having fun

C F G

Except for me, cause all of the fighter slots were gone

C F G

There were four captains in my class and some National Guard dude

C G/B Am F G C

So it didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out who got screwed

[Chorus]

And now I’m a FAIP, training every young punk

F G

I’m just a FAIP, every day is a kick in the junk

I’m just a FAIP, never done anything cool

F G

I’m just a FAIP, trying not to be a tool

I’m just a FAIP

[Verse 2]

C F G

When I talk to all my buddies, they tell me all the things they’ve done

C F G

Flyin red flags at Nellis, aw damn that sounds like fun

C F G

I listen to all their stories, and all of their close calls

C G/B Am F G C

And the only thing I can counter with is traffic pattern stalls

[Chorus]

And now I’m a FAIP, training every young punk

F G

I’m just a FAIP, every day is a kick in the junk

I’m just a FAIP, never done anything cool

F G

I’m just a FAIP, trying not to be a tool

I’m just a FAIP

[Break]

C G/B Am

[Bridge]

Am G Am G

Yeah but I’ll shed no tears, even though its four fucking years

Dm Am

But don’t you ever feel bad for me

Dm Em F G

I’ve found a way to channel all my animosity

And this is what I’m gonna do

C F G F

I’m gonna hook em all, I’m gonna hook em all

C F G F

Hook em all, I’m gonna hook em all

[FAIP-y Rant]

C F

Well his cloverleaf was better than I could do

G F

but I’m really pissed off so I’ll give him a U

C F

Yeah whatchu gonna do when life hands you a turd?

G F

That’s why they say FAIP is a four-letter word

C F

It stands for, “Fuck, Fuck, Fuckin-A I’m Pissed”

G F

I was aiming for fighters, but I horribly missed

C F

Yeah here I am flying with this piece of crap

G F

Who couldn’t find his own ass with two hands and a map

C F

But at least I know it couldn’t get any worse

G F

Cause I know some day our roles will reverse

C F

Yeah when you are an ALO in the African heat

G F

I’ll be laughing at you cause I’m out the door complete

C F

Mother fucker, bitch, kiss my ass

G F

If you wanna graduate then fucker you gotta pass

C F

And I am not feeling generous, not one little bit

G F

You complain all you want but I don’t give a shit

C F

Cause one less punk in the community means

G F

One more slot for all my buddies and me

[Outro]

C F G F

Hook ‘em all, I’m gonna hook ‘em all

C F G F

Hook ‘em all, I’m gonna hook ‘em all

[Coda]

C F G F

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