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Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me
INTRO: Eb5  
VERSE:
Eb5I'm quite the sped, I never shred
Not cool (Not cool)
But my bros all call me Bb5Itch
(With the silent B)
But that spells Bitch
(Fits you perfectly)
Chaz Eb5Bono dickbag, word fuck tick, not cool
(Not cool)
And I smell like regret and Bb5tequila (What's that even mean?)
I have no idea
(You're livin' the dream)
Hey Ab5you, you dance like those F5assholes I see
in old Molly RingEb5wald movies
I think you're as Bb5uncool as me
Hey Ab5you, you dance like those F5assholes I see
in old Molly RingEb5wald movies
I think you're as Bb5uncool as me
And I dAb5ance!C5  Bb5  
CHORUS:
F5They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
Ab5  C5  Bb5
F5They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
Eb5
I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit
Not cool (Not cool)
And my friends think that I like Bb5men
(That's because you do)
Don't even listen to them
(No one's judging you)
Eb5John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut
Not cool (Not cool)
Do you like Renaissance Bb5fairs?
(Where'd you get that scarf?)
Tis what thy lord doth wear
(I'll be in the car)
Hey Ab5you, you dance like those F5assholes I see
in old Molly RingEb5wald movies
I think you're as Bb5uncool as me
Hey Ab5you, you dance like those F5assholes I see
in old Molly RingEb5wald movies
I think you're as Bb5uncool as me
And I dAb5ance!C5  Bb5  
CHORUS:
F5They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
Ab5  C5  Bb5
F5They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
BRIDGE (no guitar)
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
And I dAb5ance!C5  Bb5  
CHORUS:
F5They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
Ab5  C5  Bb5
F5They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
Eb5Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Throw some back and yell "too soon!" at them
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
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Uncool As Me

by Bloodhound Gang

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Eb5

Bb5

Ab5

Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me

Eb5

INTRO:

VERSE:

Eb5

I'm quite the sped, I never shred

Not cool (Not cool)

Bb5

But my bros all call me Itch

(With the silent B)

But that spells Bitch

(Fits you perfectly)

Eb5

Chaz Bono dickbag, word fuck tick, not cool

(Not cool)

Bb5

And I smell like regret and tequila (What's that even mean?)

I have no idea

(You're livin' the dream)

Ab5 F5

Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see

Eb5

in old Molly Ringwald movies

Bb5

I think you're as uncool as me

Ab5 F5

Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see

Eb5

in old Molly Ringwald movies

Bb5

I think you're as uncool as me

Ab5 C5 Bb5

And I dance!

CHORUS:

They don't think you're all that cool

they like you for your step-dad's pool

Ab5 C5 Bb5

They don't think you're all that cool,

but your vampire fiction rules

Eb5

I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit

Not cool (Not cool)

Bb5

And my friends think that I like men

(That's because you do)

Don't even listen to them

(No one's judging you)

Eb5

John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut

Not cool (Not cool)

Bb5

Do you like Renaissance fairs?

(Where'd you get that scarf?)

Tis what thy lord doth wear

(I'll be in the car)

Ab5 F5

Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see

Eb5

in old Molly Ringwald movies

Bb5

I think you're as uncool as me

Ab5 F5

Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see

Eb5

in old Molly Ringwald movies

Bb5

I think you're as uncool as me

Ab5 C5 Bb5

And I dance!

CHORUS:

They don't think you're all that cool

they like you for your step-dad's pool

Ab5 C5 Bb5

They don't think you're all that cool,

but your vampire fiction rules

BRIDGE (no guitar)

Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling

Ab5 C5 Bb5

And I dance!

CHORUS:

They don't think you're all that cool

they like you for your step-dad's pool

Ab5 C5 Bb5

They don't think you're all that cool,

but your vampire fiction rules

Eb5

Let's go to Civil War reenactments

Throw some back and yell "too soon!" at them

Let's go to Civil War reenactments

Warning, spoiler alert!

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