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Russian Chastushki

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Tuning: Standard (e B G D A E)
DmDown the river dAmrifts an axe 
EFrom the town of AmByron
DmLet it float by Amitself-
EFucking piece of Amiron!!!
DmI was sleeping wAmith my honey
EAbsоlutely Amnaked,
DmI have taken Ammy panties off
EJust to make a Amstatement.
DmFish in thick tAmomato sauce
ESwims in happy Amcomatose
DmOnly me, Ampathetic wimp
EHave no fucking Amplace to swim.
DmStarlet’s fallen Amfrom the heavens
ERight into my Amboyfriend's briefs,
DmI don't mind his Amroasted penis
EIf it helps us Amlive in peace.
DmGirls have called me Amto the party
EI decided Amnot to come,
DmIt's because my cAmlothes are ugly
EAnd my dick Amis a tiny one.
DmTime has shifted Amfor an hour —
EWhat a mess Amon globe
DmDick was hard Ambefore wakeup,
ENow it's up Amat work.
DmIn a tree a Amduck got stuck
ENoble eagle Amfucked that duck
DmYou can hear bAmranches crack
ESqeaky-dick Amand fucky-quack!
DmGuy Miron sAmhows such a trick:
ECrow is sitting Amon his dick
DmAnd as soon as Amstarts to croak -
EHas he boner Amon his cock
DmOld Ivan IAmlyich and I
EUsed to work Amat a CI
DmHe’s a fuckhead, Amso am I
ESomeone’s filched Amour CI.
DmYou are fine Amif you are steadfast
EIn relations Amwith milkmaid.
DmYou get wholesome Ammilky breakfast
EAnd occasionaAmlly laid.
DmNick is crossing Amvillage slowly —
EOutside it Amis cold and snowy.
DmBut his dick is Amup and running
EJust in case iAmf something’s coming.
DmGirls had a fight Amat country hut
EOver who gAmot hairiest cunt.
DmWell, more hair Amof the most
EHad the beaver oAmf the host.
DmYou were mine Amthe other day,
EMike is screwing Amyou today.
DmHe’s got cock Amas thick as trees
EOn the Shishkin’s Ammasterpiece.
DmHave you seen Amfour dicks together
EDancing on a Ammountain peak?
DmAnd one dick Amhad fucked another
EBut with yet Amanother dick.
DmMy advice to Amfuture bride:
EDon’t get married, Amsilly!
DmMorning comes — Amyour boobs aside,
ESnatch is rumpled Amilly.
DmNick is sitting Amat the door,
ENeither dancing, sAminging nor,
DmHe is sitting, dAmeaf and dumb,
EThinking only "AmWhom to hump?"
DmCoffee pot’s a Ambit unstable
EDishes fall aAmround
DmFucking on a Amlittle table
EMakes a lot Amof sound
DmTwo of us — Amme and my buddy
EGiving gifts Amto everybody
DmYou get daughter, Amyou get son
EPatriotic dAmuty’s done
DmWife is telling Amher old man:
E"Book me U.S. Amfare!"
Dm"Stupid cunt! AmDon’t think you can —
ETrains aren’t going Amthere!"
DmI was in a Amhorny mood
EAnd I blew AmStepan
DmHe is smart Amand looking good,
ESalty on the Amtongue
DmKids are asking Amuncle Peck:
EWhy’s there wire Amon your neck?
DmUncle has no wAmords to spare
ESwinging calmly Amin the air.

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Russian Chastushki

by Misc Traditional

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Tuning: Standard (e B G D A E)

Dm Am

Down the river drifts an axe

E Am

From the town of Byron

Dm Am

Let it float by itself-

E Am

Fucking piece of iron!!!

Dm Am

I was sleeping with my honey

E Am

Absоlutely naked,

Dm Am

I have taken my panties off

E Am

Just to make a statement.

Dm Am

Fish in thick tomato sauce

E Am

Swims in happy comatose

Dm Am

Only me, pathetic wimp

E Am

Have no fucking place to swim.

Dm Am

Starlet’s fallen from the heavens

E Am

Right into my boyfriend's briefs,

Dm Am

I don't mind his roasted penis

E Am

If it helps us live in peace.

Dm Am

Girls have called me to the party

E Am

I decided not to come,

Dm Am

It's because my clothes are ugly

E Am

And my dick is a tiny one.

Dm Am

Time has shifted for an hour —

E Am

What a mess on globe

Dm Am

Dick was hard before wakeup,

E Am

Now it's up at work.

Dm Am

In a tree a duck got stuck

E Am

Noble eagle fucked that duck

Dm Am

You can hear branches crack

E Am

Sqeaky-dick and fucky-quack!

Dm Am

Guy Miron shows such a trick:

E Am

Crow is sitting on his dick

Dm Am

And as soon as starts to croak -

E Am

Has he boner on his cock

Dm Am

Old Ivan Ilyich and I

E Am

Used to work at a CI

Dm Am

He’s a fuckhead, so am I

E Am

Someone’s filched our CI.

Dm Am

You are fine if you are steadfast

E Am

In relations with milkmaid.

Dm Am

You get wholesome milky breakfast

E Am

And occasionally laid.

Dm Am

Nick is crossing village slowly —

E Am

Outside it is cold and snowy.

Dm Am

But his dick is up and running

E Am

Just in case if something’s coming.

Dm Am

Girls had a fight at country hut

E Am

Over who got hairiest cunt.

Dm Am

Well, more hair of the most

E Am

Had the beaver of the host.

Dm Am

You were mine the other day,

E Am

Mike is screwing you today.

Dm Am

He’s got cock as thick as trees

E Am

On the Shishkin’s masterpiece.

Dm Am

Have you seen four dicks together

E Am

Dancing on a mountain peak?

Dm Am

And one dick had fucked another

E Am

But with yet another dick.

Dm Am

My advice to future bride:

E Am

Don’t get married, silly!

Dm Am

Morning comes — your boobs aside,

E Am

Snatch is rumpled illy.

Dm Am

Nick is sitting at the door,

E Am

Neither dancing, singing nor,

Dm Am

He is sitting, deaf and dumb,

E Am

Thinking only "Whom to hump?"

Dm Am

Coffee pot’s a bit unstable

E Am

Dishes fall around

Dm Am

Fucking on a little table

E Am

Makes a lot of sound

Dm Am

Two of us — me and my buddy

E Am

Giving gifts to everybody

Dm Am

You get daughter, you get son

E Am

Patriotic duty’s done

Dm Am

Wife is telling her old man:

E Am

"Book me U.S. fare!"

Dm Am

"Stupid cunt! Don’t think you can —

E Am

Trains aren’t going there!"

Dm Am

I was in a horny mood

E Am

And I blew Stepan

Dm Am

He is smart and looking good,

E Am

Salty on the tongue

Dm Am

Kids are asking uncle Peck:

E Am

Why’s there wire on your neck?

Dm Am

Uncle has no words to spare

E Am

Swinging calmly in the air.

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