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Tom Cruise Crazy

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Chords
    E022100
 D/F#2x00xx
   G#466544
  C#7x43404
  F#m244222
   B7x21202
    A577655
  C#mx46654
   E7020100
   Amx02210
    Cx32010
    G3x0033
   Em022000
Verse 1
ETom Cruise is G#so in love with C#7Katie
F#mAt least all his people tell him B7so
And while he Ethinks that she's a G#very special C#7lady
F#mIt's probably not the way he'd choose to B7goG#  
And a Alifetime of Elonging looks would F#mcause too much distC#mraction
AGood thing that he's noEt gay anyB7more
Chorus
ETom G#Cruise is ATom Cruise Ecrazy
F#mJust be glad it's B7him not EyouB7  
EIf you G#had Tom CAruise's tEroubles
You mF#might be Tom Cruise B7crazy G#too
You'd C#mflash your big white E7shiny smile
You'd Abuy expensive Amshoes
But you'd Ebe the oG#nly C#7man on Earth
Who cF#mouldn't enB7joy Tom ECruise
        C#7          F#m        B7   E(re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Verse 2
ETom Cruise is G#always getting C#7older
F#mHe knows he'll never be that young B7again
And Ewhen Tom Cruise looks G#back over his C#7shoulder
F#mHe sees a thousand younger leading B7menG#  
He Aknows someday he'll Ehave to play
An F#mold retarded C#mgrandpa
While Asomeone younger Eplays his sexy B7son
Chorus
ETom G#Cruise is ATom Cruise Ecrazy
F#mJust be glad it's B7him not EyouB7  
EIf you G#had Tom CAruise's tEroubles
You mF#might be Tom Cruise B7crazy G#too
You'd C#mflash your big white E7shiny smile
You'd Abuy expensive Amshoes
But you'd Ebe the oG#nly C#7man on Earth
Who cF#mouldn't enB7joy Tom ECruise
        C#7          F#m        B7   E(re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Bridge
CTom Cruise knows Gsomewhere there's a Amplace for Emhim
CHe's not of Gthis world anyAmmore...B7  
Verse 3
ESomewhere in G#some secluded C#7castle
F#mPoor Tom Cruise sits staring at the B7wall
And the Eoutside world is G#always such a C#7hassle
F#mSometimes he won't go out at B7allG#  
There are Amillions who Eknow his name
F#mEverybody C#mloves him
AWhy is it that Ehe feels so aB7lone?
Chorus
ETom G#Cruise is ATom Cruise Ecrazy
F#mJust be glad it's B7him not EyouB7  
EIf you G#had Tom CAruise's tEroubles
You mF#might be Tom Cruise B7crazy G#too
You'd C#mflash your big white E7shiny smile
You'd Abuy expensive Amshoes
But you'd Ebe the oG#nly C#7man on Earth
Who cF#mouldn't enB7joy Tom ECruise
        C#7          F#m        B7   E(re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

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Tom Cruise Crazy

by Jonathan Coulton

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

D/F#

C#7

F#m

C#m

Chords

022100

D/F#

2x00xx

466544

C#7

x43404

F#m

244222

x21202

577655

C#m

x46654

020100

x02210

x32010

3x0033

022000

Verse 1

E G# C#7

Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie

F#m B7

At least all his people tell him so

E G# C#7

And while he thinks that she's a very special lady

F#m B7 G#

It's probably not the way he'd choose to go

A E F#m C#m

And a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction

A E B7

Good thing that he's not gay anymore

Chorus

E G# A E

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy

F#m B7 E B7

Just be glad it's him not you

E G# A E

If you had Tom Cruise's troubles

F#m B7 G#

You might be Tom Cruise crazy too

C#m E7

You'd flash your big white shiny smile

A Am

You'd buy expensive shoes

E G# C#7

But you'd be the only man on Earth

F#m B7 E

Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

C#7 F#m B7 E

(re-intro)

Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Verse 2

E G# C#7

Tom Cruise is always getting older

F#m B7

He knows he'll never be that young again

E G# C#7

And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder

F#m B7 G#

He sees a thousand younger leading men

A E

He knows someday he'll have to play

F#m C#m

An old retarded grandpa

A E B7

While someone younger plays his sexy son

Chorus

E G# A E

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy

F#m B7 E B7

Just be glad it's him not you

E G# A E

If you had Tom Cruise's troubles

F#m B7 G#

You might be Tom Cruise crazy too

C#m E7

You'd flash your big white shiny smile

A Am

You'd buy expensive shoes

E G# C#7

But you'd be the only man on Earth

F#m B7 E

Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

C#7 F#m B7 E

(re-intro)

Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Bridge

C G Am Em

Tom Cruise knows somewhere there's a place for him

C G Am B7

He's not of this world anymore...

Verse 3

E G# C#7

Somewhere in some secluded castle

F#m B7

Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall

E G# C#7

And the outside world is always such a hassle

F#m B7 G#

Sometimes he won't go out at all

A E

There are millions who know his name

F#m C#m

Everybody loves him

A E B7

Why is it that he feels so alone?

Chorus

E G# A E

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy

F#m B7 E B7

Just be glad it's him not you

E G# A E

If you had Tom Cruise's troubles

F#m B7 G#

You might be Tom Cruise crazy too

C#m E7

You'd flash your big white shiny smile

A Am

You'd buy expensive shoes

E G# C#7

But you'd be the only man on Earth

F#m B7 E

Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

C#7 F#m B7 E

(re-intro)

Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

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