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This is my first Tab...well its not really a tab is it...hmmm... well anyways  I 
wanted a chordal version so here it is!
(Palm Mute Verse)
DSuch a big mAan, sGuch a little Achick.
DI think it aAll goGes back to youAr tiny
DPick-up trucAk Gin the drivewayA,
DWith a sAticker Gon the wAindow
G"Rest in Peace ANumber 3".
(Strum)
DTell all your Afriends
GHow you put her Ain her place.
D7 pounds of mAakeup
GJust to Ahide her beat up Gface.
GSuch Ga prettGy facAe.
[Chorus:]
DIt takes a Atough man to sGlap her aAround.
DSuch a Abad guy to keep such a gGood girl doAwn.
GShe's wearing shades but we all seeA  
C#Behind the tGinted glDass.G  
GAnd I've got B99 biker friends
That wanna kAick your aGss.
(Palm Mute)
DTell her that you're sorry.
ABlame it on the beer.
GYour dad was mean to you.
A                               B <--not muted
Your friends think you're an asshole
GAnd I do tAoo.
DOver compensatAin' fGor your small Ashoes.
BTaking her away, but you won't say when.
AHold her in your arms,
Tell her this wAon't haGppen agDaiDn.D  
D <--palm mute  G
When will this end? Well
[Chorus:]
DIt takes a Atough man to sGlap her aAround.
DSuch a Abad guy to keep such a gGood girl doAwn.
GShe's wearing shades but we all seeA  
C#Behind the tGinted glDass.G  
GAnd I've got B99 biker friends
That wanna kAick your aGss.
C#I wish Bruce Lee Awas here rigGht now
C#With his trusty nun-chucks
AChuck Norris is still aGlive,
GSo let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
GAll the dudes from "Danger, Danger".
ALet's get the A-Team,
A50 Cent with his bling-bling,
AAnd a couple of prison guGards.
[Chorus:]
DIt takes a Atough man to sGlap her aAround.
DSuch a Abad guy to keep such a gGood girl doAwn.
GShe's wearing shades but we all seeA  
C#Behind the tGinted glDass.G  
GAnd I've got B99 biker friends
That wanna kAick your aGss.
(MUTE)
(99 biker friends)
DI hope Athat you Gcan run AfastD  A  G  A  
(just wanna mention this)
D   A   G     A
Start runnin' now    D   A   G  A  
(99 biker friends)
Djust AwannGa menAtion this
(just wanna mention this)
D <---no mute
We gonna kick your ass.
BFS FTW! JARET IS THE GREATEST!

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99 Biker Friends

by Bowling for Soup

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This is my first Tab...well its not really a tab is it...hmmm... well anyways I

wanted a chordal version so here it is!

(Palm Mute Verse)

D A G A

Such a big man, such a little chick.

D A G A

I think it all goes back to your tiny

D A G A

Pick-up truck in the driveway,

D A G A

With a sticker on the window

G A

"Rest in Peace Number 3".

(Strum)

D A

Tell all your friends

G A

How you put her in her place.

D A

7 pounds of makeup

G A G

Just to hide her beat up face.

G G G A

Such a pretty face.

[Chorus:]

D A G A

It takes a tough man to slap her around.

D A G A

Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.

G A

She's wearing shades but we all see

C# G D G

Behind the tinted glass.

G B

And I've got 99 biker friends

A G

That wanna kick your ass.

(Palm Mute)

Tell her that you're sorry.

Blame it on the beer.

Your dad was mean to you.

A B <--not muted

Your friends think you're an asshole

G A

And I do too.

D A G A

Over compensatin' for your small shoes.

Taking her away, but you won't say when.

Hold her in your arms,

A G D D D

Tell her this won't happen again.

D <--palm mute G

When will this end? Well

[Chorus:]

D A G A

It takes a tough man to slap her around.

D A G A

Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.

G A

She's wearing shades but we all see

C# G D G

Behind the tinted glass.

G B

And I've got 99 biker friends

A G

That wanna kick your ass.

C# A G

I wish Bruce Lee was here right now

With his trusty nun-chucks

A G

Chuck Norris is still alive,

So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,

All the dudes from "Danger, Danger".

Let's get the A-Team,

50 Cent with his bling-bling,

A G

And a couple of prison guards.

[Chorus:]

D A G A

It takes a tough man to slap her around.

D A G A

Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.

G A

She's wearing shades but we all see

C# G D G

Behind the tinted glass.

G B

And I've got 99 biker friends

A G

That wanna kick your ass.

(MUTE)

(99 biker friends)

D A G A D A G A

I hope that you can run fast

(just wanna mention this)

D A G A

Start runnin' now

(99 biker friends)

D A G A

just wanna mention this

(just wanna mention this)

D <---no mute

We gonna kick your ass.

BFS FTW! JARET IS THE GREATEST!

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