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Absorbing Man

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Intro:  Dm-  F-  Bb-  A-(4x);
Verse I
You can Dmbeat me up
FCall me names
StBbill my bike, Ago insane
I don't Dmcare if you rearFrange my face
I don't BbmindA  
You can Dmburn my toys and the Fbooks i read
BbStill it won't Amatter to me
Coz I'm Dmone big gump 
I will Fswallow it up
And sBbmile, oh yeAah
Chorus:
Because BbI'Cm the inDmcredible absorbing Cman
And BbI'm Cgonna Dmdo the best I Ccan
'Til you Bbfinally undersAtand
Verse II
I'm DmcalFm, I'm BbsereneA  
Not a Dmword is getting Fthrough to me
when you scBbreamA  
I'm a DmspFonge, i soak it BbupA  
All the Dmcrap you put me tFhrough
Won't make me Bbgive upA  
(Repeat Chorus repeating first 2 lines first)
Bass slaping
Adlib: Bb-C-Dm*C*Bb-(2x);
BbI will never fCalter
DmI will never Cquit
BbYou'll never find Canother
DmTo Put up with your Cshit
(Repeat 4x)
(Repeat Chorus)

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Absorbing Man

by Parokya ni Edgar

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Dm F Bb A

Intro: - - - -(4x);

Verse I

You can beat me up

Call me names

Bb A

Still my bike, go insane

Dm F

I don't care if you rearrange my face

Bb A

I don't mind

Dm F

You can burn my toys and the books i read

Bb A

Still it won't matter to me

Coz I'm one big gump

I will swallow it up

Bb A

And smile, oh yeah

Chorus:

Bb C Dm C

Because I'm the incredible absorbing man

Bb C Dm C

And I'm gonna do the best I can

Bb A

'Til you finally understand

Verse II

Dm F Bb A

I'm calm, I'm serene

Dm F

Not a word is getting through to me

Bb A

when you scream

Dm F Bb A

I'm a sponge, i soak it up

Dm F

All the crap you put me through

Bb A

Won't make me give up

(Repeat Chorus repeating first 2 lines first)

Bass slaping

Adlib: Bb-C-Dm*C*Bb-(2x);

Bb C

I will never falter

Dm C

I will never quit

Bb C

You'll never find another

Dm C

To Put up with your shit

(Repeat 4x)

(Repeat Chorus)

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