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We’re Ehardly the fruit from a Awell-tended banana tree
We’re Ehardly the Bayeux in Arock’s rich tapestry
EWe were like two rubber ducks that Apassed each other in the bath
EI can sound like Wally out of ACrossroads, Kath.
DShe threw an apple in my Aeye, cor blimey
DAlex Haley was adopted – Athat’s what’s called a disappointment.
EWhen England won the World Cup Aback in 1966
EWembley must have been a sea of Asmiles
Well EI think Kenneth Wolstenholme summed Aup the moment really well
EWhen he said “Just look at Nobby AStiles” yeah.
DShe threw an apple in my Aeye, cor blimey
DAlex Haley was adopted – Athat’s what’s called a disappointment.
Oh Ethey’re still cremating Hattie AJacques, I am not surprised
ECome on now, let’s face it, she was Afat
It Eusually takes for ever trying to Aburn the grossly oversized
EWho would ever want to look like Athat?
DShe had a face that could Alaunch a thousand dredgers
DI could never get her on my Aportable TV.
DShe threw an apple in my Aeye, cor blimey
DAlex Haley was adopted – Athat’s what’s called a disappointment.

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Carry On Cremating

by Half Man Half Biscuit

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E A

We’re hardly the fruit from a well-tended banana tree

E A

We’re hardly the Bayeux in rock’s rich tapestry

E A

We were like two rubber ducks that passed each other in the bath

E A

I can sound like Wally out of Crossroads, Kath.

D A

She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey

D A

Alex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.

E A

When England won the World Cup back in 1966

E A

Wembley must have been a sea of smiles

E A

Well I think Kenneth Wolstenholme summed up the moment really well

E A

When he said “Just look at Nobby Stiles” yeah.

D A

She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey

D A

Alex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.

E A

Oh they’re still cremating Hattie Jacques, I am not surprised

E A

Come on now, let’s face it, she was fat

E A

It usually takes for ever trying to burn the grossly oversized

E A

Who would ever want to look like that?

D A

She had a face that could launch a thousand dredgers

D A

I could never get her on my portable TV.

D A

She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey

D A

Alex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.

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