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(intro)   A   D   E(x4)
APlease don’t tell me what you think while I Dtell you aEbout
The Acopse that I retreat to where I’m Dhemmed in by the ELarch
Where Anobody can bother me and the Dvoices in my Ehead
ACease their Dif Juz ramblings for a Dwhile.E  
FI was best man Bbmdead in our road Dmfour years on the Arun
                F                  Bbm             Dm              G    A   D   E(x2)
Always chose the same demise – dehydration, on a long jog.
Where Aonce you wiped away my tears and Dcleaned my grazed Eknee
You Ahang-glide with the Numanoids and Dsnub my rare disEease
The Aone in which I get these silly Dvisions in my Emind
And Ahave to write them all down for the Dnurse.E  
FGazza in a BbmMozzer mask Dmgoofing by the Apool
FEating all the BbmCaramacs, hoDmway cemetery Ggates.
(instr)   A   D   E(x4)  F   Bbm   Dm      A   F   Bbm   Dm  G  
CI said to AmJesus, “DmHow much do you Glove me?”
CHe said “AmThis much” and he Dmstretched out his arms and Gdied
And CI thought to myAself: is Dmthat a stock reGply?
Or Care there exAceptions for the Dmlikes of REGO
SpeedCwagon,    Am      Dm       GSpeedCwagon.Am  Dm  G  
DmLa, la la Gla, la la Dmla, la la Gla
DmLa, la la Gla, la la Dmla, la la Gla, la la la Cla.

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Numanoid Hang Glide

by Half Man Half Biscuit

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Bbm

A D E

(intro) (x4)

A D E

Please don’t tell me what you think while I tell you about

A D E

The copse that I retreat to where I’m hemmed in by the Larch

A D E

Where nobody can bother me and the voices in my head

A D E

Cease their Dif Juz ramblings for a while.

F Bbm Dm A

I was best man dead in our road four years on the run

F Bbm Dm G A D E

(x2)

Always chose the same demise – dehydration, on a long jog.

A D E

Where once you wiped away my tears and cleaned my grazed knee

A D E

You hang-glide with the Numanoids and snub my rare disease

A D E

The one in which I get these silly visions in my mind

A D E

And have to write them all down for the nurse.

F Bbm Dm A

Gazza in a Mozzer mask goofing by the pool

F Bbm Dm G

Eating all the Caramacs, howay cemetery gates.

A D E F Bbm Dm A F Bbm Dm G

(instr) (x4)

C Am Dm G

I said to Jesus, “How much do you love me?”

C Am Dm G

He said “This much” and he stretched out his arms and died

C A Dm G

And I thought to myself: is that a stock reply?

C A Dm G

Or are there exceptions for the likes of REO

C Am Dm G C Am Dm G

Speedwagon, Speedwagon.

Dm G Dm G

La, la la la, la la la, la la la

Dm G Dm G C

La, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la la.

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