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Sealclubbing

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EI was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich
When a B7man walked up to Eme
“Would you B7mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question?
If Emusic be the food of love are you the indigestion?”
B7Oh-oh-oh-oh possibly Eyes.
EFound myself standing ‘mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads
When a B7frail voice asked of Eme:
“Would you B7mind, dear boy, I just can’t stand all this tension
EPlease let me in front of you so I can cash me pension”
B7No-oh-oh-oh, fuck off Eno.
EFrank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom
When he B7reached out for the Ejar
He B7swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet
A EHaliborange overdose – that’s not the right way
To B7ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, to kill yourEself.
EDown beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion
When the B7stallion said to Eme:
“That’s the B7third biro that you’ve broke and all day I cannot wait
You can Elead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate”
B7Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh said the stalliEon.
EMe and my Ggirl – B7sealEclubbing
Me and my Ggirl – B7out on the Eice
Me and my Ggirl – B7sealEclubbing
Me and my Ggirl – B7oh so Enice.
EMe and my Ggirl – B7sealEclubbing
Me and my Ggirl – B7out on the Eice
Me and my Ggirl – B7sealEclubbing
Me and my Ggirl – B7oh paraEdise.
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