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Chords used:  C   F  G  
Capo on 5th fret
CDon't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, Fyou gotta learn how to suck it funny
CHow those dicks all taste like rubber, Gcovered with goo
CSome cum's clear and some comes milky, Fsome cum's clear and some cum's silky
CDon't bite the dick that fucks you honey
GAnd it'll be good to you
C  G
CMama be proud of your daughter, Fthink of all the things you taught her
CNot to go into the water, Gtill she could swim
CHow to cook, how to sow, Fbut there's other things you know
CYou should've taught her about sex, Gthat it was not a siCn
You should have said
CDon't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, Fyou gotta learn how to suck it funny
CHow those dicks all taste like rubber, Gcovered with goo
CSome cum's clear and some comes milky, Fsome cum's clear and some cum's silky
CDon't bite the dick that fucks you honey
GAnd it'll be good to you
C  G
CYou should've taught her how to suck one, FIf you'd taught her how to fuck one
CMaybe she would've never snuck one Gwhen you wasn't home
CYou could have told her not to fight it, Fyou could've told her not to bite it
CYou could've taught her wrong from right, Gbut you left her on your owCn
You should have said
CDon't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, Fyou gotta learn how to suck it funny
CHow those dicks all taste like rubber, Gcovered with goo
CSome cum's clear and some comes milky, Fsome cum's clear and some cum's silky
CDon't bite the dick that fucks you honey
GAnd it'll be good to you
CDon't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, Fyou gotta learn how to suck it funny
CHow those dicks all taste like rubber, Gcovered with goo
CSome cum's clear and some comes milky, Fsome cum's clear and some cum's silky
CDon't bite the dick that fucks you honey
GAnd it'll be good to yoCu

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Dont Bite The Dick

by David Allan Coe

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 5 (as written in this song)

Chords in this song · guitar

C F G

Chords used:

Capo on 5th fret

C F

Don't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, you gotta learn how to suck it funny

C G

How those dicks all taste like rubber, covered with goo

C F

Some cum's clear and some comes milky, some cum's clear and some cum's silky

Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey

And it'll be good to you

C G

C F

Mama be proud of your daughter, think of all the things you taught her

C G

Not to go into the water, till she could swim

C F

How to cook, how to sow, but there's other things you know

C G C

You should've taught her about sex, that it was not a sin

You should have said

C F

Don't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, you gotta learn how to suck it funny

C G

How those dicks all taste like rubber, covered with goo

C F

Some cum's clear and some comes milky, some cum's clear and some cum's silky

Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey

And it'll be good to you

C G

C F

You should've taught her how to suck one, If you'd taught her how to fuck one

C G

Maybe she would've never snuck one when you wasn't home

C F

You could have told her not to fight it, you could've told her not to bite it

C G C

You could've taught her wrong from right, but you left her on your own

You should have said

C F

Don't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, you gotta learn how to suck it funny

C G

How those dicks all taste like rubber, covered with goo

C F

Some cum's clear and some comes milky, some cum's clear and some cum's silky

Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey

And it'll be good to you

C F

Don't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, you gotta learn how to suck it funny

C G

How those dicks all taste like rubber, covered with goo

C F

Some cum's clear and some comes milky, some cum's clear and some cum's silky

Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey

G C

And it'll be good to you

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