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GShe dressed all in black, smelled like cheap leather
But it stained up her back, so she switched to pleather
DBut that didn't take kindly to the lotion on her skin
She rubs it every night to get her that fake tan
And now she's Amswathed in Ccalamine and Dcotton
Unhip HollyG  
GShe tried sniffin blow, it broke her out in hives
Tried smokin pot, but it dried the whites of her eyes
DCrack made her cranky smack made her sleepy
Crank made her wanky, and wank made her weepy
She wants Amso Cbad to be Dbad
Unhip HollyG  
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She says your Ccool as a cucumber or straight as an arrow
Your bad to the bone or else your lame to the marrow
Your Gall Woody Allen Or your all Mia Farrow ain't no Din between 
Yes it's Amhard to beC  
Unhip Holly G  
GShe maxed out her plastic on designer jeans and Gucci 
She loves meat in threes, but now she's choking down sushi
DAnd the hip crowds all wearing, Salvation Army jeans
And the cool joint in town is serving potted meat and beans
She's Amso 15 Cminutes Dago
She's unhip HollyG  
GShe pierced her left eyebrow, thought it'd make her feel better
But it ripped out the first night, when she pulled off her sweater
DShe thought I cant go wrong with a blue dragon tattoo
But the artist dropped some acid now her buttocks both say boo 
She wants Amso Cbad to be Dcool
She's unhip HollyG  
CHORUS
She says your Ccool as a cucumber or straight as an arrow
Your bad to the bone or else your lame to the marrow
Your Gall Woody Allen Or your all Mia Farrow ain't no Din between 
Yes it's Amhard to beC  
Unhip Holly G  
GNow a few years of therapy And I...I mean she can smile at the truth
She's the happiest dweeb on them streets of Deleuth
DAnd she found her some meaning when she bought a boutique 
And now she's counting her blessings at the sheik to be geek
And she's Amhappy in her Cpale vegan Dskin
Unhip HollyG  
CHORUS
She says your Ccool as a cucumber or Straight as an arrow
Your bad to the bone or else your lame to the marrow
Your Gall Woody Allen Or your all Mia Farrow ain't no Din between 
Yes it's Amhard to beC  
Unhip Holly G  
Yes it's Dcool to me
And I'm Amproud to be
Unhip HollyG  

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Unhip Holly

by Lisa Carver

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She dressed all in black, smelled like cheap leather

But it stained up her back, so she switched to pleather

But that didn't take kindly to the lotion on her skin

She rubs it every night to get her that fake tan

Am C D

And now she's swathed in calamine and cotton

Unhip Holly

She tried sniffin blow, it broke her out in hives

Tried smokin pot, but it dried the whites of her eyes

Crack made her cranky smack made her sleepy

Crank made her wanky, and wank made her weepy

Am C D

She wants so bad to be bad

Unhip Holly

CHORUS

She says your cool as a cucumber or straight as an arrow

Your bad to the bone or else your lame to the marrow

G D

Your all Woody Allen Or your all Mia Farrow ain't no in between

Am C

Yes it's hard to be

Unhip Holly

She maxed out her plastic on designer jeans and Gucci

She loves meat in threes, but now she's choking down sushi

And the hip crowds all wearing, Salvation Army jeans

And the cool joint in town is serving potted meat and beans

Am C D

She's so 15 minutes ago

She's unhip Holly

She pierced her left eyebrow, thought it'd make her feel better

But it ripped out the first night, when she pulled off her sweater

She thought I cant go wrong with a blue dragon tattoo

But the artist dropped some acid now her buttocks both say boo

Am C D

She wants so bad to be cool

She's unhip Holly

CHORUS

She says your cool as a cucumber or straight as an arrow

Your bad to the bone or else your lame to the marrow

G D

Your all Woody Allen Or your all Mia Farrow ain't no in between

Am C

Yes it's hard to be

Unhip Holly

Now a few years of therapy And I...I mean she can smile at the truth

She's the happiest dweeb on them streets of Deleuth

And she found her some meaning when she bought a boutique

And now she's counting her blessings at the sheik to be geek

Am C D

And she's happy in her pale vegan skin

Unhip Holly

CHORUS

She says your cool as a cucumber or Straight as an arrow

Your bad to the bone or else your lame to the marrow

G D

Your all Woody Allen Or your all Mia Farrow ain't no in between

Am C

Yes it's hard to be

Unhip Holly

Yes it's cool to me

And I'm proud to be

Unhip Holly

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